<--Photo Courtesy of Young Sam. As you can see from the previous post, I am neutral on the Skinny Jean issue. So I had to get my girls' opinions. I mean we talk about everything anyway. Who had the smallest, biggest, longest, shortest, cutest, ugliest, skinniest, fattest, bombest (is this a word) Chipotle Burrito ever. I mean, just the other day, one of the KeLzers enlightened me on spinning around in the chair, and not even getting up. You know when your putting in work at the JOB. Spitting on the wall from far back. How it is possible to become soaked in the shower.(I been tried to toldjah) How to keep your self from choking on the Snickers peanuts. How to properly teach one how to Lick all the chocolate off the Kit-Kat bar. B-E-Z mY n!gga! How the Youngest/Ripest fruit last a long time.[Shouts to CAM] LuV Me LoNg TiMeee. (KB&KW goin rt to tha pinta SOON) When to use the Self-Rihanna Defense (Shouts 2 Dawne). We talk about who's bare, and who's not. SHAME ON THE WOLF PuSS(c)! You know who you are. LOL. So as you can see what talk about everything. Its only right that I see how they feel about dudes in SJs.[----->MEET KELLS<-----] Age 24 FlYesT of thE Fly...
I needed a Flyy opinion. So I hit up my Ace Kells [NOT KeLLz] KellS. We go back like 5 flats on a Cadillac. She's always up on the New NeW shit. Being that she has, or should have like 3 degrees now, I'm expecting an intelligent input on Skinny Jeans. What was I thinking??? She's a Valley Girl too. This is EXACTLY what she said:
Gay gay gay!!! Well I think its reaaaaaaaaaalllllll gay if a nigga wears skinnys! If theyre colored its gayer. And if a fat nigga got on skinnys something is wrong! They're called skinnys for a fuckin reason. If fat people were supposed to wear em...theyd be called fatty's. THE END. lol........ If a nigga wear skinny jeans he aint got enuff cash. Cant wear skinny jeans cuz my knot dont fit--Jay Z. So nigga, if u wearin skinnys.......keep it pushin!!! Annnnnnnnnnnnnd... 8 times outta 10 theyre from the girls section. Nigga wtf are u doin in FOREVER 21 in the chick section when they gotta nigga section now!!! Anywayz, this iphone is booty chatter.
So I asked my lil cousin. Meet ---> Libby_Fiasco <--- Age 19
Libby's kinda a hipster/HipRocR Valley Girl. So I definitely wanted to know what she thought. A younger opinion is always good. Especially since most of the people wearing them are under the age 19. Shame on these grown ass men in SJs. This is what Libby had to say:
Skinnys...Cutee! I prefer skinnys. On me and on boys. Boys who wear baggy jeans piss me off. Its not cutee. I had a pair when they sucked & everyone made fun of me. I liked them better because they fit better....All jeans are too long for me, except skinnies. I think they work for everyone. I like boys who wear them vs boys who are still stuck in the Soulja Boy phase. Baggy jeans with writing on them and nonsense designs on the pockets suck. The color ones are pretty cool too. Its a different kind of style. Fat people...hmm... When fat girls wear them it shows all their bumps & lumps. Its not really attractive just because skinnies are usually tight. Umm if the fat girls are gonna wear them, they need to make sure they have on a size that actually fits. if its tight on the stomach when you put em on....next size up because your crack will show. LOL
See... hmmm... looking past the topic being GUYS and SKINNY JEANS, Libby does have a point. 5XL white tees along with the writing is lame. && Being that we are all between 5 feet even and 5'4 under 130 lbs it is kinda hard to find jeans that fit correctly. BUT the topic was GUYS Libby. But as far as guys go, I don't know too many guys our size. so....
Moving right along.. x--[ Meet Mychale ]--x Age 21
My... isn't as outspoken as me or either of the KellSZ, but she is just as hip as Libby. I would describe her as one of the Innocent/Sweet/Lover type Valley Girls. One day she aimed me early in the morning about my away message like "Kita what you know about that Charles Hamilton. You aint up on that Pink Lava-Lamp". LOL. Then I had to go in on her. LOL. So I had to ask her about these damn Skinny jeans. && This is what she said:
Skinny jeans are getting extremely out of hand. My niggas pants should not be tighter than mine. I should see wat u working with. My dude has to have fitted jeans on..I would never date a guy that wears skinny jeans at all....ohhhh and I really hate when they sag their skinny jeans..that is NOT ok..I do not want to see yo ass hanging out of some tight ass jeans. But if skinny jeans are what you desire to wear...please dnt be over 200lbs tryin to wear them. That makes it even worse. Because technically you not wearing skinny jeans you probably just got a couple sizes too small lol. Also you cannot be over the age of 21 wearing skinny jeans. That is not ok in my Book.
LOL... There definitely should be an age and weight limit on them. LOL Thanks MY. I thinking about taking back my comment about her not being outspoken. LOL
Meet my liL siS :--> BeautaY <--: Age 22
She is the "deep" Valley girl. Usually all shy. Not today. LOL. She answered my away message about Skinny Jeans, and said:
I think certain people kan rock em. They aint 4 everyone....Niggas take it tO far and wear em extra tight. Htf they balls breath? WHΣ₦ they ready to have kids n can't they gonna kno y. Personally ii think theRe 4 girLs, not guys. Yea Lil Wayne were eM, but he's mutha fuckn Lil Wayne. He's ah alien wit his cRazy aZz. But its monkey see monkey do in this world. Every one don't realize u can't be like the next person. Be yourself, make yo own style and rock it! & juss be u. I saw a fat nigga wit sum own and it aint cute....his crack was shown....I didn't say nuthn but they lady behind me wit 2o kids did...lmao
Thankz Sis.
0--[Meet Monica]--0 .Age 25
Total Sex In the City addict. She's the Nymph/Dreamer Valley Girl. LOL. But Passive at the same time. So I had to know what she thought. She said:
Gay!!! I dont like that shit. It irks me. I understand that the more fitted look is in, but I dont like them tight ass jeans. Remember on Belly when he was like... I dont like that shit, I dont like that shit at all, Imma have to drop a dime of those niggas. So imma eat my bananna on Skinny jeans. They are bananna worthy.
******* [-->PAUSE<--} I just recieved a text from Monica: When you gonna wake up from that dream you havin'? You aint neva whopped my ass in no Sega!!!--Monica Answer: Shame Monica!!! Shame! I said U knew about my skills!!! Who's side are you on??? Latte don't want it! ******* Back to Skinny jeans, we may be getting some where. As you can see ONLY the youngest person said they were cool. So maybe they are okay for YOUNGER guys. Under age 20. If you are rockin' in the 21 & Up club and a male, you should NOT have on SJs. So the new SJ requirement is under age 20 and a certain weight. Weight definitely plays a major role. Im still laughing at Kells comment about if they were for larger people, they would be called Fattys. ahahaha. That gives me the urge to hear some crazy East Coast song that says It's My Fatty repeatedly. LOL
***sidebar: So... the SJ blog got alot of feedback on AIM. lol. Guys notice the comment option under the ENTRY. USE IT***
