A waKe up call frOm my dUmbass naMeless celebrity friend...
Him: Im looking at your baby pix.
Me: CooL
Him: I always knew you were Asian, even if you don't admit it
Me: Riiiight
Him: We should definitely have kids
Me: Are you high? Why?
Him: Becuz a Belizian, Japanese, Black, and White red head kid would be THEE shit.
Me: Riiight
Him: Really it would
Me: Dude your jeans are tighter than mine.
Him: Whatever. We are so having kids. They are gonna be beautiful.
Me: Riiight
Him: Get on Webcam
Me: I have an afRo
Him: Like I haven't seen you with a fro b4. LOL. Remember Utah.
Me: Fuck You Dude
Him: I Love you. I miss you.
Me: Whatever
Him: Damn you look exactlly like you did when we were 12. Your the only person that looks younger each year.
Me: I should have never went to Summer Camp and met yo ass that year
Him: If we never met you wouldn't know how to Snow Board
Me: Whoa... What the fuck do I need to know how to snowboard for?
Him: Ionno.
Me: I was THEE only black person EVERY time we go
Him: What about that time you took me to Magic Johnson Theatre in LA, in the hood
Me: ahahhaha
Him: Damn you REALLY still look 12
Me: I Look 13 BITCH!!!
Him: Good night Mrs.SDub 4reaL OUr kids would have curly red hair. We both have curly hair.
Me: Call you 2morrow. Stay off The sHit
REMEMBER THIS COMMERCIAL??? We Used 2 crack UP. One of mY Fave CommerciaLs EVeR
I FOUND RUFUS LooK
ahahaha
Speaking of Snowboarding... LuV This fuqn CommerciaL
1 comment:
that was the driest conversation ever from your end. if i was him. i definitely would have said fuck you and signed off. you dont wanna talk to me. i dont wanna talk to you.
talking about having iBabies is kinda lame skep tho
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