Monday, February 23, 2009

tHa BathrOom PhotOshooT.

This blog is totally inspired by KevCity. LOL

So, I'm being a good Myspace buddy, and decide to leave a few picture comments on KC's page. I see his Phone Photoshoot album, so I'm like let me see what this is about. LOL && what do I find??? This guy has 29 pictures in front of the mirror. Nothing wrong with that. Who doesn't have that moment when your walking past the mirror, and thought you were looking bomb, and had to take the pix of yourself so everyone else could see it. Like oOooh Imma send this to my Boo. I mean the Best of the Best have had this Bathroom photoshoot. But Everyone always makes the same damn mistake. The best picture is always the one where you were looking down at the phone instead of up at the mirror. DAMN!!! Why!!! is this picture always the best one??? DAMN!!! I hate when that happens. But since its the best one, you still put it up. Like shiiit who am I fooling, they know what I look like, this is the BEST one. LOL. Dont front.



Since Kev inspired the blog. I'll put up his pix 1st. lol

JESSICA OWNS shame... Kev's page took me here....
wanna lick tha rapper? (ladies) SoUlJa BoY TelL eM Himself ----> Kiss me thru my iPhone bay Didnt you learn from last time??? Beezy again dont look at the phone
Sexy Can I? He Never learns...
Whatever...

Then I went back to my page. Then to Random people who has updated their status on Myspace.

iGot A Slow Bop In The Prada Low Tops LOL.. My HarLeM fLy guY Dee BlacK [no not Harlem 30z ya'll. He's from New York]

Luis

LOL... I always get him

Lil CaM
OWWWWWWWWW some random guy
JUS STUNTTN!!! DexTeR J. Edwards. Gotcha!!!
KelLz... I knew yo ass would have one

I LOVE TO GET RICH ONE DAY!!!!!!!!... IM JUST BEIN ME 100% some random guy that just requested me. He's like oooOh shit Im getting a call nigga
L- SoLO.
some random guy that just requested me. why couldn't the person in the cut just take the pix???
My BoO AD
iN the BaThrOoM.. We had Camera phOnes b4 they waS iN DaMn... EveN ii Got caUghT
thE oG aMericaN idOl PhoNe Me...AgaiN daMnnn...


BUT I learned my lesson from the abOve Victims. The secret to Success in the Bathroom is
1] Hold the camera Lower than your face && Look at the Mirror
Sexy Yes? Finally he's learned.

OR

2] Hold the Camera Above your head. GREAT TITTY SHOT. YeSSSSS... ScOre!!!!
TikI PunCh   like the new Color???
RoNNie P. OwNs tHis Pix... Of me  anOtha TitTie shIrT ME
like it??? YeS.. I have mastered It.




OR Don't take bathroom pix at all. && GET FLY on they ass by:

3] Take pictures of people taking pictures of you.
very smart guy.
4] Just cut the Other niggas out of the picture.
BEFORE
Killa, Arab, and Me chillin After
WUZUPP WIT IT I would have cut myself out. He looks damn cute in that picture.
SOD again...
5] let the MacBook take pix of you. DUH.

CALL ME 404 418 6798
6] DON'T look at the camera at all.
Swag with no jewelry


7] Photoshop the shit and make it look FLY
Part Time------------------------------------------------------------Arab

8] DON'T even open your eyes. FUQ iT
SWAG
You have to be a cute ass guy to look cute with your eyes closed. I see You Arab. Happy Birthday!!! (yesterday)



LOL... I hope this was somewhat helpful.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i dont do bathroom pics... but imma pro at not looking.... and with the eyes closed