Lol... sO I get a call from young Kellz, while she's inside the airport. She's madd hype. Excited to tell me that she just seen someone in the airport. As excited and loud she is, Im thinking that it is definitely her fave Jigga what? Jigga Who? Jay Z? Absolutely NOT. Im pondering on who it could be, and she screams OMG its MR. Marcus!!! LOL. At the exact same time, I am conversating with Dominican Jones, and I said the name out loud, and he laughed like the porn star. lol. So at this point, he's probably thinking that I am some kind of freak, but he's just laughing along with his roommate. NOT A GOOD LOOK!
So I continue questioning kells about what she is telling me about Mr. Marcus. She bodly gives him her cell phone like hey my bf wants to talk to you. I have her on speaker phone, and Mr. Marcus himself gets on the phone and begins a 3 minute conversation with me. LOL. He's a really cool dude, he tells me about his upcoming book, and that he is going more mainstream. Mean while, I google him to see what the hype is about. I notice that he is actually handsome, and quite buff. Tasty! Me and him exchange contacts, and he takes a few pix so that Kellz could send me. Cool Guy. Really down to Earth. :)
Dominican Jones is laughing with his roommate in the background like wow, she is REALLY talking to Mr. Marcus. LOL. Maybe I'll check out one of his videos on eskimotube. LOL. After Kellz calls me back, it dawns on me that she just recognized a porn star. So I tried to down play the situation, like Kellz how did you recognize him, and her response was I watch porn DUH!!!
lmmfao. Then after she sent me the pix, I got even more worried. He is in a PLAIN white tee. HTF did you notice him out of a milion people running thru LAX? Usually she meets people like Puff Daddy, Neyo, Queen Latifa, Lloyd Banks, and those one fools etc... But None of them compared to how hype she was at meeting Mr. Marcus. SMH. Kellz Let me find out that you over there at the porn show right there on Manchester and La Brea late night. You know what I'm Talking about to. The white bulding on the left hand side if your driving toward Crenshaw. SMMFH.
Damn, I guess I cant be all on her head, I too have recognized a porn star in the airport. But ONLY because she is on HBO, and a male happened to be standing right next to me. We weren't sure if it was her, so I asked her as she boarded my flight. She was the only person In 1st class. LOl. I handed her my sidekick like excuse me is this you. On some discreet shit. LOl. She got all excited, giggled, hugged me, and kissed me on the lips. I was totally grossed out. LOl. But I guess its kinda sexy when you think of being kissed my Ms. Jameson herself. Still I wanted to slap the dog shit outta her. Guess she thought I was a fan. lol. sidebar: I was shocked that she even hugged me and turned as she went to kiss me on the cheek. It ended up being on the lips. smh. b4 you get the wrong idea.
BUT STILL KELLZ was SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER Hyped on Mr. Marcus. Hella porn star. Shallow Carter came out of her, and she told him that she didnt wanna take a pix with him because her hair wasn't done. LMMFAO. ONLY Kellz.
FOR THE RECORD I DO NOT WATCH PORN.
...tell me take some out, uh get nasty...put some spit on dat dyk...I'm talkin' to you...--Wesley Pipes
Shouts to Hutch my Pussy, Howalito, Daiverson, Ink aka My Boobs, and Dave for teaching me that
