Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Dudes && Skinny Jeans Vol.2. What the Ladies Think

<--Photo Courtesy of Young Sam. As you can see from the previous post, I am neutral on the Skinny Jean issue. So I had to get my girls' opinions. I mean we talk about everything anyway. Who had the smallest, biggest, longest, shortest, cutest, ugliest, skinniest, fattest, bombest (is this a word) Chipotle Burrito ever. I mean, just the other day, one of the KeLzers enlightened me on spinning around in the chair, and not even getting up. You know when your putting in work at the JOB. Spitting on the wall from far back. How it is possible to become soaked in the shower.(I been tried to toldjah) How to keep your self from choking on the Snickers peanuts. How to properly teach one how to Lick all the chocolate off the Kit-Kat bar. B-E-Z mY n!gga! How the Youngest/Ripest fruit last a long time.[Shouts to CAM] LuV Me LoNg TiMeee. (KB&KW goin rt to tha pinta SOON) When to use the Self-Rihanna Defense (Shouts 2 Dawne). We talk about who's bare, and who's not. SHAME ON THE WOLF PuSS(c)! You know who you are. LOL. So as you can see what talk about everything. Its only right that I see how they feel about dudes in SJs.

[----->MEET KELLS<-----] Age 24 FlYesT of thE Fly...

I needed a Flyy opinion. So I hit up my Ace Kells [NOT KeLLz] KellS. We go back like 5 flats on a Cadillac. She's always up on the New NeW shit. Being that she has, or should have like 3 degrees now, I'm expecting an intelligent input on Skinny Jeans. What was I thinking??? She's a Valley Girl too. This is EXACTLY what she said:

Gay gay gay!!! Well I think its reaaaaaaaaaalllllll gay if a nigga wears skinnys! If theyre colored its gayer. And if a fat nigga got on skinnys something is wrong! They're called skinnys for a fuckin reason. If fat people were supposed to wear em...theyd be called fatty's. THE END. lol........ If a nigga wear skinny jeans he aint got enuff cash. Cant wear skinny jeans cuz my knot dont fit--Jay Z. So nigga, if u wearin skinnys.......keep it pushin!!! Annnnnnnnnnnnnd... 8 times outta 10 theyre from the girls section. Nigga wtf are u doin in FOREVER 21 in the chick section when they gotta nigga section now!!! Anywayz, this iphone is booty chatter.


So I asked my lil cousin. Meet ---> Libby_Fiasco <--- Age 19

Libby's kinda a hipster/HipRocR Valley Girl. So I definitely wanted to know what she thought. A younger opinion is always good. Especially since most of the people wearing them are under the age 19. Shame on these grown ass men in SJs. This is what Libby had to say:

Skinnys...Cutee! I prefer skinnys. On me and on boys. Boys who wear baggy jeans piss me off. Its not cutee. I had a pair when they sucked & everyone made fun of me. I liked them better because they fit better....All jeans are too long for me, except skinnies. I think they work for everyone. I like boys who wear them vs boys who are still stuck in the Soulja Boy phase. Baggy jeans with writing on them and nonsense designs on the pockets suck. The color ones are pretty cool too. Its a different kind of style. Fat people...hmm... When fat girls wear them it shows all their bumps & lumps. Its not really attractive just because skinnies are usually tight. Umm if the fat girls are gonna wear them, they need to make sure they have on a size that actually fits. if its tight on the stomach when you put em on....next size up because your crack will show. LOL


See... hmmm... looking past the topic being GUYS and SKINNY JEANS, Libby does have a point. 5XL white tees along with the writing is lame. && Being that we are all between 5 feet even and 5'4 under 130 lbs it is kinda hard to find jeans that fit correctly. BUT the topic was GUYS Libby. But as far as guys go, I don't know too many guys our size. so....


Moving right along.. x--[ Meet Mychale ]--x Age 21



My... isn't as outspoken as me or either of the KellSZ, but she is just as hip as Libby. I would describe her as one of the Innocent/Sweet/Lover type Valley Girls. One day she aimed me early in the morning about my away message like "Kita what you know about that Charles Hamilton. You aint up on that Pink Lava-Lamp". LOL. Then I had to go in on her. LOL. So I had to ask her about these damn Skinny jeans. && This is what she said:


Skinny jeans are getting extremely out of hand. My niggas pants should not be tighter than mine. I should see wat u working with. My dude has to have fitted jeans on..I would never date a guy that wears skinny jeans at all....ohhhh and I really hate when they sag their skinny jeans..that is NOT ok..I do not want to see yo ass hanging out of some tight ass jeans. But if skinny jeans are what you desire to wear...please dnt be over 200lbs tryin to wear them. That makes it even worse. Because technically you not wearing skinny jeans you probably just got a couple sizes too small lol. Also you cannot be over the age of 21 wearing skinny jeans. That is not ok in my Book.


LOL... There definitely should be an age and weight limit on them. LOL Thanks MY. I thinking about taking back my comment about her not being outspoken. LOL

Meet my liL siS :--> BeautaY <--: Age 22

She is the "deep" Valley girl. Usually all shy. Not today. LOL. She answered my away message about Skinny Jeans, and said:

I think certain people kan rock em. They aint 4 everyone....Niggas take it tO far and wear em extra tight. Htf they balls breath? WHΣ₦ they ready to have kids n can't they gonna kno y. Personally ii think theRe 4 girLs, not guys. Yea Lil Wayne were eM, but he's mutha fuckn Lil Wayne. He's ah alien wit his cRazy aZz. But its monkey see monkey do in this world. Every one don't realize u can't be like the next person. Be yourself, make yo own style and rock it! & juss be u. I saw a fat nigga wit sum own and it aint cute....his crack was shown....I didn't say nuthn but they lady behind me wit 2o kids did...lmao

Thankz Sis.

0--[Meet Monica]--0 .Age 25



Total Sex In the City addict. She's the Nymph/Dreamer Valley Girl. LOL. But Passive at the same time. So I had to know what she thought. She said:

Gay!!! I dont like that shit. It irks me. I understand that the more fitted look is in, but I dont like them tight ass jeans. Remember on Belly when he was like... I dont like that shit, I dont like that shit at all, Imma have to drop a dime of those niggas. So imma eat my bananna on Skinny jeans. They are bananna worthy.

******* [-->PAUSE<--} I just recieved a text from Monica: When you gonna wake up from that dream you havin'? You aint neva whopped my ass in no Sega!!!--Monica Answer: Shame Monica!!! Shame! I said U knew about my skills!!! Who's side are you on??? Latte don't want it! ******* Back to Skinny jeans, we may be getting some where. As you can see ONLY the youngest person said they were cool. So maybe they are okay for YOUNGER guys. Under age 20. If you are rockin' in the 21 & Up club and a male, you should NOT have on SJs. So the new SJ requirement is under age 20 and a certain weight. Weight definitely plays a major role. Im still laughing at Kells comment about if they were for larger people, they would be called Fattys. ahahaha. That gives me the urge to hear some crazy East Coast song that says It's My Fatty repeatedly. LOL

***sidebar: So... the SJ blog got alot of feedback on AIM. lol. Guys notice the comment option under the ENTRY. USE IT***

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

did this place get updated?

i didnt read this when you asked

if i would have known i could have got featured [again] on the blog, i would have answered in paragraph form when you asked. ha

sidebar: im def coming to cali.. looks like yo got some cuties to introduce me to. ha

B Electronica said...

Lolol I've had this same convo wit cats around my...the consensous(sp) is...skinny jeans are gay...but a fitted look is passable..i suppose u gotta be up on fashion to know the diff lol...I always said back in the 80's skinny and fitted was the norm lolol...and cs fat dudes shouldn't even go there...in the words of B cox,J. Austin and usher "that aint it" lolol

Anonymous said...

http://www.brandish.tv/images/2007/10/05/iron_army_jeans_2.jpg

skinny jeans vs slim

http://racked.com/2007_06_skinny%20jeans-thumb.jpg

the topic of skinny jeans is one i recommend everyone. people are going to invest their money and fashion sense in whatever they choose so let them be. i am one of those people who would consider themselves to be “down with it”. i am a self proclaimed hip hop head. i am a trendsetter not so much trendy. the sudden popularity of “skinny jeans” has upset it. because something that once could be seen as being original and fitting to a certain mood or theme is now common place. rap has a problem with skinny jeans because they feel it does not fit into the “gangster” culture. but true hip hop heads no that the tradition goes back to the dmc days of addidas without laces and the dookie chains. [remember the nba didn’t always have those baggy bball shorts]. old heads complained that out pants were too baggy, now we are trying to get it together and it’s still a problem. can we do no right? can people be individuals.

my freshmen year in college, one of my mod mates wore a size 1, he told us he purchased from the women’s section. though that might be unacceptable in the hood, he was white, and he is allowed to do whatever he wants. as far as men wearing all the loud colors? i don’t think so, but if you do it. do it well. you might not be wayne, but wayne is being trendy. be a trendsetter with your shit and you’ll be idolized instead of mocked. women? i like a chick who can rock a pair of red skinny jeans with a exclusive pair of sb dunks. my kind of chick!

as far as age goes there needs to be an age limit on all things trendy, at some point you should have found where you fit in in this life. sagging? i personally like the way mine look better with a little sag, but i sometimes coordinate with my boxers. you should also only wear high tops with slims, or skinnies anything else is unacceptable. women can do hightops or pumps, no sandals. flats maybe.

p.s. just because you are stuck in a 1996 and everything has to be fubu baggy, does not mean everthing a size smaller is skinny. some people just like their stuff to fit as we grow up, and make strides to leave the hood and join america. educate yourself before you knock it. there are skinny jeans, straight fits, slim fits, relaxed, bootcuts, and baggy [i worked at gap for awhile]. just because rocawear doesn’t let you know about all these variations doesn’t mean they don’t exists, in fact it might be a ploy to keep your scale of thinking minimized. buts that’s a posting i might save for my own site.

Abz0 said...

lmao wtf is wrong with llate? nigga sound angry at the urban community for not cosigning tight ass jeans. Relax my nigga it wasn't that serious. Dude wrote a whole dissertation lmao wow.

Anyway man I'm with your homegirls. Skinny jeans are wack. I don't feel comfortable in jeans that tight. I like the way I look in some jeans that FIT but SKINNY jeans just don't cut it... period. Nigga can't even bend my knees without the jeans riding up. NO FUCKIN BUENO!

But naw I think skinny jeans is one of those "get in where you fit in styles". Country singers been rockin em for years. 5 years ago everybody rocked baggy shit, now skinny jeans are in and so everybody wants em. Yonug people tend to be more trendy... I think that's who they're for. I'd hate to see Ray Lewis in some skinny jeans man. Not a good look.