Well Dayum! PhotoShop Awareness

Sheesh. She gave herself a whole makeover on PhotoShop. Makeup, Tattoo, & Hair included. This definitely gives a new meaning to "quick weave". No glue, thread, or braids required! She had good Intentions addind that curly weave fa sho. Lol. && That Coconut Brown tan looks damn good. I need PhotoShop FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST. Fuck buying some Kim Kardashian ass, Imma PhotoShop some. Who can teach me??? && who has the torrent? I need ThaT!

Haha..,. Hopefully this makes the Pussy Hounds a little more aware that everything that glitters aint gold. Stop meeting ppL off facebook and Myspace and then get mad when they look nothing like the picture. Jokes! You can't trust NTN No more. The blurry pix used to be an AleRt. But This ish is clear. LoL sheesh.

Sidebar: They have this feature on Webcams. Haha

Girl I aint mad Atcha. Teach me!

If You Knew Better You'd do Better!!!

I hate when people bad talk Keyshia && her family, BUT this shit deserve it. I wouldn't even be saying anything but this is some bullshit. I can almost guarantee that if 99.9% of people had the exposure and opportunity that SHE is given,they wouldn't be doing this shit. WHO the FUCK is dude with the jerry curl weave, tight shirt AND vest, && skinny jeans??? 4 real Frankie??? If he AT Least looked good I probably wouldn't be so judgemental. Once again 4 real Frankie??? You don't even have to look close and you can see where that wig begins and ends. The shit is about to fall off. SHAAAAAAME!!! There is nothing wrong with having fun to a certain extent, but this is a damn shame. She is some1 granny. I wish a motha fucka would pick my Granny up trynna do that. Where the fuck was Neffe at? She's usually on Frankie's ass.


sidebar: WHY the FUCK is the lady in the middle looking like she wanna trade places She got her Get It Bitch face on...This shit is just fucken tacky.



Cali Valley Girl (Me) to Cali Girl (Frankie):

My NIGGa (that's how people 4rm LA let you know their serious by starting the sentence this way.) MY niggaaaaaa come on Now. What were you thinking? He looks like a "jerk" 2009 version of Randy Watson from Coming To America. Frankie Your making us Cali Girls look fucken bad. But then again, ya'll are from NORTHERN CALI (the BAY). Ya'll do shit waaay different, might as well be another state. So... Every1 in LA chill we don't gotta claim THIS bullshit. Smmfh @ that BAY shit.

Every damn time I look at this I hear that e-40 snippet "Neva sHould Gave Dese N*66as Money!!!"

She's a Very FreaK GirL

Lol... sO I get a call from young Kellz, while she's inside the airport. She's madd hype. Excited to tell me that she just seen someone in the airport. As excited and loud she is, Im thinking that it is definitely her fave Jigga what? Jigga Who? Jay Z? Absolutely NOT. Im pondering on who it could be, and she screams OMG its MR. Marcus!!! LOL. At the exact same time, I am conversating with Dominican Jones, and I said the name out loud, and he laughed like the porn star. lol. So at this point, he's probably thinking that I am some kind of freak, but he's just laughing along with his roommate. NOT A GOOD LOOK!

So I continue questioning kells about what she is telling me about Mr. Marcus. She bodly gives him her cell phone like hey my bf wants to talk to you. I have her on speaker phone, and Mr. Marcus himself gets on the phone and begins a 3 minute conversation with me. LOL. He's a really cool dude, he tells me about his upcoming book, and that he is going more mainstream. Mean while, I google him to see what the hype is about. I notice that he is actually handsome, and quite buff. Tasty! Me and him exchange contacts, and he takes a few pix so that Kellz could send me. Cool Guy. Really down to Earth. :)

Dominican Jones is laughing with his roommate in the background like wow, she is REALLY talking to Mr. Marcus. LOL. Maybe I'll check out one of his videos on eskimotube. LOL. After Kellz calls me back, it dawns on me that she just recognized a porn star. So I tried to down play the situation, like Kellz how did you recognize him, and her response was I watch porn DUH!!!






lmmfao. Then after she sent me the pix, I got even more worried. He is in a PLAIN white tee. HTF did you notice him out of a milion people running thru LAX? Usually she meets people like Puff Daddy, Neyo, Queen Latifa, Lloyd Banks, and those one fools etc... But None of them compared to how hype she was at meeting Mr. Marcus. SMH. Kellz Let me find out that you over there at the porn show right there on Manchester and La Brea late night. You know what I'm Talking about to. The white bulding on the left hand side if your driving toward Crenshaw. SMMFH.


Damn, I guess I cant be all on her head, I too have recognized a porn star in the airport. But ONLY because she is on HBO, and a male happened to be standing right next to me. We weren't sure if it was her, so I asked her as she boarded my flight. She was the only person In 1st class. LOl. I handed her my sidekick like excuse me is this you. On some discreet shit. LOl. She got all excited, giggled, hugged me, and kissed me on the lips. I was totally grossed out. LOl. But I guess its kinda sexy when you think of being kissed my Ms. Jameson herself. Still I wanted to slap the dog shit outta her. Guess she thought I was a fan. lol. sidebar: I was shocked that she even hugged me and turned as she went to kiss me on the cheek. It ended up being on the lips. smh. b4 you get the wrong idea.


BUT STILL KELLZ was SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER Hyped on Mr. Marcus. Hella porn star. Shallow Carter came out of her, and she told him that she didnt wanna take a pix with him because her hair wasn't done. LMMFAO. ONLY Kellz.

FOR THE RECORD I DO NOT WATCH PORN.

...tell me take some out, uh get nasty...put some spit on dat dyk...I'm talkin' to you...--Wesley Pipes

Shouts to Hutch my Pussy, Howalito, Daiverson, Ink aka My Boobs, and Dave for teaching me that

The RuN-Up Rock Launch Soccer Kick Windmill Take OFF

Lmmfaotid...







If you personally know me, then you know I'm always laughing and making jokes. It's hard to be serious. Being that I'm funny, its rare that I find other stuff that I find funny.Im usually looking like whaaat huuuuuuh ;-/. LOL. THIS is one of the funniest videos I have seen thus far. Its so funny it makes me CRY. HAHA. LiL dude was fast. LmmfaO. She socked him && it was on. LOL. This is thee Ultimate fighting move. Its called the I WILL NOT LOSE (kellz u like that Jay). It consists of The RuN-Up--->>> Rock Launch--->>> Soccer Kick--->>> Windmill --->>> Take OfF!!! There is no way you can lose a fight with this technique. The opponent will never know whats next. Just Mortal Kombat vs. Street Fighter they ass. Pop..Pop.Pop.Pow.BooM.AhhhhUkit. You don't want it!!!


Remember, if you don't have the KO ablity remember these moves...


LOL Here are some STILL FRAMES Bcuz I just got like 10 aimz cuz ya'll cant play the video on a fuqn ShitMobile Sidekick.


So the lady [blue shirt] approach the man trynna get him to buy sex. He say No. She try to pocket check him, then she gets mad and punch him in the nose. && She runs.


He Runs up on her. stop to pick up and Rock and launches it at her. She run


He chase her and soccer kicks the shit outta her. She run again.

He run up Windmill on her. She run away

Then her catch her and 2 piece her.


RuN-Up--->>> Rock Launch--->>> Soccer Kick--->>> Windmill --->>> Take OfF!!!





I used to whoop EVERYBODY ass on the SEEEEEGA, Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Xbox, Game cube, Playstation 1,2,or 3. Even my Tamagochi whopped ass. Remember those??? Llate you DON'T want it. Betta ask about me. When I wasn't playing with my Barbie's I was whoopin ass on ANY video game.

I am thee video game QUEEN.
Nicholas Balderama know. Adam most def KNO. Aaron && Daniel Kathaleena's brothers know. Andre"AfroStank" know. Eugene cheatin asian ass know. Gay William Know. Monica Know. Libby Know. Chris Martin "Big Face" know. Marvin my BFF you know. I whopped yo ass on he Wii. 47 KOs str8. Krystle Know. Dominique Know. Josh Williams def. know. I used to come to yo house and whoop the hell outta you on Ready 2 Rumble, Lance (R.I.P) know, Cal know. Matt, Day, && Maurice (R.I.P) Know, Ariel, Eric, Baby Clarence, Trevor && Chris Know. Fat Boy, Curtis && Chris know. DeVon & Kenyata know. SDub know. Omari know. Markell know. Antoine (R.I.P) know. Derrik aLLen Know. Boss know. Tyson know. Mad D know. Raenisha know. Kells know. even Duty know. Danishia && Travis next door know. EVERYBODY KNOW. I am THEE QUEEN from the 818 to 213 to 310 to 424 to 909 to 702 back to 323. Everybody from the Valley to Vegas Know.

Llate YOU DONT WANT IT.

***If any of yall I named want it lemmie know***

loOkiNg 4 me???

iM oN StiCkaM....
stickam/msyoung420
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twitter: Mzflynflashy

sidebar: Fuq MilK skaTing doEs a Body GoOd

Good NigHt BoO


iChat... So Hit me UP. Im HiS DiGitaL gIRL

Might be True OR just as Fake as the BITCH who told U

Hmmmm....


I usually dont address dumbass shit. BUT since it has spread all OVER LA, and So many people are asking me about it, I will answer the question everyone is dying to know.


No... I repeat NO... I am NOT. and have not been.

FACT: I still dont have sex.

DUH i got bigger. I gained weight IDIOT. Be reaL Im Only tall as fuq, 5'2 LOL (give or take 2 inches with shoes on), and now I weigh 130. OF course my BoObz aRe gonna be BIGGER than they were.

BUT am I the only one who remembers that I always had BIG boobs? I must be. I only went up a FEW cup sizes. && YES they are real dumbass. I would NOT waste my money on breasts. Especially making them bigger. Shit I want a reduction. WTF



If you know me, you know Im the natural type. I dont have time for that Extra shit. Im still thaT saMe snEakEr chick. Make-Up? Neva. Waste of money. If you aint got it you just dont. I wanna loOk like the same ass girl he went to sleep with the night Before. The most I have on at all times is some cocoa butter && lipgloss. Be fuqn real. Ya'll bitches sound dumb.

Jealousy is a Disease Bitch, && I really hope ya'll get well soOn.


So... I know I always said that If you wanna know anything about me, ask me, because who better to tell you than me, BUT this is getting outta hand. ReaLLy

tHa BathrOom PhotOshooT.

This blog is totally inspired by KevCity. LOL

So, I'm being a good Myspace buddy, and decide to leave a few picture comments on KC's page. I see his Phone Photoshoot album, so I'm like let me see what this is about. LOL && what do I find??? This guy has 29 pictures in front of the mirror. Nothing wrong with that. Who doesn't have that moment when your walking past the mirror, and thought you were looking bomb, and had to take the pix of yourself so everyone else could see it. Like oOooh Imma send this to my Boo. I mean the Best of the Best have had this Bathroom photoshoot. But Everyone always makes the same damn mistake. The best picture is always the one where you were looking down at the phone instead of up at the mirror. DAMN!!! Why!!! is this picture always the best one??? DAMN!!! I hate when that happens. But since its the best one, you still put it up. Like shiiit who am I fooling, they know what I look like, this is the BEST one. LOL. Dont front.



Since Kev inspired the blog. I'll put up his pix 1st. lol

shame... Kev's page took me here....
SoUlJa BoY TelL eM Himself ----> Didnt you learn from last time??? again dont look at the phone
He Never learns...
Whatever...

Then I went back to my page. Then to Random people who has updated their status on Myspace.

LOL.. My HarLeM fLy guY Dee BlacK [no not Harlem 30z ya'll. He's from New York]

Luis

LOL... I always get him

Lil CaM
some random guy
DexTeR J. Edwards. Gotcha!!!
KelLz... I knew yo ass would have one

some random guy that just requested me. He's like oooOh shit Im getting a call nigga
L- SoLO.
some random guy that just requested me. why couldn't the person in the cut just take the pix???
My BoO AD
DaMn... EveN ii Got caUghT
Me...AgaiN daMnnn...


BUT I learned my lesson from the abOve Victims. The secret to Success in the Bathroom is
1] Hold the camera Lower than your face && Look at the Mirror
Finally he's learned.

OR

2] Hold the Camera Above your head. GREAT TITTY SHOT. YeSSSSS... ScOre!!!!

ME
YeS.. I have mastered It.




OR Don't take bathroom pix at all. && GET FLY on they ass by:

3] Take pictures of people taking pictures of you.
very smart guy.
4] Just cut the Other niggas out of the picture.
BEFORE
After
I would have cut myself out. He looks damn cute in that picture.
again...
5] let the MacBook take pix of you. DUH.


6] DON'T look at the camera at all.



7] Photoshop the shit and make it look FLY


8] DON'T even open your eyes. FUQ iT

You have to be a cute ass guy to look cute with your eyes closed. I see You Arab. Happy Birthday!!! (yesterday)



LOL... I hope this was somewhat helpful.

LauGh oN mE...

loL PetE Wentz iS cRaZii



LoL... Im not trippen tho. Cuz I have too many jokes for yall. So I will let ya'll have this new found Jokes on Kita week or whatever it will be. LOL @ how the email of that night's events have circulated across L.A. county. LOL Oh wait, the story made it to Virginia. LOL AlL I am going to say is FUQ YALL. I should have just took my ass to The Allstar game, like everyone else. SHAME!

All ya'll think that I totally should blog about my date. loL. Ya'll aint shit! You just wanna be able to look back at this shit years from now and start rolling again. Thanks for the calls and shit although all of them were ya'll laughing endlessly in my ear about the shit.

BUT even I had to laugh myself when I woke up, and did the scroll down the buddylist to read the Important peoples away messages. And I stumbled upon this...




lOL its 10 at night && its still up. Shame on yoU. 4reaL tho, Imma blog about that incident. LOL when my mind is right. Cuz I will totally act right now. lol. Especially after he had the audacity.




sidenote: hmmm funny how ppl that LOVE rihanna love always odering #3s.

hUh...

Searching for Episodes of Hell Date, I ran across that. ^^^ I was watching it from a far, and the dude in the light blue looked like T.K. from a far. LOL. I was like wtF is he doin. haha. My bad T.K. LOL. Thought he was on that 50 Cent curly type shit. LMMFAO. Dude in the Mint Green is kinda cute. Shout ouTz to Terry Kennedy. Long BeaCh staNd uP.

5STAR grand DELUX party

PiX= KeLlz

U R ThE WOOOoOOorSt!

Last NighT... OmG Speechless.

BFFz doNt do That to Bffs.


CHILL...Kita!

Such a pretTy facE 4 the DeViL.
ItS onLy 1 night. :(

3 days tiL Kellz 24th Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dinner Party @ the Grand deLux. Please R.S.V.P.


Ask for Directions, I cant seem to find it on google. But its called the Grand DElux

Yes... DeLUX


I cant wait to Throw this party for you KeLlz. No Worries. Its on me.

I hAtE shiTMOBILE

T mObiLE [k]!!!

I have been rockin with T-Mobile since the beginning. With the big original Sidekick with the detachable camera. Remember that? All the fLyy tiL ii Die kidS had them. [KeLlz B. I see You]. This was like 11th && 12th grade year. Must Haves: The sideKicK, that months new edition J's, some pajamas [preferablly polo,TH,Ecko,guess etc...], and a fLyy ass fitted Jersey DresS, Some Timbz,a velour suit (YOU BITCHZ STOP WEARING VELOUR!!!, and I 4got the other thing. But you get the idea.

---What seemed like months later--- THE SIDEKICK2

Then I bossed up to th sidekick2. Buying those sidegaurds in different colors. Remember the yellow ones sidebands to match the yellow Nike LiveStrong bracelet???

---MONTHS later... THE NEW EDITION--- oMg iTs pInK

Then they killed the game off with the P!nk Juicy Couture SK. Gotta Have iT.

---Months (NOT YEARS) later... The Sidekick 3 ---

Still doing my T-Mobile thang, I ventured to the sideKick3. OMG i have to have this. A Phone that matches my car && Rims. Black n titanium. OMG! KiLLin em! SELF{Damn this is some str8 bullshit... This shit dont even work!!! they had to send me nine million of em. OMG But i HAVE TO HAVE a sidekick. So whatiF i never have service, I have a sidekick.

.....OMg nOt a GreeN LRG sideKick Gotta have it.....
... NOT A D.WADE... gotta have it... Its white!!! WhiTe is so the new black. So what if I wouldnt know wtf D. Wade was if he walked up to me right now.

---About 4 months Later... THE SL LX---
At first I wanted the LX, but EVERYbody and they daddy had one. But guess what like 2 weeks later, the SLIDE came out. OMG. Gotta get it. So what if I just spent 359 cuz i didnt wanna upgrade my contract. Gotta have it. OMG. More problems then the 3. Damn where the fuck did I put my 2??? Nah can't go back to the 3. So what if it freezes, oh well. I know the only reason I got it is for aim, and the icons dont even show. SOooOoO what. Gotta have a Sidekick. omG not a Tony Hawk. Gotta Have it. Oh yea that new Iphone is the shit. Guess I'll have 2 phones. [idiot]


---Months Later, a G1...

Gotta have it???? Hell No. Im older now, fuck that. Did everyone forget the fact that Tmobile has the worst fucken customer service in the WORLD. I just got off the phone with them, trynna pay my bill, and the second time outta two months, they RANDOMLY flagged my account. Didn't that bastard tell me last month that it was random, and it only happens ONCE a year. So wtf. Then they have you on hold for hours at a time. Like its a game. Bitch I aint callin you to get some free money. Im callin to give you my dough, tend to my fuqn call immediately, like a 911 call. Then after the long ass wait, they tell you that oh we can't reach your bank, DUH BITCH!!! am I the only motha fucka who realized it was 1 in the fuqn morning??? Then in the beginning of the call Hi you have reached REP id # 01991019111 Bitch fuq that. Who cares. NEW POLICY give out you rep id in the end of the call so I can report yo stupid fuqn ass. I hate TMOBILE!!! And I hate you if you work for them!!! FUCK Tmobile.

One of my Rapper friends please make a fuck tmobile song.

Totally offtopic but Mikey bka TYGA man the flyyest man, i appreciated that aim song. You tried. Thats what counts right. Kcity shut up. Tyga is HIPHOP

LET ME SMELL YO DICK!!!

ahhh... something is wrong.

I just cant quite put my finger on it.

Does it make me a physco because I dont find anything wrong with the let me smell yo dick part?

But I mean, if it take all that you might as well not be with dude. I'd rather we single.


FINE PRINT: Im sooo past the physco shit. lol remember when I cut up Chris' jacket and put the feathers in my pillow??? It was cold that winter. Then he stayed with me. WTF ahaha && the I had the audacity to rip his shirt [that i brought] off his ass in school. LOL SoRRy ChrIs ReavEs. Luv ya. LOL

Random PhOne CoNversaTiOnz...

So, I get a call a few seconds ago...

hiM: baby I miss you blah blah. I've been thinkin' about you blah blah. Dayum I can't get you off my mind.

mE: why?

hiM: everytime I hear your voice, all I can think about is that fuqn YouTube video of you dancin'. Everytime I get on myspace, I watch that shit. You make my dick hard.

me: [-->PAUSE<--]
hUh... You dont even have a myspace!!!

him: I knOw, I be gettin' on the homie shit.

[-->PAUSE<--]

mE: THINKIN: SELF I THINK HE WANNA DRINK MY JUICEBOXX sCoRE!


LmmFAOTID

w.o.W






100 Views awaY frOm 4000. uh oH

q: what song is that
a: Do Da Dirty Booty by TreaL

q: why are u in your underwear?
a: . Me && danishia decided that we should record ourselves learning how to do the dance. So we would know what we should fix. Then record ourselves doing it again for the final version. BUT the more we did it the worser we got. LOL. So we ended up with me in my panties shakin ass on You Tube. :(

q: do I care?
a: hell no. Im usually in my panties and bra anywayz. Good thing I didnt have a thong on tho. 1ST off, anyone that is a frequent visitor at my house knows that I never wear clothes NO MATTER who you are. I come in the door and take my clothes off right there.