So, I'm being a good Myspace buddy, and decide to leave a few picture comments on KC's page. I see his Phone Photoshoot album, so I'm like let me see what this is about. LOL && what do I find??? This guy has 29 pictures in front of the mirror. Nothing wrong with that. Who doesn't have that moment when your walking past the mirror, and thought you were looking bomb, and had to take the pix of yourself so everyone else could see it. Like oOooh Imma send this to my Boo. I mean the Best of the Best have had this Bathroom photoshoot. But Everyone always makes the same damn mistake. The best picture is always the one where you were looking down at the phone instead of up at the mirror. DAMN!!! Why!!! is this picture always the best one??? DAMN!!! I hate when that happens. But since its the best one, you still put it up. Like shiiit who am I fooling, they know what I look like, this is the BEST one. LOL. Dont front.
Since Kev inspired the blog. I'll put up his pix 1st. lol






Then I went back to my page. Then to Random people who has updated their status on Myspace.













BUT I learned my lesson from the abOve Victims. The secret to Success in the Bathroom is
1] Hold the camera Lower than your face && Look at the Mirror

OR
2] Hold the Camera Above your head. GREAT TITTY SHOT. YeSSSSS... ScOre!!!!



OR Don't take bathroom pix at all. && GET FLY on they ass by:
3] Take pictures of people taking pictures of you.

4] Just cut the Other niggas out of the picture.
BEFORE



5] let the MacBook take pix of you. DUH.


6] DON'T look at the camera at all.



7] Photoshop the shit and make it look FLY

8] DON'T even open your eyes. FUQ iT

You have to be a cute ass guy to look cute with your eyes closed. I see You Arab. Happy Birthday!!! (yesterday)
LOL... I hope this was somewhat helpful.
1 comment:
i dont do bathroom pics... but imma pro at not looking.... and with the eyes closed
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