RatS Smell Chee$e

The picture needs no explanation. If your a guy and bored find Yung Stet AKA Mr. Tiny Chat, Quincy (P. Diddy Stepson), Soulja Boy Tell Em, or Jbar. Guys I hope all these girls were over the age of 18. I'm sure most of the 500 plus viewers aren't legal. I smell a lawsuit coming. Or maybe i've been watching too much Court TV. Damn. Freaking on a webcam should be used for ichat, SkYpe, Stickam, ETC. DUH. Gots Ta be Mo Careful.

Free ShiT iS Good ShiT #2

So... I'm scrolling down the buddy list reading away messages && I came across Justin's. His away is one of the few I read. I always look at his because of his icons. LMMFAO. He usually has some SexCii half naked one up. :)
<--- Example of the Sexcii icons. He be trynna seduce me with these pix. LOL. Jbar has thee cutest bedroom eyes EveR. Anywayz, I read about a new mixtape. So, You know the rule, listen 1st, and if its quality, download it.

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THIS

hMMM... Based on the 1st song, it sounds pretty good. Better than ... lol you already know. lol. I love Throw It Back featuring Sean Kingston. Is this about MY NEW BooTy? LOL I also like I Want Her... Another song about me? lOL [NOTE 2 JUstiN: I like Caribbean Rum && Pineapple Juice] LOL I asked Jbar what his 2 favorite 2 songs from the Mixtape were, and he said Sway && Choosen Me. I also like What's The Deal, && Yupp Yeaaa ft. Lil Twist. The whole mixtape is actually worth downloading. Jbar has a unique voice I haven't heard any where else. Pretty Dope! LOL. I love Jbar's drop when he says his name twice. LOL. Jbar Jbar!!!
Dope! He was on the 1st page too. I didnt even have to search for it. Thats wassup. This was worth the looooooOOOOooong wait. Im lUvn all the slow songs. Plies better watch out. Best of luck with your music career Justin Alex Benjamin Rucker.


This will definitely go in the ipod.

sidebar: Jbar come get this damn birthday cake. LMMFAO

tHa BathrOom PhotOshooT.

This blog is totally inspired by KevCity. LOL

So, I'm being a good Myspace buddy, and decide to leave a few picture comments on KC's page. I see his Phone Photoshoot album, so I'm like let me see what this is about. LOL && what do I find??? This guy has 29 pictures in front of the mirror. Nothing wrong with that. Who doesn't have that moment when your walking past the mirror, and thought you were looking bomb, and had to take the pix of yourself so everyone else could see it. Like oOooh Imma send this to my Boo. I mean the Best of the Best have had this Bathroom photoshoot. But Everyone always makes the same damn mistake. The best picture is always the one where you were looking down at the phone instead of up at the mirror. DAMN!!! Why!!! is this picture always the best one??? DAMN!!! I hate when that happens. But since its the best one, you still put it up. Like shiiit who am I fooling, they know what I look like, this is the BEST one. LOL. Dont front.



Since Kev inspired the blog. I'll put up his pix 1st. lol

shame... Kev's page took me here....
SoUlJa BoY TelL eM Himself ----> Didnt you learn from last time??? again dont look at the phone
He Never learns...
Whatever...

Then I went back to my page. Then to Random people who has updated their status on Myspace.

LOL.. My HarLeM fLy guY Dee BlacK [no not Harlem 30z ya'll. He's from New York]

Luis

LOL... I always get him

Lil CaM
some random guy
DexTeR J. Edwards. Gotcha!!!
KelLz... I knew yo ass would have one

some random guy that just requested me. He's like oooOh shit Im getting a call nigga
L- SoLO.
some random guy that just requested me. why couldn't the person in the cut just take the pix???
My BoO AD
DaMn... EveN ii Got caUghT
Me...AgaiN daMnnn...


BUT I learned my lesson from the abOve Victims. The secret to Success in the Bathroom is
1] Hold the camera Lower than your face && Look at the Mirror
Finally he's learned.

OR

2] Hold the Camera Above your head. GREAT TITTY SHOT. YeSSSSS... ScOre!!!!

ME
YeS.. I have mastered It.




OR Don't take bathroom pix at all. && GET FLY on they ass by:

3] Take pictures of people taking pictures of you.
very smart guy.
4] Just cut the Other niggas out of the picture.
BEFORE
After
I would have cut myself out. He looks damn cute in that picture.
again...
5] let the MacBook take pix of you. DUH.


6] DON'T look at the camera at all.



7] Photoshop the shit and make it look FLY


8] DON'T even open your eyes. FUQ iT

You have to be a cute ass guy to look cute with your eyes closed. I see You Arab. Happy Birthday!!! (yesterday)



LOL... I hope this was somewhat helpful.

FuCk a Job!!!

LOL... I stopped EVERYTHING I was doing for this post. [-->PAUSE<--] I really wasn't doing much, trynna watch that Madea Goes to Jail for free on the net, but anywayz, I seen this.


Its a recession, and people are getting laid off left and right. Rememember a few weeks ago, that man killed his whole family after being laid off from Kaiser? RIP. Wait nevamind, him and his wife were fired. EVEN better!!! Sit back and collect that dough!!! ***I said self, self said hmmm*** A few days ago, Arnold JUST laid off 20,000 federal workers in CaLi last week.





I hate to bring you up, cuz I love you like no other, but My LIL Boo
[-->Pause<--]
Cam, I am so proud of you. I mean come one who do you know in the 11th grade making sixteen dollars an hour??? He had just got a raise on his pay check this week, nineteen dollars an hour now. DaMn! Imagine $19 an hour in the 11th grade. I was glad to get that $7 a day lunch money in High school. Save it up for the new J's.I had all the new new shit. My Boo was killin em. Before he could even get his next check he was laid off. Damn! Poor Boo!


People getting laid off left and right. We should be on our P's and Q's right? Arriving to work 10 minutes early, taking 27 minute breaks instead of thirty. We need this job right. Absolutely not! Fuck That! Don't be all stressed out! Don't be all scared walking on eggshells at work. He'll nah!!!Take a Few Lessons from my Boy Trackstar[S.O.D. Money Gang Stand Up]



Soulja Boy, Arab and Jbar Have a new dance out. You betta practice that shit. Who has time for work when Beezy making Hits??? Not Trackstar!!! He don't give a fuck. So what if he get fired. He got all the Yums already BITCH!!! TrackStar was this the day you got fired??? Lmmfao @ how the phone rang at the end. He wasn't even scared, he still Said Money Gang RocK shout out at the end.

:::Ring Ring:::
...Hello This is Angel speaking...
::: Angel why the fuck are you on camera 9 dancing????:::
...uuuh Soulja Boy Tell em. I got this new dance for ya'll Crank back 3 times...
:::Come turn in your badges along with your uniform. We aren't paying you to be Crankn that shit!!!:::
... Yahhh Bitch Yahhh!!! Im to Fresh My Dougie to be workin here anywayz. Got me Fuqd up. Fuck this job! I got shit to do. Beezy just went (((LIVE))) on Kyte anywayz BITCH [Bird walks out the door]...




LOL... Angel/Trackstar I goT NTN but LuV 4 you guy. This was all outta fun. When When I seen the video, I had to hit you with a joke or two.



Imagine Me && KeLlz doin the StanKy Legg Thru LAX Airport. lmmfao