I hAtE shiTMOBILE

T mObiLE [k]!!!

I have been rockin with T-Mobile since the beginning. With the big original Sidekick with the detachable camera. Remember that? All the fLyy tiL ii Die kidS had them. [KeLlz B. I see You]. This was like 11th && 12th grade year. Must Haves: The sideKicK, that months new edition J's, some pajamas [preferablly polo,TH,Ecko,guess etc...], and a fLyy ass fitted Jersey DresS, Some Timbz,a velour suit (YOU BITCHZ STOP WEARING VELOUR!!!, and I 4got the other thing. But you get the idea.

---What seemed like months later--- THE SIDEKICK2

Then I bossed up to th sidekick2. Buying those sidegaurds in different colors. Remember the yellow ones sidebands to match the yellow Nike LiveStrong bracelet???

---MONTHS later... THE NEW EDITION--- oMg iTs pInK

Then they killed the game off with the P!nk Juicy Couture SK. Gotta Have iT.

---Months (NOT YEARS) later... The Sidekick 3 ---

Still doing my T-Mobile thang, I ventured to the sideKick3. OMG i have to have this. A Phone that matches my car && Rims. Black n titanium. OMG! KiLLin em! SELF{Damn this is some str8 bullshit... This shit dont even work!!! they had to send me nine million of em. OMG But i HAVE TO HAVE a sidekick. So whatiF i never have service, I have a sidekick.

.....OMg nOt a GreeN LRG sideKick Gotta have it.....
... NOT A D.WADE... gotta have it... Its white!!! WhiTe is so the new black. So what if I wouldnt know wtf D. Wade was if he walked up to me right now.

---About 4 months Later... THE SL LX---
At first I wanted the LX, but EVERYbody and they daddy had one. But guess what like 2 weeks later, the SLIDE came out. OMG. Gotta get it. So what if I just spent 359 cuz i didnt wanna upgrade my contract. Gotta have it. OMG. More problems then the 3. Damn where the fuck did I put my 2??? Nah can't go back to the 3. So what if it freezes, oh well. I know the only reason I got it is for aim, and the icons dont even show. SOooOoO what. Gotta have a Sidekick. omG not a Tony Hawk. Gotta Have it. Oh yea that new Iphone is the shit. Guess I'll have 2 phones. [idiot]


---Months Later, a G1...

Gotta have it???? Hell No. Im older now, fuck that. Did everyone forget the fact that Tmobile has the worst fucken customer service in the WORLD. I just got off the phone with them, trynna pay my bill, and the second time outta two months, they RANDOMLY flagged my account. Didn't that bastard tell me last month that it was random, and it only happens ONCE a year. So wtf. Then they have you on hold for hours at a time. Like its a game. Bitch I aint callin you to get some free money. Im callin to give you my dough, tend to my fuqn call immediately, like a 911 call. Then after the long ass wait, they tell you that oh we can't reach your bank, DUH BITCH!!! am I the only motha fucka who realized it was 1 in the fuqn morning??? Then in the beginning of the call Hi you have reached REP id # 01991019111 Bitch fuq that. Who cares. NEW POLICY give out you rep id in the end of the call so I can report yo stupid fuqn ass. I hate TMOBILE!!! And I hate you if you work for them!!! FUCK Tmobile.

One of my Rapper friends please make a fuck tmobile song.

Totally offtopic but Mikey bka TYGA man the flyyest man, i appreciated that aim song. You tried. Thats what counts right. Kcity shut up. Tyga is HIPHOP