So, I'm being a good Myspace buddy, and decide to leave a few picture comments on KC's page. I see his Phone Photoshoot album, so I'm like let me see what this is about. LOL && what do I find??? This guy has 29 pictures in front of the mirror. Nothing wrong with that. Who doesn't have that moment when your walking past the mirror, and thought you were looking bomb, and had to take the pix of yourself so everyone else could see it. Like oOooh Imma send this to my Boo. I mean the Best of the Best have had this Bathroom photoshoot. But Everyone always makes the same damn mistake. The best picture is always the one where you were looking down at the phone instead of up at the mirror. DAMN!!! Why!!! is this picture always the best one??? DAMN!!! I hate when that happens. But since its the best one, you still put it up. Like shiiit who am I fooling, they know what I look like, this is the BEST one. LOL. Dont front.
Since Kev inspired the blog. I'll put up his pix 1st. lol
 shame... Kev's page took me here....
 shame... Kev's page took me here.... SoUlJa BoY TelL eM Himself ---->
 SoUlJa BoY TelL eM Himself ---->  Didnt you learn from last time???
 Didnt you learn from last time???  again dont look at the phone
 again dont look at the phone He Never learns...
 He Never learns...  Whatever...
Whatever... Then I went back to my page. Then to Random people who has updated their status on Myspace.
 LOL.. My HarLeM fLy guY Dee BlacK [no not Harlem 30z ya'll. He's from New York]
 LOL.. My HarLeM fLy guY Dee BlacK [no not Harlem 30z ya'll. He's from New York] Luis
  Luis LOL... I always get him
 LOL... I always get him Lil CaM
 Lil CaM  some random guy
 some random guy DexTeR J. Edwards. Gotcha!!!
 DexTeR J. Edwards. Gotcha!!! KelLz... I knew yo ass would have one
 KelLz... I knew yo ass would have one some random guy that just requested me. He's like oooOh shit Im getting a call nigga
 some random guy that just requested me. He's like oooOh shit Im getting a call nigga L- SoLO.
 L- SoLO.  some random guy that just requested me. why couldn't the person in the cut just take the pix???
 some random guy that just requested me. why couldn't the person in the cut just take the pix??? My BoO AD
My BoO AD DaMn... EveN ii Got caUghT
 DaMn... EveN ii Got caUghT Me...AgaiN daMnnn...
  Me...AgaiN daMnnn...BUT I learned my lesson from the abOve Victims. The secret to Success in the Bathroom is
1] Hold the camera Lower than your face && Look at the Mirror
 Finally he's learned.
 Finally he's learned. OR
2] Hold the Camera Above your head. GREAT TITTY SHOT. YeSSSSS... ScOre!!!!

 ME
 ME YeS.. I have mastered It.
 YeS.. I have mastered It.OR Don't take bathroom pix at all. && GET FLY on they ass by:
3] Take pictures of people taking pictures of you.
 very smart guy.
   very smart guy.  4] Just cut the Other niggas out of the picture.
BEFORE
 After
 After  I would have cut myself out. He looks damn cute in that picture.
 I would have cut myself out. He looks damn cute in that picture.  again...
 again...5] let the MacBook take pix of you. DUH.
 
  
 6] DON'T look at the camera at all.
 
  
  
 7] Photoshop the shit and make it look FLY
 
 8] DON'T even open your eyes. FUQ iT
 
 You have to be a cute ass guy to look cute with your eyes closed. I see You Arab. Happy Birthday!!! (yesterday)
LOL... I hope this was somewhat helpful.
 
 
 





 




1 comment:
i dont do bathroom pics... but imma pro at not looking.... and with the eyes closed
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