Uhhh.. Where's MY security?

So... I wake up at 2, and the game starts at 3. No time to get fLy. Damn. So I am at my kid sisters socceer game. Trynna be lowkey. Hair pulled back in a pony tail, hoodie, se7en's and chucks. Totally not my usual. But whatever. Im listening to my ipod. Have you ever felt like you were being watched? So Im way in the cut by myself. Just chillin. Then The Stanky Legg comes on, and I'm trynna stay still, but its hard not to do the semi butterfly to that addicting beat.



Then I get attacked. WHAT THE FUCK! He's like yea so I been waiting to get you byself, ever since the bball games, but I never can get close. The Kid grabs my hand and starts kissing my hand. I'm like Hi I'm N... He finishes my name. Full name. lol. Im like wow. I have never even been macced down like this b4. He start throwin the SUPER game at me. Im like aww how cute. He goes on like I am in love with you. You my baby. Blah blah. He's like yea I heard you talk yo that nigga from S.O.D I'm like nah thats JUST my friend. He like good. Cuz that nigga hang out with Soulja Boy and my wife can't be around that lame ass nigga Beezy. LOL. Im laughin. Like Kid Im too old for you. He's like girl I love you. I know how old you are. Then the other boy is like She's 23. He's like what did Pretty Ricky say??? Age aint ntn but a number. Then he like Man I know how old my baby is. Im on her myspace. I know your aim, kyte, stickam, yahoo, blog, what you drive, yo shoe size, I know everything. Im linked with you babe. We connected. Im like aww thats cool. He starts huggin on me and shit. ***I said self, self said hmmm Am I being punk'd???*** He's like man your my screensaver. You was my Valentine. I love your new Pix with the Pink. I like our hair better with the bright red. And where were you at in that Orange shirt. The kid breaks down all my pix. He said some other way out shit but I 4got. Then some other kids are like man nigga come on she's too old for you. He's Like nigga this my WIFE. I LOVE her. Girl I love you. But I gotta be home b4 dark, so baby be safe. Then he kisses my hand again, kisses my cheek, and fades in the distance. LOL. He was str8 Maccn me down. LOL. Where the fuck are my body gaurds??? Everyone's laughing. Im like so no one seen the Kid attacking me??? LOL. So Muah to you Kid. && Yes, I cannot deny your Xclusive blazers were on point.LuV ya!