AnoTher late night phone conversation with Cam. The absolute WORST shit happens to him. He keeps me up every morning til about 4:30 am telling me the strangest stories. LOL. We do this shit EVERY night. LOL. So here he goes, telling me these crazy stories.
" I'm on myspace right........................................................................................... and I add this chick. I thought she was cute, it was a cute picture.
After she accepted me I sent her the THANKS for the add comment. She sent me a comment back like no problem whats your name. So I sent her one back. She's like whats your aim, I really dont do myspace. So I hit her up, and we had a cool lil conversation. She was saying all the right shit.
She said she was Puerto Rican, El Salvadorian, Jamaiican, and black. Like I gotta 2008 Benz, my own apartment, and she a nurse, Plus she had a good ass conversation. Supposedly she was having problems with her X-boyfriend.
One day she was like Cam I love you. I shoulda known from then. I shoulda known this bitch was crazy. I had the most stocked face like WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. I said Okay, and anyway we was still talking and what not. So I asked her when imma get to meet you. She said this weekend. I'm like wait first of all where you stay? She's like Landcaster. DAaaaaAaaM!
She like its cool I'll come see you. The day come, and she like yea im out here. She like Ummm Im on Crenshaw and Imperial. Im at my uncle house. Im like cool dat's just around the block. Give her a lil time right. About 3 hours go by. Im writing this bitch, like where you at. She always had some emergency shit going on, and I cant meet her. She said her uncle was dying, so I'm like okay I cant rush the bitch. Fuck it! I'll wait. It was like 10pm, finally I got mad. Im like DONT even come. Fuck her, fuck the uncle fuck everybody!!! Basically, in the morning I woke up to a whole bunch of aims. Like Cam I'm sorry about yesterday. I'm like yea whatever. Months later, that shit happened about eight times. No lie. I'm not even fronting. It was always something. I remember the last time the uncle was like near death, and she visiting him in the hospital. She said she was gonna come see me. Im like yea what the fuck ever. This is like the 8th time. Right now, Im being an ASSSSSSSHOLE.
She had always told me previously told me that her X lived with her, and she always took care of him. He was a no good nigga. He broke her heart and all this bullshit. Anyway, I aint neva seen a bitch that can lie so good in my life. So anyways ummm, ummm, she had gave me her X boyfriends aim to look at his away message that was about her. So this day I hit the nigga up. Like Aye, I'm talking to this chick named Tyanna, how was it when yall were together. He was like MY NIGGA, it was a waste of time. Im like what you mean? He was like she a liar and a fake. He was like you aint ever met her huh, and I'm like naaah thts why I'm asking you. He was like man nigga that picture of her is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT real, she is NOT skinny, and she's NOT light skin. He was like I will send you her real picture right now. So I go look like AINT THIS A BITCH. My exact words.
So he was like man she tricked me for 2 years. Always trickin me. I told him like my nigga this some R. Kelly and Usher same girl shit. This is crazy. I was like do she really got a Benz? He was like no the bitch got a Ford Taurus. Im like what about that baby she say aint hers? Cuz she told me it was her cousins baby.
He was like she told me it was her brother that died baby. He was like man. So I'm like my nigga imma send her this conversation, and he was like go ahead, but let me write this last part. So he wrote YOUR A LYIN HOE AND A NO GOOD FEE (female). I copied the conversation and aimed it to her. So I cursed her out like you a lying ass fat ass black ass bitch. Then I blocked the bitch. So I wake up to text messages and voicemails. She all nonchalanat. She was playing like yea haha I did it, it was fun while it lasted. Then she just got all serious and sad like ohhh you wouldnt have liked me for me. Im like you damn right. She like oh I love you. I was like look check this out BITCH YOU AINT YOU!!! Basically I told her don't aim me, call me, text me, myspace me ETC... Then she still hitting me up like yea I apologize, I was like yea aiight BYE BITCH!!!
LOL... If its gonna happen, it will definitely happen to Cam. Ahahahaha!!!! He said all that shit up above. LOL.
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