Monday, March 9, 2009

Dudes && Skinny Jeans

Are SJs (skinny jeans) the ultimate scheme to be cool without breaking the bank??? Like I'm cooler than you, although your wearing 200 jeans. Just yesterday, I saw this chick wearing some pink zebra pants, and I had on my se7en jeans and a hood, and she looked me up and down like wtf. And I'm looking at her like "Bitch my jeans cost more than your car note". Yet as I'm walking thru the mall these Slauson Swapmeet looking jeans are EVERY where. I have yet to see ANY one in "name brand" skinny jeans. Not ONLY are females wearing them, guys are too.



Jan 20th, 2009

Nevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........have I seen......... so many BOMB.com dudes in skinny jeans. It was like skinny jean central in LA tonight. So are dudes in skinny jeans cool? My usual answer is ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! Especially when his jeans are tighter than mine. At first, I was like I'lL NEVA talk to a nigga in skinny jeans. BUT TONIGHT!!! THESE damn skinny jeans are starting to look cute. Or I'm drunk either one. As a female, I can honestly say that if I get a Xtra small sweater, my boobs get to feeling funny. Like they cant breathe,or something. I get all insecure like "Ay do my boobs look funny???" LOL. Real talk. Hmmm... The twins should be equivalent to the sack. In my mind at least. Especially after that whole Down-Low dilemma spreaded. Should I not holla at the guy in the skinnys because he might have some gay tendencies, or since Weazy F did it its cool. Id hate to find out MY guy loves Victoria's Secret more than I do. Secretly he wears my bra and panties when I'm not home. Maury Show: Baby I have a Secret. Id tear that set DOWN. So before, I catch a case, I need a little insight. Are times changing, and guy actually enjoy shopping to as much as women? What's really going on??? After tonight, I may be biased. So Im going to take it to the streets. Ask a few of my girls, cuz I don't know whats "on perm" at this point. ***side note: Kita what does "on perm" mean? Str8! DUH Obviously u guys NEVER travel East Coast. lol***




Just to be on the safe side, I'M going to stick with guys in fitted jeans.

and he looks damn good in his size 32 slim-fit jeans,7.5 fitted hat, && size 7 shoe.
<--- TY La's Flyy Guyy Wears them best. Hand's Down.


***Sidebar: Kellz stFU about TYGA. Your opinion totally doesn't matter***

2 comments:

Abz0 said...

lol all I'm going to say is I like how you conveniently left out how Tyga is rocking that cheap ass shirt to the point it shows his dollar store white tee under it. No bueno.

Unknown said...

ha...