CoNfeSsioNz oF a ValleY GirL

Teach Me How To Dougie Remix

2010-07-01T18:24:00.000-07:00

The original Un-edited vesion of Teach Me How To Dougie was my favorite. My FuckBag Jayare's verse was "HOT Fiya" (Dylan voice) Lmao. But for whatever reason his verse was changed, and ........... [womp womp]

But now there is an Official remix with Jermaine Dupri, B.o.B, Red Cafe and Bow Wow. Download it ---> =)
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NormaLcy.

2009-12-28T17:49:00.000-08:00

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Yay... This is my 100th Post. I couldn't have used it on any rapper/Musician more worthy or talented than Charles Eddie Lee Hamilton Jr. Oh yea besides his better/other half, My Buddy Mike W. =] Hahah. This Is that crakk! Gracias CH.

SidebaR: I know the Ipod is Mine, so don't waste your time looking up shipping && handling. I'll personally pick it up. Sorry Chris , its Mumz! Dont cry.

whereischarleshamilton.blogspot.com

CLICK HERE TO SEE MY NEW RELEASED NUDE PIX

RiRi half NaKed ...

2009-12-15T15:48:00.001-08:00

hmm... the cover could have been more if you ask me. Her standing covering her boobs just doesn't cut it for me. I mean need I remind everyone that we seen her COMPLETELY nude a few months ago FOR FREE! So why buy this magazine??? The articles on the cover aren't even appealing. On the flip side at least we know its her that was naked. GQ could have done more Riri is a beautiful girl. Maybe some whips and chains, or even painted a costume on her body. Something more of a fantasy. Whatever! Go on girl! Make that money!

The New MixTape From RoB

2009-12-08T08:28:00.000-08:00

Gucci Mane lawyer talks to V103 Frank and Wanda about gucci going back to jail

2009-11-13T08:43:00.000-08:00

http://btmradio.com/index2/index.php?... Gucci Mane lawyer talks to V103 Frank and Wanda about gucci going back to jail for a year ,and the sercomstantses soundring this jail time!!

Well Dayum! PhotoShop Awareness

2009-11-10T14:46:00.001-08:00

Sheesh. She gave herself a whole makeover on PhotoShop. Makeup, Tattoo, & Hair included. This definitely gives a new meaning to "quick weave". No glue, thread, or braids required! She had good Intentions addind that curly weave fa sho. Lol. && That Coconut Brown tan looks damn good. I need PhotoShop FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST. Fuck buying some Kim Kardashian ass, Imma PhotoShop some. Who can teach me??? && who has the torrent? I need ThaT!

Haha..,. Hopefully this makes the Pussy Hounds a little more aware that everything that glitters aint gold. Stop meeting ppL off facebook and Myspace and then get mad when they look nothing like the picture. Jokes! You can't trust NTN No more. The blurry pix used to be an AleRt. But This ish is clear. LoL sheesh.

Sidebar: They have this feature on Webcams. Haha

Girl I aint mad Atcha. Teach me!

November 10th

2009-11-10T00:00:00.000-08:00

hapPy BiRthDaY sIr.

I'm making my Favorite ReD Velvet Cake to celebrate this Star CHaser Holiday. Yes, son (CH RIV) you can have some. LoL. Even if daddy doesn't love us NoOoOo more. LoL

20hamil10!

sidebar: CH bring yo ass OUT the General Store already. damn. loL. && ii know its YOUR day, but I'd be eXtremely haPpy if a CH version of [B!rthday SeX] song appeared inside my inbox.

&& yes, I edited that picture all by Myself!

hmmm... Remember that November 10th Mixtape came out last year?. Wishing one appeared 2day

2009-10-28T17:20:00.000-07:00

Chris Brown - I Can Transform Ya VIDEO

2009-10-28T10:39:00.000-07:00

Chris Brown - I Can Transform Ya (feat. Swizz Beatz & Lil Wayne) VIDEO

CLICK TO SEE VIDEO

2009 BET HipHop Awards

2009-10-28T09:04:00.000-07:00

2009 BET HipHop Awards

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Nicki Minaj Exposed

2009-10-15T01:17:00.000-07:00

Say It aInt sO! lmfao @ the song playing in the back ground... LMFAo "she's phony she's fake! dats the type of bitch I hate!" Someone heard that song and couldn't wait to link it to a video. Why it have to be my Boo Mama Nicki tho? I have to admit that the sizes of the ASS grew a whole fuqn lot. How ya'll know she just ain't working out tho? Nicki Baybee tell me the secret. I want some ass three!!! Tell Scotty to beam me up with a donk! Beam Me Up ScoTty! Ionno about the boobs tho. People say I got a boob job and I know damn well I didnt. Whence I waste my Loot to better myself TRUST its gonna be on some ass. HEAR ME! Step ya titty Game up! Sheesh! Its called a Vicky Secret Very Sexy Bra. LISTEN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCOeK2rBNLU&feature=player_embedded

The Dj Brratt Show On www.BTMRadio.com

2009-09-28T11:40:00.000-07:00

Check Out The Podcast

Thank GOD for M.A.C.

2009-08-30T06:10:00.000-07:00

&& since Chris wanna be funny, look at yo boo-mama

Anyone that has had a minimum conversation with me about ass/tittz KNOW for a fact U want on of those Kim Kardashian (KK) booties. I love her. && then she dyed her hair. Uhhh... Yea watever. She's still puurty. She looks like my chica Eva Mendez tho.
KK... WTF!! No Make -up? Sheesh. She looks sick. Like she is dying.
KK, you need to keep on mak-up. SLEEP In it!!!
At first I didnt even believe it was her until I saw the booty. I was hoping it wasn't sheesh. ALL bad/

UM Umm UMMM... Where would she be without make-up? Cuz that booty alone aint doing it for me??? smh.

KK I hate to say it, but you are looking like death!

&& I still Love HiM

2009-08-30T05:38:00.000-07:00

this morning... my unofficial official WBFF Chris[dot]Rivera hunted me down like a wild animal to show me this ---->
I'm guessing he thought I wasn't going to stand by my man. Puuuhleaze! I love his chipped tooth. He has guap && still aint fixin' it. His mustache looks soooooo bomb. Ummm.

Chris, that's his Happy smile. Get used to it. That's not th 1st time he's cheesed. Look ---->>>

^^^ madd happy at his 30th Bday function. && obviously you didn't watch the Loso's way movie. He smiled plenty of times. Ummm Umm Um. He can get it. ----->
Waves for the babes. Sexy!!! I love everything about him down to that chipped tooth.

I love the way he walks, and talks, and stands. Ummm Umm Um. Check Baby Out!!! I'm sO Loso U already know so.

&& media take out <<<<>

Where's Charles???

2009-08-28T13:10:00.000-07:00

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No update on Chuck10. :( I hear he's ok tho. He's alive. The layout of his blog changed, but still nothing new. My Fave song on the mix is NAKED. Why? Cuz I love being naked. Duh. If you didn't know that answer, you don't know me. I loved that remix with Mike Jones SooOoOO Much. Some1 shoot me Jimmy 4rm Interscope's #, cuz this shit is ridiculous. I got some shit I wanna say to his ass. Soulja Boy is literally rolling blunts and smoking weed on Ustream IN FRONT OF KIDS, yet CH is forced to stay away from the public. WTF. Carlene! Get Interscope on the Fucken Line.

sidebar: CH RiV has a wild big black eye from some Valley Girl! ahahaha.

If You Knew Better You'd do Better!!!

2009-08-28T04:53:00.000-07:00

I hate when people bad talk Keyshia && her family, BUT this shit deserve it. I wouldn't even be saying anything but this is some bullshit. I can almost guarantee that if 99.9% of people had the exposure and opportunity that SHE is given,they wouldn't be doing this shit. WHO the FUCK is dude with the jerry curl weave, tight shirt AND vest, && skinny jeans??? 4 real Frankie??? If he AT Least looked good I probably wouldn't be so judgemental. Once again 4 real Frankie??? You don't even have to look close and you can see where that wig begins and ends. The shit is about to fall off. SHAAAAAAME!!! There is nothing wrong with having fun to a certain extent, but this is a damn shame. She is some1 granny. I wish a motha fucka would pick my Granny up trynna do that. Where the fuck was Neffe at? She's usually on Frankie's ass.

sidebar: WHY the FUCK is the lady in the middle looking like she wanna trade places She got her Get It Bitch face on...This shit is just fucken tacky.

Cali Valley Girl (Me) to Cali Girl (Frankie):

My NIGGa (that's how people 4rm LA let you know their serious by starting the sentence this way.) MY niggaaaaaa come on Now. What were you thinking? He looks like a "jerk" 2009 version of Randy Watson from Coming To America. Frankie Your making us Cali Girls look fucken bad. But then again, ya'll are from NORTHERN CALI (the BAY). Ya'll do shit waaay different, might as well be another state. So... Every1 in LA chill we don't gotta claim THIS bullshit. Smmfh @ that BAY shit.

Every damn time I look at this I hear that e-40 snippet "Neva sHould Gave Dese N*66as Money!!!"

Bow Wow Signs to Young Money Ent.

2009-08-16T19:23:00.000-07:00

Hmmm... Just about an hour ago they OFFICIALLY signed Bow Wow. All I can say is Wow? Huh! The Line up was already Cool. Weazy, Tyga, Drake, Chuckie, Millz, Nikki Minaj, Twist, Mack Maine, & the other chick. Where did Omarion && Bow come from? Can the other artists get an album off 1st. Sheesh Help Tyga nem 1st. Sheesh! Bow Wow Is obviously excited. Twittering and already made a Youtube Video. He even streamed the signing live. Anyone care other than Shad? Congrats!

Pause.... The Young Money Crew signed on twitter and went off. They were all like HE is NOT YME. Bow tried to fool us putting YME CMR LBWgang. The YME's said naw naw. Bow Wow later cleared it up, after everyone on twitter made a joke out of #justgotsignedtoyoungmoney. Bow Wow is signed to CASH MONEY RECORDS. Even worse.... Ya'll niggas doing Juvenile BG && Turk shady, and ya'll signin CUZ (as the crips would say) LOL

Get Butt NaKed

2009-08-11T17:18:00.001-07:00

I wonder how many guys got hard at the thought of Nia Long naked. She's been around for a while, and she looks prettier by the appearance. This Peta Ad probably wasn't their vision of Nia getting Butt naked. It's too edited, they could have saved that. Ms. Long definitely is ALWAYS classy, but the editors tried too hard. The picture doesn't even look partially real. You can tell that its edited EVERY where. Totally unrealistic. Try again Peta. Even I expected better. NO HOMO! Even her make up look bad. HORRIBLE TRY! Shame on PETA. It should have looked like this --->

<--- Amber Rose [Kanye's significant other, yes the stripper] is completely naked, but you can't see anything. Its plain, with one crop, but its still sexy. It will hold your attention. Peta Try again

LOSO's Way The Movie

2009-08-10T14:37:00.000-07:00

Hmmm... I dunno about you. But I have a few REAL copies of the CD && I still don't see a movie. Wassup With That? I can't believe it ended rt there. I almost had a heart attack seeing my baby get shot. Pussy niggas!

Hit Me On TwiTTeR

2009-08-09T12:36:00.001-07:00

<---- Video World Premiere

Twitter this, twitter that. If your not up on game, you are probably wondering what Twitter is. If you don't know, you don't need to know. Str8 Up. Its addicting. Its basically a social network The 1st person that I remember was Soulja Boy Tell Em telling everyone to follow him. No one really knew what it was, but each day he had a few hundred more followers. He definitely deserves some credit for twitter craze. I remember when the whole contraversy of him being robbed landed on twitter seconds after it happened. Word traveled fast like a Nascar. I thought SELF, I have to sign up, LOL. So what if I'm nosey.

Months later, Twitter is one of the top social networks. Networks like Black Oprah dedicates an entire show to the Twitter community. Keep its short and sweet with a maximum of 140 characters. Get to the Point! Twitter has to be a gossip columnist best friend. LOL. I'm definitely sure the groupies appreciate it to. Twitter can help make or break you. Poor Shad. I have seen a parody or two about the One of my West Coast favorites Mistah FAB aka The Yellow Bus Rider aka The Price of The City has even made an entire song dedicated to his twitter.

The Video is Active. Bay Area Stand Up. @MistahFab did that. I've been loving this song since it came out in April [i believe] Dope! CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE SONG

Abbreviated Dreams / Extended Memories -- Charles Hamilton

2009-08-08T23:50:00.000-07:00

4rm Withdraws 2 OverdoseD

But Then again that is usually how CH does it. He probably releases MORE music than Weazy F.

----> CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THIS MiXtapE <----

Track Listing:
3Pm
Black Creme
Bud Dwyer
D.O.A
Light Pink Dress
Loading
More C Food
New York City Girl
NewGirlfriendMusic
Sunshine
SuperSonicLove
Wat It Gonna Be

ShouTs to CHriS!

Where Is Charles Hamilton?

2009-08-06T20:07:00.000-07:00

Where Is Charles Hamilton is a good damn question. He's definitely not blogging. :( I have an idea of where he is. Some where watching Lacey Duvalle duh! LOL. Really. Nah, seriously Ch is obviously some where Making Music. I always question his choice on the artwork for his projects, but this one is dope. I'm loving it.
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THIS MIXTAPE

1.Charles Hamilton's Thoughts on KORN
2.The N Word(Neighbor)
3.Runaway Groom
4.Charles Hamilton's Thoughts on Eminem
5.The Moment
6.Free Download
7.Charles Hamilton's Thoughts on 50 cent or Cold Play
8.Lip Service
9.The North Pole
10.Charles Hamilton's Thoughts on Isely Brothers
11.Gloves
12.Way Cool
13.Charles Hamilton's Thoughts on Incubus
14.Ya'll Can't Live His Life
15.Dummy
16.Charles Hamilton's Thoughts on Marilyn Manson
17.Word Aight
18.Best Blogger Alive
19.Charles Hamilton's Thoughts on Skee Lo
20.Hott Like The Blog
21.You Dont Know
22.Charles Hamilton's Thoughts on Lupe Fiasco
23.Beautiful Things
24.Neh Neh Neh
25.Charles Hamilton's Thoughts on Coldplay
26.Think Twice
27.Charles Hamilton's Thoughts on Earth Wind n Fire
28.Catch My Balls
29.Closer
30.The Hamiltonian Roast
31.MTV CRIBS(video version)
32.MTV2 CRIBS
33.Rihanna
34.Most Likely Too Succeed
35.Water and Oil
36.Talk Show
37.Crown Fried
38.Fine
39.Sun Music
40.Money Right
41.i Go Crazy
42.Listen Well
43.Third Letter
44.All Alone

Ice CreaM && Cake

2009-08-05T17:33:00.000-07:00

I just found myself shaking my @ss to this damn commercial. LOL. I was grooving until I noticed my Granny hawking me from afar. LMAO. She shook her head, and said "Damn shame". LOL. This is the best commercial on TV hands down. LOL. Do Tha Ice CreaM && Cake!

RatS Smell Chee$e

2009-07-22T13:38:00.000-07:00

The picture needs no explanation. If your a guy and bored find Yung Stet AKA Mr. Tiny Chat, Quincy (P. Diddy Stepson), Soulja Boy Tell Em, or Jbar. Guys I hope all these girls were over the age of 18. I'm sure most of the 500 plus viewers aren't legal. I smell a lawsuit coming. Or maybe i've been watching too much Court TV. Damn. Freaking on a webcam should be used for ichat, SkYpe, Stickam, ETC. DUH. Gots Ta be Mo Careful.

Ni66a Just Put the fuqN mOney In the CollecTion Plate!!!

2009-07-20T17:37:00.000-07:00

LmmfaO... So much wrong with this video. But what stood out to me was WHY did he pretend to pass out and bust into his dance move??? Was the money ever put into the collection plate? Or was this just a way to deter people from noticing he was only putting in a dollar? He slick. Or is He? LOL

sidebar: I'm not the smartest person in the world, BUT is that the same man from Wait For De Bus???

wHo Tha FuQ iS That oN the RaDio?

2009-07-06T12:47:00.000-07:00

YeP.. That's whaT I heard. BTM Radio... The Internets #1 Station iS back (((LIVE))) on the air as of July 09, 2009. Dj Brratt is BACK after his long hiatus. I know the faithful listeners miss hearing him (((LIVE))) on the air talking shit[or not]. I heard he brought s0me SexY maMi's along too. ATL's Own Seduction. I heard she is gonna drop it like Its Hott on yo Ass. MagiC City all In yo ear. I did say mami'S huh. That's Plural. Oh yea, don't forget about every one's favorite ValleY Girl! No, not Paris Hilton, Me!!! DUh! Yep I'm on it too. Brratt had to put some CaLi in it. [ThrowIN Up The W] loL. Last year, the Radio Awards cheated! Who didn't win? Yea right. The Stats say it all. Smmfh @ Politics. Whatever!!! You know who got it next Year. So Ummm... Monday Thru Friday 6 to 8 catch Dj Brratt on AiR && don't forget about me.

CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE SITE!!!

InFO:

Web Site : http://www.btmradio.com
Twitter : http://twitter.com/btmradio
Myspace : http://www.myspace.com/btmradio
Youtube : http://www.youtube.com/user/BTMRadio

sidebar: Brratt ask OffIciaL RoB I said Does he wanNa be my BoyFrieNd #2222222222???

Oh Yea, Thanks for all those Where's FLaSHy emails, aims, twitters, texts, etc... I'm still aLive.

Totally off the subject: Oh yea... && BobbY Mac && Papa Bear arE BacK!!! I said I wouldn't blo until the return.

Tribute To Michael Jackson

2009-06-26T18:31:00.000-07:00

Alot of different thoughts come to mind when you hear the name Michael Jackson. Whether they are negative of positive, you cannot deny the fact that he is The King Of Pop. There has been none like him since his time, and there is speculation that there never will be. You cannot think of Michael Jackson without thinking about music. Everyone is rushing out trying to buy whatever Music from him that they can get their hands on. BUT! Its all sold out. The Best Buy's, Targets, Walmart's, Border's Bookstores, everywhere. They are Gone. The ONLY thing Michael Jackson that they had in Target earlier was the DVD of The Wizard of Oz. You should already have that. Even when you purchase a Michael Jackson CD online, the shipping date is anywhere between 3 weeks to 3 months. WHAT!!! CRAZY. If you are one of those last minute shoppers, like (Monica & Kellz) I have a gift for you.

A podcast mix from my favorite online Dj Brratt. Good Looking. This is the Best of Michael. At least the ones I personally know. Im thinking about burning this 30 minute mix and selling them on Crenshaw. :) Its poppin. I've been jamming this podcast since I heard it. Shouts to Dj Brratt.

IF YOU WANT TO DOWNLOAD THAT MIX CLICK HERE

Aye who was the 1st person who told you Mike was dead?

[sidebar: Aye Brratt if you see this ... Can I get a mix of Billy Jean and That Baby Don't look like me together? Im no Dream Nash super producer, but I think it would be the ish. && whoever you are DON't steal my idea. Imagine Billy Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl that says that I am the one but the Kid is NOT my son (That baby don't look like me like me etc...)]

IF YOU WANT TO DOWNLOAD THAT MIX CLICK HERE

Rest In Peace Michael Jackson?

2009-06-25T15:07:00.000-07:00

Say It AinT sO!!! What. Somebody say its not true. Michael Jackson was rushed to the UCLA Medical Center a little after 12:30 this afternoon. Paramedics performed CPR because he was not breathing. He was reportedly in a coma, and Michael passed away around 2:49 p.m.

Michael Jackson dead at 50

New Boyz - Your A Jerk Video

2009-05-28T12:51:00.000-07:00

My two favorite sexCii kids are at it again. Ben J and Legacy! (L notice that I said TWO, its plural). LOL. Months ago, I told ya'll that it would happen. It did. Ben J and Legacy are EVERYWHERE. Along with their skinny jeans, and a trail of bouncing teenagers following. They have appeared in the LA Times, the New York Times, and even Billboard. A couple of months later, they are signed and back with an official music video produced by Matt Alonzo.

Over a thousand people showed up in Los Angeles for the taping of the video. Including DJ Skee, and my #1 Flyy Guy Ty better known as Tyga. I also noticed a few other familiar faces from the "Jerk Fest" like The Action Figures (Zack my little sister STILL likes you.. shh), and The Rejects.

Totally Random: Congrats Legacy on completing school. And Ben, I hate to be the one to burst your bubble but the Lakers are NOT number one. Take that ish out your away message. LOL. You two better stop being hard headed. I been told ya'll NOT to take those shirts OFF until you are legal. SmMfH.

Sidebar : TOP SECRET: In order to successfully wear Skinny Jeans as a male, you have to buy them in the girls section. How do I know??? Because Ben J and Legacy told me. shhhhh

Sexy Spec Isn't So Sexy

2009-05-27T17:56:00.000-07:00

StOp This fuckery!!! Let me start by saying that the actual song itself is cool. Its catchy, and I like it. BUT WHAT IN THE FUCK was he thinking? This is a CLEAR cry for help. I hope that he did this as a joke for promotion purposes only. Notice How none of the other members were in the video. Like naw naw nigga make a fool of yourself. WE COOL. Is this what it has came to in the music industry? I REALLY don't mind watching sexy guys dance in their underwear, but there should be some type of restrictions. Just because you were apart of the "Grind on Me" movement does not mean you can pollute the Internet with FUCKERY! If Pleasure P left because of nonsense like this, I do not blame him. I knew it was going to be some shit when it began and dude was leaned all in the camera. Why is he so damn close trying to sound sexy. Looks like he has a very large (shut yo mouth. Heey Boo! LMMFAOTID THAT SPIN IS TOO OFFICIAL!!! Ya'll are NOT fucken with that spin. Why is he switching sides like that? Looks kinda homo. He has a very nice tongue. Really knows how to use it I see. Notice how he did it on beat. [KELLZ BOW YO HEAD] If it wasn't for this tongue action, I would have BEEN stopped watching. He has a very nice Y line as well. This video reminded me of .. never mind. BUt if Pleasure P doesn't find his way back to the group I think Spec would make madd Guap at a Male Strip Club. Spec I'll be your manager. Holla at yo girl.

SMH....

I hope to never have to watch this video again. SMMFH. I like looking at videos like he attempted to do. Those Fantasy Boiz are the Shit! && J smoov too. Umm Um Um. Spec STOP tHis FUCKERY!!!Thinking that this video was a good idea was a BAD one. The song said get TIPSY. This fool has to be DRUNK. SMMFH

2009-05-19T12:01:00.000-07:00

Suffering with a bad case of the "Mondays", I'm just lounging. Thinking back to all the weekends events. Lost 2 homies. Damn....

Harlem In Peace Big Twin

Dayum. That's all bad. I was saddened when Kyiesha told me the news. I kept playing the memories of you back in my head. LOL. Years ago when I 1st met ya'll, I swore up and down that you looked JUST like Lil Jon. haha. And I would call Lil' Twin the Eastside Boys. LOL. haha. I remember your truck would be sitting right outside, yet you still would be like "Aye Nikki Nic, gimmie a ride". LoL. Or yo greedy ass would always brag about how you didn't eat candy, yet as soon as I walked to the corner store, you always wanted some of my NowandLaters, or my Peach Gummi Rings. It never failed. LOL... I will forever miss your Phat Girl Jokes. H.I.P Marcus Smith cka Big Twin.

Sidebar: Banana NowandLaters go Hard... && I really hate my childhood name Nikki Nic. lol.

Gone But Never Forgotten.

Mansfield In Peace BuCc a.k.a Dolla

MTV Shows

damn. Cool Dude. Chill Attitude. Easy on the Eye. That WhO The Fuck iS that will 4ever be the Jam. That was like the Anthem of 08. Whether you were in the house or the car, you turned that shit ALL the way up and acted out every verse. Me, Ronique, and Reggie wore that jam out while smacking on Ramona's. Its a shame that you can be so jealous of some1 to the point where you want to take their life. Shame. Now I hope that this STUPID idiot that did it, did NOT have the same exact gun on him when they caught him. WTF. And you were at the airport? What the fuq were you gonna do just walk thru TSA like they were gonna be like Sir go right ahead with your firearm. DUMBASS. Now if you were in LA, hmmm.... Mexico is only 4 hours away. WTF. You had a car!!! Instead you take yourself, along with the gun, and try to catch a flight? All the time that you planned on waiting for the next plane to where ever could have been spent driving to Mexico. Even I, The Valley Girl has more sense than that. WTF

A Farewell from Tyga

http://www.cbs2.com/video/?id=103150@kcbs.dayport.com

Broken Promises; Faded Pictures

2009-05-18T00:08:00.000-07:00

dang. that was... well we don't know exactly when that was, but the after forever text message reply came at 7:54 P.M. The initial conversation was waaaaaaay long ago. Time to fall back! I've had this empty stare before, Airport Bored-ness. Definite dedication for this feeling is Case Faded Pictures. Last weeks sadness was topped with Drake and oceans full of tears. The thought of the Fucken Best being stolen away was the worst. Tonight's broken promised feeling mixed with last weeks song equal: Worst I Eva Had.

Baby you WERE my everything
you all I ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other lames ain't never on it.
I want this forever,
i swear i can spend whatever on it.

Cause he hold me down
every time i hit him up.
When i get right
i promise that we gon' live it up.
He make me beg for it
till he give it up.
And I say the same thing
every single time.

I say he WAS fucking best.
You WAS the fucking best.
You WAS the fucking best.
You WAS the fucking best.
You WAS the best i never had.
Best I never had.
Best I never had.
Best I never had.
I say you were the fucking best.

Know you got a roommate
Call me when its no one there
Tell me when to come
And you know I'll be over there
(Yup) I'll be over there
Shawty, I'll be over there
Hope you hitt all the spots
that I ain't even know was there
Ha.
And you ain't even have to ask twice
You can have my heart or
we can share it like the last slice
Always felt like you was so accustom to the fast life
Have a chick thinking that she met you in a past life
Boy Shorts, hair tied, chilling, never with no make up on
Thats when he say Wifey your the prettiest
I hope that you dont take it wrong
You don't even trip when Laron say you ain't bringing Bobby along
I know that your working
He'll be there soon as I make it home
And I'm a patient in his waiting room
Never pay attention to them rumors and what they assume
And until them girls prove it
I'm the one to Never get confused with Cause.

Baby you WERE my everything
you all I ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other lames ain't never on it.
I want this forever,
i swear i can spend whatever on it.

Cause he hold me down
every time i hit him up.
When i get right
i promise that we gon' live it up.
He make me beg for it
till he give it up.
And I say the same thing
every single time.

I say he WAS fucking best.
You WAS the fucking best.
You WAS the fucking best.
You WAS the fucking best.
You WAS the best i never had.
Best I never had.
Best I never had.
Best I never had.
I say you were the fucking best.

Ayo you da only one that see the real Flashy
I could show you chill Flashy
Cause of how you deal wit me
When dey knock my blocks down
you come and you build with me
Even though you real busy
You'z da fuckin real Dizzy
It`s so amazing i figured out this world is ours 4 tha taking
I figured out that when i go out an all those people scream
that some of them are living vicariously thru me
That's why i put that "S" on ma chest and I`m gone
But on another note let`s have sex in my room
And imma make you beg cause you look pretty when you beggin
So meet me on stickam i`ll be there around 11.

Baby you WERE my everything
you all I ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other lames ain't never on it.
I want this forever,
i swear i can spend whatever on it.

Cause he hold me down
every time i hit him up.
When i get right
i promise that we gon' live it up.
He make me beg for it
till he give it up.
And I say the same thing
every single time.

I say he WAS fucking best.
You WAS the fucking best.
You WAS the fucking best.
You WAS the fucking best.
You WAS the best i never had.
Best I never had.
Best I never had.
Best I never had.
I say you were the fucking best.

sorry Drake for Messing up Your song LOL.

The Real Song;

Rihanna and Cassie Uncensored

2009-05-09T02:25:00.000-07:00

Rihanna

CASSIE

GooGle Me Baby...Gone Wrong

2009-04-08T13:12:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, I was tied up with Dominican Jones himself. Not that I minded. LOl. All day && night. We watched like 2 movies (Mike Epps something something Bidness and some shit with Rosario Dawson) and bullshitn for hours. One thing lead to another, and he started googling different names. He decides to put my alias in, and low and behold, There I am. Uh Oh. On a page dedicated to the Sexy Girls of Stickam. Im thinking that he is just joking, until I saw it for my own eyes. SMMFH. I automatically assume its some hella perv shit. Being that I did find a whole thread conversation where different Caucasian guys were discussing me. I didnt even know I was that interesting. Soon as I open the page, I hear the melody of someone is getting their cheeks BEAT. Hella moaning. I'm afraid to click my own link, so I click the first one above me. Her Video is titles Giselle All Wet And Steamy. She's in the tub, running her large newly brought breasts. Like a soft porn video. I'm thinking oh hell to the no. I continue to skip my name, and go all around me. There are only four entries for the month of March. The next is white girl with beautiful grey eyes. Nothing to provocative, but then again she's not Live either. Not too bad. Then Its Sasha Fierce, a highly tanned white chick. Kinda reminds me of Miley Cyrus. Looks like the typical party girl. Then I remember that I hae heard stories of her. Most of them sound like they belong on eskimotube.

Dominican Jones is talking to me, because he can see how puzzled my face is. I'm mostly tuning him out, I can hear him telling me "Dame Un Besito Mami", but my mind is on THIS DAMN shit. [this is the point my heart drops] I click on myself, and mine is the same as the 2nd entry Really simple. Of course, Gabe doesn't see anything wrong with me being on the site. Then again, he is a party animal, and I disagree with alot of shit he does. lol. [smh @ drunk/tipsy ass Latinos... I think it should be a FACT that we can't hold that Cuervo... its like liquid freak me down (a later entry)] The part featuring me is just letting people know when I am online. There is a link to find me, and they can view me live, and have a discussion among themselves, or with me. Although its simple, I was kinda ticked off at the fact someone has me on here. In between giving him kisses, I noticed that I am the ONLY ethnic female ever featured on it. That's wassup. There aren't any Hispanic girls on it. Pure blue/green eyed white girls. I guess I'm repping for the Black/Dark skinned Latina women as my papi says. Belize! stand up. So at the end of the day I respect it. It doesn't have any information on who made runs the blog/site, so I just left them a comment. So I'll Proudly be a Sexy Girl Of Stickam any day.

Say What Say Huh... His Confessions

2009-04-08T05:09:00.000-07:00

3:18 AM My Time
6:18 AM His Time

I get a call from an unnamed guy that says he L-Words me. I can hear that he has something on his mind by the low, saddened tone in his voice. Me and him haven't been having that much to say to each other lately because of unknown reasons, that will quickly come into the light. SMH. He says he has something to tell me. I'm expecting something like "hey I'm coming down for your birthday". But that wasn't what was on his mind at all. Me and him have been thick for a while now. So He's like before I start this, I want to tell you the only reason that I am telling you this is because I LOVE You. Then he goes on to tell me that he was some random chick pregnant. HUH. WTF. He could have, should have just went on not calling me daily. Shit I'm used to it now. He goes on to tell me that he doesn't want me to be mad. Which I am not. Then he says that he loves me so he had to tell me. And he continuously keeps apologizing over and over. I don't really even know what to say to him. I asked him why he even called to tell me this, and he said because he loved me. HUH... My phone could have never died at a better time.

Then we begin texting on my OTHER cellphone.

Me: I didn't hang up on you my phone died.
Him: Okay well I will talk to you later
Me: I don't even know what to say.
Him: Say you LOVE me
Me: Me loving you isn't going to change the situation.
Him: No Boo
Me: You should just handle your responsibility, be with her, and be the best father you can be.
Him: I'm in love with you tho. I just had a weak moment.

Its 7 days past April Fools, and 2 hours since I have not got the I'm Just Kidding phone call. WOW.

Your IN love with me. BUT you fucked someone else and got them pregnant? He said she's like a month to 3 weeks pregnant. Wow

WTF does LOVE mean?

<--- Me lOoKin ConFused

5:36 AM

Him: Are you Okay? You were just talking and forgot what you were gonna say?
Me: Yea Im good
Him: Let me call you back I'm in the studio

She's a Very FreaK GirL

2009-04-07T23:13:00.000-07:00

Lol... sO I get a call from young Kellz, while she's inside the airport. She's madd hype. Excited to tell me that she just seen someone in the airport. As excited and loud she is, Im thinking that it is definitely her fave Jigga what? Jigga Who? Jay Z? Absolutely NOT. Im pondering on who it could be, and she screams OMG its MR. Marcus!!! LOL. At the exact same time, I am conversating with Dominican Jones, and I said the name out loud, and he laughed like the porn star. lol. So at this point, he's probably thinking that I am some kind of freak, but he's just laughing along with his roommate. NOT A GOOD LOOK!

So I continue questioning kells about what she is telling me about Mr. Marcus. She bodly gives him her cell phone like hey my bf wants to talk to you. I have her on speaker phone, and Mr. Marcus himself gets on the phone and begins a 3 minute conversation with me. LOL. He's a really cool dude, he tells me about his upcoming book, and that he is going more mainstream. Mean while, I google him to see what the hype is about. I notice that he is actually handsome, and quite buff. Tasty! Me and him exchange contacts, and he takes a few pix so that Kellz could send me. Cool Guy. Really down to Earth. :)

Dominican Jones is laughing with his roommate in the background like wow, she is REALLY talking to Mr. Marcus. LOL. Maybe I'll check out one of his videos on eskimotube. LOL. After Kellz calls me back, it dawns on me that she just recognized a porn star. So I tried to down play the situation, like Kellz how did you recognize him, and her response was I watch porn DUH!!!

lmmfao. Then after she sent me the pix, I got even more worried. He is in a PLAIN white tee. HTF did you notice him out of a milion people running thru LAX? Usually she meets people like Puff Daddy, Neyo, Queen Latifa, Lloyd Banks, and those one fools etc... But None of them compared to how hype she was at meeting Mr. Marcus. SMH. Kellz Let me find out that you over there at the porn show right there on Manchester and La Brea late night. You know what I'm Talking about to. The white bulding on the left hand side if your driving toward Crenshaw. SMMFH.

Damn, I guess I cant be all on her head, I too have recognized a porn star in the airport. But ONLY because she is on HBO, and a male happened to be standing right next to me. We weren't sure if it was her, so I asked her as she boarded my flight. She was the only person In 1st class. LOl. I handed her my sidekick like excuse me is this you. On some discreet shit. LOl. She got all excited, giggled, hugged me, and kissed me on the lips. I was totally grossed out. LOl. But I guess its kinda sexy when you think of being kissed my Ms. Jameson herself. Still I wanted to slap the dog shit outta her. Guess she thought I was a fan. lol. sidebar: I was shocked that she even hugged me and turned as she went to kiss me on the cheek. It ended up being on the lips. smh. b4 you get the wrong idea.

BUT STILL KELLZ was SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER Hyped on Mr. Marcus. Hella porn star. Shallow Carter came out of her, and she told him that she didnt wanna take a pix with him because her hair wasn't done. LMMFAO. ONLY Kellz.

FOR THE RECORD I DO NOT WATCH PORN.

...tell me take some out, uh get nasty...put some spit on dat dyk...I'm talkin' to you...--Wesley Pipes

Shouts to Hutch my Pussy, Howalito, Daiverson, Ink aka My Boobs, and Dave for teaching me that

For Granted

2009-04-06T12:56:00.000-07:00

Today a year ago would mark the day me and Antoine got in our 1st fight ever. We have had minor arguments before, like if he dated my cousin before etc. But this argument was THE BLOW UP. The whole thing was quite silly if you ask me. I personally felt like it was he say she say type shit. Not so much, but there were alot of outside influences. The outside felt like we should have BEEN had sex. When I felt like if it happened it happened. That no one should dictate when we gave ourselves to each other. I was more hurt that he was pressing the line on me because people were running their mouths how he hadn't ever hit this. Plus he was just getting out, or attempting to get out of a relationship with his baby mama. I didn't just want to jump in there. They had history as well. Maybe not as long as ours, but still. They shared a child! I try to never involve myself in any one's relationship. I would hate for someone to do that to me. What goes around comes around. To top it off, he had her name tatted. It was funny that me and her shared a common name. I used to tease him like dang u missed me that much you went and got some one with the same name. lol

I remember visiting Harlem as a pre-teen, and meeting him. I'm not sure what year. But we went waaaaay back. Everyone knew we liked each other, but was a Valley Girl && he was a thug. He was waaaaaaaay younger. But his age never mattered. He was grown in his own way. He became a man early in the game. Probably because he had to live in the streets, and fend for himself. I always told him that when we got older we would date. Older he got. LOL. Me and him started dating in like 2004, and he went to juve. I wrote him the entire time. I think this is where his desire for me grew into love. He said I was the only person there for him, and he always bragged on how he felt when he received the letters. I faithfully wrote him. He got out, and we eventually lost contact. I was 18 with a brand new convertible Mustang learning myself, and he was simply trying to eat. He continued living in a group home, and started running the streets more and more. Getting back into his old habits.

Every time I would visit my fam in Harlem, I would desperately roam the neighborhood for him. Asking everyone and their mama had they seen him. Most of the time finding him, on 39th, in the back house playing video games. Upon hugging, we would be in love again for that moment. Until we lost contact again. Antoine had the worst memory ever LOL. Remembering numbers. SMH. I remember writing my number on the rim of his fitted hats plenty of times. :) The outsiders teased him on how he spent money on me, and has never ever felt my insides. The more they teased him, the more he pressured me. And the more I feel back. Because I felt like the only reason he wanted it was because they laughing cuz he aint got it. Which to me was a slap in the face. Although they were around him more, I provided something different.

So a year ago today, I went to visit him with my aces ( Krystle && Kells). He had just got into it with his baby mama, and was already having a bad day. the conversation came up about sex again, and then the argument started. He was on offense and I was on defense. Protecting my goodies. Like how dare you. I remember him telling me that he wanted THIS lil shit playfully. Or my cousins telling me he said he wanted my lil shit. As we arrived, I knew he was already upset, and instead of trying to console him, I teased him with the crowd about getting punched on by his baby mama. I added fuel to the fire. Words were said, the argument turned big, and I would leave the block mad at him, and he was mad at me. I gave him some money because I said I would because like a week before she had cut up his ALL his clothes and shoes (thousands of dollars worth of shit. he lived for clothes) Giving him some money wasn't nothing. He had began giving me hundreds of dollars at a young age. He brought my 1st Uggs ever. I was simply returning the favor. So I gave him the money and me and my friends left. He called back on my cell, but I was already roaming having a good time some where else. The fact that I didn't come back added MORE fuel to fire.

The next day, I went and spent the night with him. He thought it would be something special, but it def wasn't. Him and our BFF was also there, and too drunk to go home. I slept on the right in his arms, and he slept holding me, and D on the left. He was sooooOoo mad D didn't leave. LOL. D wanted me to sleep in the middle, and Antoine said hell no. D was like if it was one of my girls, you would want her to sleep in the middle. He was like well THIS aint yo girl. He was not having it. I didn't see anything wrong with sleeping in the middle. D was supposedly my BFF too, and he was def his BFF, so why not. Antoine was not having it. Of course i sided with D, and that made him even mad. Our sleeping arrangement did not change. On one small as bed. LOL. D, Antoine, && me. He said he wasn't talking to me, and I said the damn same. On Yew Mad!?! That minor dumb ass shit turned into days, and then those days, turned into a week.

He called me the night he was killed, and I was extremely tired from work, I rushed him off the phone. He told me he loved me, and i said i love you too. He said do you mean it, and I said yes Antoine I love you. Im going back to sleep. Through out the night my phone kept ringing with calls from my cousins number that he hung with. I didnt answer because I figured it was him inside the party drunk. The calls continued, and at 6 am, I finally answered the call from my cousin Ronique.

her: Kita I have something to tell you. are you sitting down
me: Im laying down. why y'all keep calling me?
her: Its about Antoine
me: he went to jail AGAIN
her: No.
me: What then?
her: He's dead
me: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

2 minz of silence.

her: Cousin are u ok?

That's all I remember. It was 9 days from the day we had that damn fight. Our 1st fight. I dread my Bday coming because I dread the reminder of his death. R.I.P. Antoine B. Marshall. I wish I hadn't took that week for granted. Tomorrow isn't promised.

side not; of course I'm listening to our jam : Without You - Mary J Blige
pix taken on his birthday 2-28-09

I'm SO Loso In Case You Aint Know So

2009-04-04T17:06:00.000-07:00

My infatuation with East Coast boys started at a young age. Back in 2001 when Fabolous walked into Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles on Pico n La Brea. I have always loved him, but it got deeper then. I stared at him in amazement as he walked by, and he smiled at me and said "Hi Mami, she's a pretty lil girl" This is when I knew I was destined to be THAT chick. Thanks FAB!

Anyone who is anyone in my life knows that I love him, and have ALL of his cds. Matter of fact I just borrowed [STOLE] Maurice's Street Dream's cd in January. LOL! Most of the reasons I am the Woman I am today can be partially be accredited to John Jackson himself. Fab taught me the essentials of dating && life. He taught me that when I find that one, become his Super Woman. To save HIS day.

The only green I'll keep from you is Kryptonite -- FAB

Which strangely taught me that a relationship should be 50/50 for the most part. Give a take a few numbers. Not to be impressed by cars and shit.

" All the ballers look dumb when they press you, 5s & 6s you don't let them kinda numbers impress you" -- Fab.

Im kinda anti-sideline, but we have all played it. Can't let you go has so many life lessons. Play yo Role, stay in yo lane. Fab said it best:

"When The starting line-up aint playing right I might come off the bench wit her... I don't gotta wory about you tellin the whole world im ya man while on springer

Keep Ya mouth shut sometimes!! The world doesn't have to know who your dating. As sideline, I can honestly say that I was WELL taken care of. [FAR FROM A GOLD- DIGGER I had a good job, but that extra dd contribute]

She gonna play dumb if the cops do come thru --Fab

You never Know shit!!! That verse kept going thru my mind in the questioning tank. CHICKENS?!? I don't even know how to cook. WTF. LOL. I've been thru this one no doubt.

There's something you provide cuz the entre aint as good without something on the side--Fab

Everybody cheats! or has cheated. As I went thru my late teenage years, Fab taught me that if I was gonna play the game, DON'T be played. Beyonce couldn't tell me shit. FAB is the truth!

As he matured, and I got older becoming a woman, he taught me to embrace love. && That breaking up is hard to do.

"Im better then ya ex, gon' be better than ya next" don't trip off of it their loss. "Cuz I can play cool but I can't play fool there's options in break up, you ever play pool?" "Better do you cuz I damn sure does me and what ya buzz be is only because me" "Its okay to lose ya pride over someone you love but don't lose someone ya love though over ya pride-- FAB

Doesn't need any explanation. He switched up on me though when he said:

Stick wit ya entree and get over ya side." "They should learn us instead of trynna turn us -- FAB

I guess he is ready to settle down. Damn! Its too early for me. But he did make a valid point, too many people listen to outsiders, and fuck up what they have going even more. Listening to the homies. Outside input is cool, but you have to weed thru it. Don't be no fool.

Recently, he explained that the baddest chicks have their own. BE INDEPENDENT!

I need someone who'd ride for me...not someone who'd ride for free. She said Boy I don't just ride, she'll pull up beside me--Fab

That when you date, make sure its someone who compliments you.

The right when I'm wrong, so I never slip. Show me how to move that's why I never trip--Fab

I hope Fab isn't giving bad advice. Or me and him are going to have a few issues.

When someone asks me what my type is, I never have an answer. I like all kinds of Boys. BUT the alway have at least one of Fab's features. Either tall 5'11^, slim, fitted, and/or waves. Definitely FLYY guys. Next time someone asked the whats your type, I will have an answer; TYPE FAB. LOL. Damn that Jackson!

Just recently watched an interview with Fab where he was like I'm 31, and NO I'm not ashamed to say it because I look 21. Damn right. I have been dreading the thought of my 24th birthday on 420. I was all down like damn I'm old. But Like Fab said so WHAT!!! Everyone knows that I look young, just like the love of my life Baby Face Fab. Dammit, I guess FABOLOUS is the reason that damn Dominican Jones has me under his spell. His tongue is slicker than oil. He's SoOOOoooo Right. Man. When he is around all I do is smile. Damn he is kryptonite! He reminds me so much of FAB. He's from NY too. Has that East Coast swagg. OMG. We getting married in 6 years. I LOVE when he speaks Spanish. If your like wtf, you obviously didnt know Fab is half Dominican until now.

Listen to his new joints:

CLICH HERE TO HEAR TURN YO SWAGG ON

CLICK HERE TO HEAR PUT IT IN THE BAG

SO Im hearing that Fab is dropping sometime around my Bday. You shouldn't even have to ask what I want for my birthday. Thats def the gift I want. Buy 2!!! One for me one one for YOU. [who ever you are]

Stop The MaDness!

2009-04-03T16:11:00.000-07:00

I get a call the other day from the BFF YoUng KeLLz. Im really not paying attention, until she said ChaRles Hamilton. Im like repeat that. She's like some dumb ass lame trynna say CH stole his song. WHaT!!! STOP THE MADNESS

He said CH did what?

Thats some bullshit. To this day, I have not went and seen what its about. I don't care on what grounds dude has or anything. I wouldn't give a DAMN if Michael Jackson, Tito, and Jermaine accused him of some dumb shit. I KNOW CH doesn't have to steal shit. He can make a song in 5 minz, be serious. Anybody who has reasonable doubt in their mind is a lame. Did they not see that 9 minute freestyle on green lantern? Fuq what whoever going thru.
Its Chuck10 til the end. Fuq do they mean???

Free ShiT iS Good ShiT #2

2009-03-20T13:52:00.000-07:00

So... I'm scrolling down the buddy list reading away messages && I came across Justin's. His away is one of the few I read. I always look at his because of his icons. LMMFAO. He usually has some SexCii half naked one up. :)
<--- Example of the Sexcii icons. He be trynna seduce me with these pix. LOL. Jbar has thee cutest bedroom eyes EveR. Anywayz, I read about a new mixtape. So, You know the rule, listen 1st, and if its quality, download it.

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THIS

hMMM... Based on the 1st song, it sounds pretty good. Better than ... lol you already know. lol. I love Throw It Back featuring Sean Kingston. Is this about MY NEW BooTy? LOL I also like I Want Her... Another song about me? lOL [NOTE 2 JUstiN: I like Caribbean Rum && Pineapple Juice] LOL I asked Jbar what his 2 favorite 2 songs from the Mixtape were, and he said Sway && Choosen Me. I also like What's The Deal, && Yupp Yeaaa ft. Lil Twist. The whole mixtape is actually worth downloading. Jbar has a unique voice I haven't heard any where else. Pretty Dope! LOL. I love Jbar's drop when he says his name twice. LOL. Jbar Jbar!!!
Dope! He was on the 1st page too. I didnt even have to search for it. Thats wassup. This was worth the looooooOOOOooong wait. Im lUvn all the slow songs. Plies better watch out. Best of luck with your music career Justin Alex Benjamin Rucker.

This will definitely go in the ipod.

sidebar: Jbar come get this damn birthday cake. LMMFAO

Morning Thoughts... && Baldwin Hills

2009-03-20T11:17:00.000-07:00

Morning television with interruptions by LLaTe && HuTch. Llate if anyone should know you should. SHAMe! Im Not. && hutCH aka My Pussy... My FaVe NY guy EvEr. Wait Fab's my fave. Your my 2nd Fave. Wasssup Pussy!!! I aint got no problem with Boyz oUtta HarleM... But aiNt NuttiN lIke a BroOklyn BoY.

Had to do some Early mOrniNg catchInG up oN balDwin Hills. Last time I watched an episode, was 2.18.09, and I was on the phone with a very Dope person. LOL. && I was cheesing because HE called me. Yay! In between laughing at HIM, I was trying to see what was poppin on Baldwin Hills. I asked him did he watch Baldwin Hills and he was like neva Heard of it. He claims he doesn't have a tv. RiiighT. Then I got really excited because I recognized CaL Newman on the show. He was like "yo wtf is that?" and I was laughing and thinking that Cal Newman would probably say the same had I mentioned his name. LOL. && Cal probably would make a really funny skit tho. LOL. Back to the show. Im soOo PrO Gerren. Tyler acTed soOo FaKe with hIs mOM. PLz. She be ghetto every where else, but talking all proper in front of Ms. Johnson. Aint that some shit. WtF. Riiight. But I won't judge Tyler. LOL. Im lying. Gerren is my girl. And Tyler is dead wrong. Friends don't do that to friends. Or at least they shouldn't . But you know how doo-doo mamas act. I like [pause] I LOVE Gerren with Mo.

Next Episode 7 : Damn her aunt with HARD. Kind of out of line. But Id do the same with my baby Danishia. She said something that was really great tho ::: TELL ME YOUR STORY... BECAUSE I CAN KINDA TELL SOMEONES TOMORROW BASED ON THEIR YESTERDAY::: There are some pros and cons with that statement. Because just because you were down yesterday doesn't mean you will be down the next day. But if the day before was bad, and the next day you took some step to improve, then tomorrow should be promising? Right? What did you do Yesterday? But being that she just got released from jail. So... But like Pac said best, the stuck out in the younger generation: ONlY God Can Judge Me. LOL. That tatt is getting old. LOL. LOl.. Here goes Cal Newman again. LOL. Seiko hungry ass wanna go out to eat. Speaking of Cal Newman, loL Shouts to MtoThaK. LoL. I fuqn hated you when I first met you. LOL. With yOur fuqn Yums on. LOL. && Yes M! I saw yo ass on the 1st page of the Yums page. LoL... I lOve the Idea of Video chat. You don't have to be with that person to be with that person. SO Fuqn Dope. I lOve technology.

Episode 8

How Seiko gonna tell Stacy to leave her man at home, but plan to hook up with CaL? Shame! LOL. Say SweaR!!! Damn... the Vegas trip turned into a function. LOL. Reminds me off the Bay Area Invasion at All-star Weekend. LOL. I was SoOOoOO drunk. Drinkin those Eiffel Towers Slushy drinKs up and down. LMMFAOTID. Shame. Who is this nigga on this Go Army commercial. He looks BOMB.com. Heeey Boo. MIkey Facts Commercial. Who's this guy? Dope Commercial. Kenny always fuqn up. LOL. His mama had some good GOING OUT of town techniques. KNOW where your staying. And don't depend on your cell phone. LOL. Ambi commercial, BLACK iS Beautiful. This episode is Boring as fuq. MY feet are pretty.

Episode 9
Wait.. How can you get lost on your way to Vegas. I can drive to Vey-Vey in my sleep. LOL. I have been to Vegas in ALL my cars a million times. LOL. They just passed my Exit off the 10. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. NOT! These Video chat phones are the shit. LOL @ how they lowball advertising in the show. Anyone else notice how they all have the same Exact MacBook && Phones? OR am I too observant? Picked up over-thinking some where. Damn! :( Mo's a true player. See how he played the smooth role. Justin's whole face dropped when Cal walked in. LMMFAO.

Episode 10
Awww... Mo brought a dog as a gift. Awww. That is SoOooOo cute. OMG. That's fuqn dope. Awww... I want a puppy. :( That's soo original. I still want that puppy from the petshop. I sooO want a Miniature Pekingese. OmG. I haven't fed my fishes in days. Ahahahaa. Damn.. SorrY Lmmfao Gerren Got hood. Get Her G!!! LoL I slapped yo punk ass once and ill slap you again. lOL. Get her. I hate females with mouthes. Tyler bumpin her gums, but slumpin on Mo. Like hold me back. LOL. Scaaaaaary. Just like when I had to let Fatness know at work. Yea, Im from the Valley, and I talk proper && white, and im only standing 5'2 and 130 on a good day, but I will fuq u right up BITCH. Got on her bumper soOoOo tough. PumP yO breaKz... Yea Imma square, no doubt, buuuuut what u didn't know is I can get SOoOOoO Hood. My bloodlIne lIes deep in Harlem aka the 30z. I will so flash. LOL. You don't want it. Betta ask about me.

Po0r RiCk r0Ss

2009-03-19T14:10:00.000-07:00

Aint this about a Bitch!!! LOL 4th time I have said this today. 50 has taken this shit too far. Niggas get killed for shit like this. The Pac/B.I.G/East-Coast/ West-Coast beef was NOTHING like this, and both of them are dead. This video goes PAST disrespect.

Find more videos like this on Sabrina's Sin

Thoughts while watching the video... Hmmm Are her Titts fake??? WTF mine dont sit like that. She Favors Mary J a lil bit. WTF didnt she go bare if she knew she was about 2 make a video? Nasty BITCH! Dude looks like he suck a mean pussy. If I have neve seen quality head before, she looks like she gives it. Bare??? he has went in bare. OMG. Wow. That was extra quick. LOL. She grinded on him longer. I like the color of her hair. OMG. He just came in her. I hope Rick Ross still isn't with her. Poor Rick. I still like that song Money Make Me Cum.

50 has went waaaaay overboard. That man has children with these women. Its enough that Tia went on that shopping spree looking like a broke ass lame. I understand he took her whip and shit. Which was uqd up no doubt. But every1 has ups and downs. She still should have some kind of loyalty to Rick Ross. Just telling that man business all like that, Like they didn't share intimate moments. How can you just turn your back on some1 you clam to love or have loved?? Is There really a thin line between love and hate? How thin is it? They have A child. One day that kid is going to see all that shit. Women/men whatever should never bad mouth the other parent to a child. Where is this world going? Come one now. Does loyalty mean anything any more? Who can you really trust? I guess. Does everyone REALLY have a price? If so, whats yours? Damn. This is ALL bad. Situation went from bad to worse. Then here comes the fucken porn.

Carlene, Get 50 on the Phone:
Leave that man alone! Damn. You have made your point. A loooooOOOOOOng time ago.

sidebar: if 50 snitches to the police, and ross was a police, HOw can the tea pot call the kettle black?

HappY St. Patty's Day ....Kiss Me Im IrisH!!!

2009-03-17T10:42:00.000-07:00

PiX TaKen a yeaR ago 2daY St. Patrick's DaY. Actually 3.15.08. I remember when THE GIRL was snapping pix, and Antoine said "Babe what you want pix for? So you can put my face on a shirt when I die?" I remember yelling at him for saying it, and it made me have a chill. A month later exactly, he was killed in a car accident. As far as I can remember, these are the first pix we have of us together. They became our last. I miss him sooooooooOOOOOOooooOooooo much. :::tear::: This day will forever remain in my thoughts. So every year, I will celebrate St. Patrick's day. They say never take anything for granted, and I totally did. Like all the times he would call and tell me he loved me. What I would give to hear his voice, or see him smile, and laughing, dancing, skateboarding, anything. I hadn't seen him in like a year before 3.10.08, and the first thing he said when I saw him in the party was I Love You Til My Casket Drops.I wish it wouldn't have been so soon. Now that I think back, I think we bumped into each other so that he could tell me he loved me before leaving. They say some people know when they are going to die. Strange. He did talk about death a lot. He would give me his LAST anything. As I tried to do the same.But we all know I'm a lil Selfish I am. I LoVe YOu Always Antoine B. Marshall.

Rest In Peace

HapPy St. Patricks DaY everyone.

Song Of the Day: Be Without You -- Mary J. Blige

Who The F is Kid Cudi???

2009-03-16T08:51:00.001-07:00

Is exactlly what I said when I got invited to his show last month. LOL. Then Libby said Kita You know he sings Day && Night. And I was like UUuuH Nooo. Then I YouTubed him... LOL. I do know that song. LOL. I actually like it. Guess I will go see the show. CooL. Im down... Any Takers????

Miss me? Miss Me! Now He waNna kIss Me

2009-03-15T08:12:00.000-07:00

Photos Courtesy oF AraB Dougie...

Locked Up!!! They finally lettin Him Out

2009-03-13T10:44:00.001-07:00

<--- DamN... those chains do alot. Wouldn't have even recognized him. Now that I look at it, he do kinda favor Bart Simpson. In a good way tho.

Anywayz... Later on today, 3.13.09 Gucci Mane will be released from the Bing. You know The Pinta, The Big House, Jail for everyone who's slow. Gucci was locked up for completing only 25 hours of his assigned 600 hours of community service. What kinda shit is that??? Gucci next time holla at yo girl. I made [-->pause<--] I know someone who made their own community service letter. Typed it up, on some real fly shit. LOL. Letter head, company envelope and all. Turned it in to the judge, and got off 3 year summary probation after 6 months because he was impressed at how quickly someone completed their civic duty. Since she had forgot how many hours it was, she did like triple the expected hours. LOL. It pays to be a computer nerd. Ahhh. Oh yea, Gucci was also locked up for having some uncontrolled substances in his system. WHENCE [yes i made this word up. easy to figure out] I repeat, WHENCE did takin' a few sips of Promethazyine become illegal? How did they know Gucci didn't have a long lasting cold???

Gucci Mane has already booked 3 months worth of performances. So if your a promoter looking to book him, don't even try. He is getting paid 60gz, Yes! Sixty Thousand Dollars JUST to do two shows over the weekend. DAMN. And just think alot of people are like Gucci who. lol. Do you know what I could do with 60 of em'??? Gucci, GucH, Guuuu... all I want from the money is two fat b!tches, and a name belt that say G-L-I-TT-er on it. LOL.

I mean although I didn't buy one of these nice FREE GuCci Mane shirts fro 19.99 doesn't mean I wasn't with the movement. Its just not cool to walk around LA in a "gucci" shirt with handcuffs on it. Plus they didn't come in my size. Or I woulda brought one. I think I missed him more than S. Beezy and the dude with the dred locks did. Whats his name??? Wacka?? Flaka?? Something like that. You know who I'm talking about. LOL

Welcome Home Gucci Mane. You were missed. Now you can make some more Jamzzzzzz. Cuz I'm so tired of watered down PhotoShoot headlines on Myspace. You know like ...
{Tatted like a Biker Boy, Im a so icy boy}
{Tatted like a Biker Gang}
{Get yo camera phone its a photo shoot}
{Like Tommy Lee && Pamela Im fuckin on tha Camera.} .... Some people really do. Shouts to The Stickam Homies. ahaha. Hutch, Drew, BooTz, Daiverson, Chase, Sprint, Lil Rich. Bud, Packwell, The Crazy Cop, 100, Blueeyes, Dave, Nick, Hall, and that guy that Tucks. LOL sorry if I 4got u.

Also... Welcome Home 2 Official Rob who just landed in ATL. && Dj Brratt.

AND HaPPY BiRthday 2 Justin Benjamin Alex Rucker aka Jbar of SOD Money Gang

HappY Birthday My Boyfriend #2 ... & 1 ReL Kell. LuV yo Chocolate ass.

And My BoO ShamaR

Dudes && Skinny Jeans Vol.2. What the Ladies Think

2009-03-10T16:45:00.000-07:00

<--Photo Courtesy of Young Sam. As you can see from the previous post, I am neutral on the Skinny Jean issue. So I had to get my girls' opinions. I mean we talk about everything anyway. Who had the smallest, biggest, longest, shortest, cutest, ugliest, skinniest, fattest, bombest (is this a word) Chipotle Burrito ever. I mean, just the other day, one of the KeLzers enlightened me on spinning around in the chair, and not even getting up. You know when your putting in work at the JOB. Spitting on the wall from far back. How it is possible to become soaked in the shower.(I been tried to toldjah) How to keep your self from choking on the Snickers peanuts. How to properly teach one how to Lick all the chocolate off the Kit-Kat bar. B-E-Z mY n!gga! How the Youngest/Ripest fruit last a long time.[Shouts to CAM] LuV Me LoNg TiMeee. (KB&KW goin rt to tha pinta SOON) When to use the Self-Rihanna Defense (Shouts 2 Dawne). We talk about who's bare, and who's not. SHAME ON THE WOLF PuSS(c)! You know who you are. LOL. So as you can see what talk about everything. Its only right that I see how they feel about dudes in SJs.

[----->MEET KELLS<-----] Age 24 FlYesT of thE Fly...

I needed a Flyy opinion. So I hit up my Ace Kells [NOT KeLLz] KellS. We go back like 5 flats on a Cadillac. She's always up on the New NeW shit. Being that she has, or should have like 3 degrees now, I'm expecting an intelligent input on Skinny Jeans. What was I thinking??? She's a Valley Girl too. This is EXACTLY what she said:

Gay gay gay!!! Well I think its reaaaaaaaaaalllllll gay if a nigga wears skinnys! If theyre colored its gayer. And if a fat nigga got on skinnys something is wrong! They're called skinnys for a fuckin reason. If fat people were supposed to wear em...theyd be called fatty's. THE END. lol........ If a nigga wear skinny jeans he aint got enuff cash. Cant wear skinny jeans cuz my knot dont fit--Jay Z. So nigga, if u wearin skinnys.......keep it pushin!!! Annnnnnnnnnnnnd... 8 times outta 10 theyre from the girls section. Nigga wtf are u doin in FOREVER 21 in the chick section when they gotta nigga section now!!! Anywayz, this iphone is booty chatter.

So I asked my lil cousin. Meet ---> Libby_Fiasco <--- Age 19

Libby's kinda a hipster/HipRocR Valley Girl. So I definitely wanted to know what she thought. A younger opinion is always good. Especially since most of the people wearing them are under the age 19. Shame on these grown ass men in SJs. This is what Libby had to say:

Skinnys...Cutee! I prefer skinnys. On me and on boys. Boys who wear baggy jeans piss me off. Its not cutee. I had a pair when they sucked & everyone made fun of me. I liked them better because they fit better....All jeans are too long for me, except skinnies. I think they work for everyone. I like boys who wear them vs boys who are still stuck in the Soulja Boy phase. Baggy jeans with writing on them and nonsense designs on the pockets suck. The color ones are pretty cool too. Its a different kind of style. Fat people...hmm... When fat girls wear them it shows all their bumps & lumps. Its not really attractive just because skinnies are usually tight. Umm if the fat girls are gonna wear them, they need to make sure they have on a size that actually fits. if its tight on the stomach when you put em on....next size up because your crack will show. LOL

See... hmmm... looking past the topic being GUYS and SKINNY JEANS, Libby does have a point. 5XL white tees along with the writing is lame. && Being that we are all between 5 feet even and 5'4 under 130 lbs it is kinda hard to find jeans that fit correctly. BUT the topic was GUYS Libby. But as far as guys go, I don't know too many guys our size. so....

Moving right along.. x--[ Meet Mychale ]--x Age 21

My... isn't as outspoken as me or either of the KellSZ, but she is just as hip as Libby. I would describe her as one of the Innocent/Sweet/Lover type Valley Girls. One day she aimed me early in the morning about my away message like "Kita what you know about that Charles Hamilton. You aint up on that Pink Lava-Lamp". LOL. Then I had to go in on her. LOL. So I had to ask her about these damn Skinny jeans. && This is what she said:

Skinny jeans are getting extremely out of hand. My niggas pants should not be tighter than mine. I should see wat u working with. My dude has to have fitted jeans on..I would never date a guy that wears skinny jeans at all....ohhhh and I really hate when they sag their skinny jeans..that is NOT ok..I do not want to see yo ass hanging out of some tight ass jeans. But if skinny jeans are what you desire to wear...please dnt be over 200lbs tryin to wear them. That makes it even worse. Because technically you not wearing skinny jeans you probably just got a couple sizes too small lol. Also you cannot be over the age of 21 wearing skinny jeans. That is not ok in my Book.

LOL... There definitely should be an age and weight limit on them. LOL Thanks MY. I thinking about taking back my comment about her not being outspoken. LOL

Meet my liL siS :--> BeautaY <--: Age 22

She is the "deep" Valley girl. Usually all shy. Not today. LOL. She answered my away message about Skinny Jeans, and said:

I think certain people kan rock em. They aint 4 everyone....Niggas take it tO far and wear em extra tight. Htf they balls breath? WHΣ₦ they ready to have kids n can't they gonna kno y. Personally ii think theRe 4 girLs, not guys. Yea Lil Wayne were eM, but he's mutha fuckn Lil Wayne. He's ah alien wit his cRazy aZz. But its monkey see monkey do in this world. Every one don't realize u can't be like the next person. Be yourself, make yo own style and rock it! & juss be u. I saw a fat nigga wit sum own and it aint cute....his crack was shown....I didn't say nuthn but they lady behind me wit 2o kids did...lmao

Thankz Sis.

0--[Meet Monica]--0 .Age 25

Total Sex In the City addict. She's the Nymph/Dreamer Valley Girl. LOL. But Passive at the same time. So I had to know what she thought. She said:

Gay!!! I dont like that shit. It irks me. I understand that the more fitted look is in, but I dont like them tight ass jeans. Remember on Belly when he was like... I dont like that shit, I dont like that shit at all, Imma have to drop a dime of those niggas. So imma eat my bananna on Skinny jeans. They are bananna worthy.

******* [-->PAUSE<--} I just recieved a text from Monica: When you gonna wake up from that dream you havin'? You aint neva whopped my ass in no Sega!!!--Monica Answer: Shame Monica!!! Shame! I said U knew about my skills!!! Who's side are you on??? Latte don't want it! ******* Back to Skinny jeans, we may be getting some where. As you can see ONLY the youngest person said they were cool. So maybe they are okay for YOUNGER guys. Under age 20. If you are rockin' in the 21 & Up club and a male, you should NOT have on SJs. So the new SJ requirement is under age 20 and a certain weight. Weight definitely plays a major role. Im still laughing at Kells comment about if they were for larger people, they would be called Fattys. ahahaha. That gives me the urge to hear some crazy East Coast song that says It's My Fatty repeatedly. LOL

***sidebar: So... the SJ blog got alot of feedback on AIM. lol. Guys notice the comment option under the ENTRY. USE IT***

Soulja Boy did NOT kill hip hop!!!

2009-03-10T06:42:00.000-07:00

Chop did ---> <-- Soulja Boy made it a lil better. If you compare it to this. You cannot lie, THIS was the jam in 2002/2003. Every time it came on we couldn't wait til the break down. Everyone was chopping in the air. Dont front. Kelvin Gaines my BFF aka CaL had thee BesT chop game. LOL.

Dudes && Skinny Jeans

2009-03-09T18:55:00.000-07:00

Are SJs (skinny jeans) the ultimate scheme to be cool without breaking the bank??? Like I'm cooler than you, although your wearing 200 jeans. Just yesterday, I saw this chick wearing some pink zebra pants, and I had on my se7en jeans and a hood, and she looked me up and down like wtf. And I'm looking at her like "Bitch my jeans cost more than your car note". Yet as I'm walking thru the mall these Slauson Swapmeet looking jeans are EVERY where. I have yet to see ANY one in "name brand" skinny jeans. Not ONLY are females wearing them, guys are too.

Jan 20th, 2009

Nevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........have I seen......... so many BOMB.com dudes in skinny jeans. It was like skinny jean central in LA tonight. So are dudes in skinny jeans cool? My usual answer is ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! Especially when his jeans are tighter than mine. At first, I was like I'lL NEVA talk to a nigga in skinny jeans. BUT TONIGHT!!! THESE damn skinny jeans are starting to look cute. Or I'm drunk either one. As a female, I can honestly say that if I get a Xtra small sweater, my boobs get to feeling funny. Like they cant breathe,or something. I get all insecure like "Ay do my boobs look funny???" LOL. Real talk. Hmmm... The twins should be equivalent to the sack. In my mind at least. Especially after that whole Down-Low dilemma spreaded. Should I not holla at the guy in the skinnys because he might have some gay tendencies, or since Weazy F did it its cool. Id hate to find out MY guy loves Victoria's Secret more than I do. Secretly he wears my bra and panties when I'm not home. Maury Show: Baby I have a Secret. Id tear that set DOWN. So before, I catch a case, I need a little insight. Are times changing, and guy actually enjoy shopping to as much as women? What's really going on??? After tonight, I may be biased. So Im going to take it to the streets. Ask a few of my girls, cuz I don't know whats "on perm" at this point. ***side note: Kita what does "on perm" mean? Str8! DUH Obviously u guys NEVER travel East Coast. lol***

Just to be on the safe side, I'M going to stick with guys in fitted jeans.

and he looks damn good in his size 32 slim-fit jeans,7.5 fitted hat, && size 7 shoe.
<--- TY La's Flyy Guyy Wears them best. Hand's Down.

***Sidebar: Kellz stFU about TYGA. Your opinion totally doesn't matter***

The RuN-Up Rock Launch Soccer Kick Windmill Take OFF

2009-03-07T17:57:00.000-08:00

Lmmfaotid...

If you personally know me, then you know I'm always laughing and making jokes. It's hard to be serious. Being that I'm funny, its rare that I find other stuff that I find funny.Im usually looking like whaaat huuuuuuh ;-/. LOL. THIS is one of the funniest videos I have seen thus far. Its so funny it makes me CRY. HAHA. LiL dude was fast. LmmfaO. She socked him && it was on. LOL. This is thee Ultimate fighting move. Its called the I WILL NOT LOSE (kellz u like that Jay). It consists of The RuN-Up--->>> Rock Launch--->>> Soccer Kick--->>> Windmill --->>> Take OfF!!! There is no way you can lose a fight with this technique. The opponent will never know whats next. Just Mortal Kombat vs. Street Fighter they ass. Pop..Pop.Pop.Pow.BooM.AhhhhUkit. You don't want it!!!

Remember, if you don't have the KO ablity remember these moves...

LOL Here are some STILL FRAMES Bcuz I just got like 10 aimz cuz ya'll cant play the video on a fuqn ShitMobile Sidekick.

So the lady [blue shirt] approach the man trynna get him to buy sex. He say No. She try to pocket check him, then she gets mad and punch him in the nose. && She runs.

He Runs up on her. stop to pick up and Rock and launches it at her. She run

He chase her and soccer kicks the shit outta her. She run again.

He run up Windmill on her. She run away

Then her catch her and 2 piece her.

RuN-Up--->>> Rock Launch--->>> Soccer Kick--->>> Windmill --->>> Take OfF!!!

I used to whoop EVERYBODY ass on the SEEEEEGA, Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Xbox, Game cube, Playstation 1,2,or 3. Even my Tamagochi whopped ass. Remember those??? Llate you DON'T want it. Betta ask about me. When I wasn't playing with my Barbie's I was whoopin ass on ANY video game.

I am thee video game QUEEN.
Nicholas Balderama know. Adam most def KNO. Aaron && Daniel Kathaleena's brothers know. Andre"AfroStank" know. Eugene cheatin asian ass know. Gay William Know. Monica Know. Libby Know. Chris Martin "Big Face" know. Marvin my BFF you know. I whopped yo ass on he Wii. 47 KOs str8. Krystle Know. Dominique Know. Josh Williams def. know. I used to come to yo house and whoop the hell outta you on Ready 2 Rumble, Lance (R.I.P) know, Cal know. Matt, Day, && Maurice (R.I.P) Know, Ariel, Eric, Baby Clarence, Trevor && Chris Know. Fat Boy, Curtis && Chris know. DeVon & Kenyata know. SDub know. Omari know. Markell know. Antoine (R.I.P) know. Derrik aLLen Know. Boss know. Tyson know. Mad D know. Raenisha know. Kells know. even Duty know. Danishia && Travis next door know. EVERYBODY KNOW. I am THEE QUEEN from the 818 to 213 to 310 to 424 to 909 to 702 back to 323. Everybody from the Valley to Vegas Know.

Llate YOU DONT WANT IT.

***If any of yall I named want it lemmie know***

30 iSz the NEW 20

2009-03-06T14:56:00.000-08:00

Title speaks for itself. Thats real shit tho. I was listening to Jay Z, and that song came on, and *** I said self, self said huh*** My Aunts aRe some Badd Bitches. Excuse my french in case ya'll run across this. I have learned from THE best tho. LOL. Someone asked me, Kita does it doesnt bother you to have your titties out? LOL. && I laughed like ABSOLUTELY NOT. LOL. I was thinking in my head shhhhit they def couldn't be around my aunties . LOL.

So I dedicate this to you three. I love ya'll all real talk. My aunts LITERALLY give 18 year olds are run for thier money. These L.A. girls need to step thier games waaaaaaaay up. I thank ya'll for being great examples. Each of you guys taught me different shit on your own way. So everyone meet them:

Shamar

This is my motha fucken Boo. Never in my LIFE have I ever seen GAME so strong. Remember the Most Hated Picnic, and we were in the parking lot??? I don't even remember who the guy was, but she got at him SOOooOOOoOOooO cold, I just stared in amazement. Like OMG is she REALLY gettin' at him. LOL. Shamar says what the fuck ever to a nigga, and the shit works. I need some more lessons tho Boo. Real Talk. Although you taught me to go for what I want, I'm still SHY, lol so I be on chill. LOL. But the lesson is within.
Pisces Stand Up. Happy Birthday!!!

MOKo...

Moko... Moko... Moko... :::silence::: Moko taught me Fuq n!66@z get money. && Don't depend on a guy for NOTHIN. The baddest chicks are independent. Not to be amazed by material things. She taught me the I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T song before it came out.
This always happens in LA.... your walking in a parking lot, and some Idiot roll up trynna talk 2 you out of his car like he has absolutely no manners, thinking your going 2 be impressed. Keep walking and he will follow you the whole way to your car trynna holla. Then hit that AUTO Start engine, look back at his ass like yea your cars tight, and get in YOUR shit. make sure the BEAT is thumpin so hard that you can't hear him anymore. As you roll past, bring the window down a bit, turn your face up at him like what a fucken lame and drive off.

Moko you def taught me that.

Sidenote: Badd Bitches have thier OWN.

EUREKa

I have struck GOLD!!! This is my its whateva right hand. Although she flakes ALOT. LOL. This is the only person that will have me drive 50 miles to a club, and then not show up. LOL. Shame Reka. You be acting like Silver on those nights. I 4got this is a good entry. LOL.

1st off let me say she is ONLY wearing a scarf in that picture. Yes a scraf. BadD! Who do you know than can make a scarf sexy? She taught me the greatest lesson by far. That TRUE BEAUTY is from within. && That it comes natural. That you don't have to wear make-up or extra shit to be beautiful. Or like alot of these heffas, you DONT need a weave. That you shouldn't harp on hair. It doesn't matter. She grows her hair, and then cuts the shit right off. Hair don't make you, YOU make you. I be wanting to cut my hair, and everyone is like NOOoooOo, I hit her and she's like CUT THAT SHIT. LOL. I will cut a few inches now and then, but nothing too Extreme. LMMFAO. Reka taught me that it is OK to be different. No matter what you are wearing. Swear one day she had on thee biggest sweats ever, and I run into her ass, and she is pulling left and right in the lot. Reka pulls THE finest n!ggas in La. [shouts to my 4ever Uncle Dre] Shut up. LOL. Reka is JUST as if not more goofyR than me. LOL. She is JOKES. OH YEAH REKA IS "single":
So Feel free to contact her
AIM: mrs undastud78

....&&.........&&.......&&...

I would like to throw out there that ALL three of them have GREAT careers, multiple cars, own houses, single (in their own minds),Natural (don't wear make-up), Funny, Smart, Intelligent, Independent && SEXY.

If you are related to me, OVER 30 && not on this blog, YOUR NOT A BAD BITCH, YOU simply LOOK BAD BITCH. ahahaa. Another reason could be YOUR NOT MY AUNT dumbass.

loOkiNg 4 me???

2009-03-06T05:54:00.000-08:00

iM oN StiCkaM....
stickam/msyoung420
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twitter: Mzflynflashy

sidebar: Fuq MilK skaTing doEs a Body GoOd

Good NigHt BoO

iChat... So Hit me UP. Im HiS DiGitaL gIRL

Latte

2009-03-05T19:31:00.000-08:00

Got me addicted, so im a frequent to his 24 hour coffee shop
Had one taste && now I just cant stop

Apple, Toffee, Boisenberry
Kellz said he looked like dirty larry

Got me hooked, like a never ending book.
Love his mind, gotta make him mine

Mocha, Hazelnut, Irish Creme
I'm certain he's the boy 4rm my dream

Savor his flavor from top to bottom
Wish I was the one who could say I got em

Strawberry, Peppermint, Amaretto
Sip him slow && listen to the flow

With just one taste of Chocolate Mint
I could tell this boy was Heaven sent

Cinnamon, Almond, Caramel
Love locked down in a cell

Sit in the coffee shop and drift away
No matter the price I will pay

Lemon, Black Cherry, Butter Rum
Can't wait for the next entry to come

Sit in the internet cafe and blog away
This guy is dope I must say

Cherry, Macadamia Nut, Chocolate Cake
To see what he's thinking I cant wait

Morning, Noon or Night I can be found
just listening to his sound

Walnut, White Chocolate, Cookie Dough
things running thru his mind I just dont know

This flavor or sound isn't easily found
This has to be the best place in town

Blue Curacao, Almond Mocha, Peanut butter
I see him && my heart begins to flutter

I must say the waiter is pretty cute
He dresses like a hippy, but in a suit

Guava, Huckleberry, Grape
My mind is here for you to take

There's just so much he has to say
Can't get the full experience in one day.

...To Be Continued...

SiDebaR: Latte... It kinda turned into a poem huh. But its for you so thats what matters. LMMFAO. Ok ok... U got me writing is HARD. To everyone that read that, I DO NOT WRITE, its a rough draft, and I made that while listening to Neverland, and the song went off. LOL Then I found my Trina Glamorest Life, and you cannot be sweet while being a bad bitch, so I will finish it later. LOL

NOTE 2 SELF: Keep yo fat ass outta StarBucks! Shame I know all the flavors and never worked there. LOL. But in my own defense I can say that if you ever are in LAX Terminal 8, you will find ALL the employees in there.

Crise... Prince Of BrooKlyn

2009-03-05T05:11:00.000-08:00

rap olympics edited 4 lil crise page

Ran into Crise [pronounced like Rice as he would say] && his dad C.H.I.N.A on his way to school a few minutes ago. He's pretty tight. I believe he said he was 15. He reminded me of what old school hIphop is. At first I had forgot what it was, like what is everyone arguing over, and THEN I heard him. Like oooh... Back when I was about 6 or 7 HipHop. His vocab is strong. Dresses pretty fly too. He's honestly shittin' on most of these TV rappers. Real talk. Dope Kid. Best of Luck kid, not that he needs it.

Free ShIt iS goOd ShIt?

2009-03-04T15:39:00.000-08:00

ClICK hERE 2 Download LOTR hmmm... LOL.. I Really expected alot. Because HE IS literally the LORD of ringtones. Im not gonna lie, I gave Tmobile 2.99 for that Soulja Girl. LOL. Like always, he has FIRE beats, && its something about his catchy voice that draws your attention. I can literally hear something he says twice, and I will know the whole song.Oh yea, its simple shit, DUUUH Kita. Some shit like Hair Red like Apples I love Snapples. <---I wrote that myself.LOL Simple hooks are always a plus. && he is JOKES. 1st funny mixtape Ive heard. Ummm... this WHOLE album isn't in the the ipod. Pow && What You Know is tho. [Shouts 2 Jbar he reads my blog]. Soulja Boy sounds good rapping fast tho. Im NOT one of those this is or isn't REAL HipHop types, I could careless, but he should stick to making me shake my ass. DONK will never die.

CLiCk HeRE 2 Download Rob's CD

This is REALLY worth downloading. Really. All the songs on the album are worth listening to. This has already being uploaded to the Ipod. That song "Sexual" literally makes me moist. LOL. Who wants to go half on the kid to this CD? I will try my BEST not to call you ROB. LOL. && the baby boom starts NOW. The song "Turn the Lights Low" gives me pretty memories of the best h3@d ever. This could really be compared to Ginuwine at its BEST. Even the R.Kelly TP2 CD. Throwback music, the quality kind. You know one of those CDs where you would put it in and never have to worry about pressing skip. This will go down in the ancient ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN case. LOL. THE SPECIAL CD CASE. LOL. You know what I mean. Right next to that Pretty Ricky Blue Stars CD. Although I have compared him to some of the best, he has his own style. Have you ever Downloaded someone's NEW WHOLE CD, and the shit is SO good that you feel bad? Like damn I shoulda brought that shit. Taking money out that person pocket. LOL. This mixtape is one of those. I haven't heard a album like that in a while. I'm usually like WHY did I buy/download this shit. Honestly, I would pay for this if it wasn't free. This is THE best mixtape I have actually heard since The Pink LavaLamp.

CLICK HERE 2 DOWNLOAD ThiS Hmmm... I got woke up out my sleep to recieve this, from my very proud friend. SO this better be fire. If NOT you will def hear my voice ALL day long.&& DONT think that I'm not gonna BUST out the fact that this mixtape is 2 days late. This guy can't be on time to ANY thing. SHAME! Just like a LA n!@@a. LOL Its downloading... [20%] Ummm... I am still in LOVE with the Tyga sound from 2 years ago, this is the NEW Tyga. But This will be added to the ipod. His new sound will have to like always grow on me. CaLi LoVe is some real shit. && Of course I love SaYin ThIs... Love the AdLiBs... "Fuqn Aye" LOL. I hear that it will be throughout the album. Can't wait. Fuck iT Up Song Is gonna be the New Jerk song.Just Wait. Remember I told you 1st.

Might be True OR just as Fake as the BITCH who told U

2009-03-04T04:26:00.000-08:00

Hmmmm....

I usually dont address dumbass shit. BUT since it has spread all OVER LA, and So many people are asking me about it, I will answer the question everyone is dying to know.

No... I repeat NO... I am NOT. and have not been.

FACT: I still dont have sex.

DUH i got bigger. I gained weight IDIOT. Be reaL Im Only tall as fuq, 5'2 LOL (give or take 2 inches with shoes on), and now I weigh 130. OF course my BoObz aRe gonna be BIGGER than they were.

BUT am I the only one who remembers that I always had BIG boobs? I must be. I only went up a FEW cup sizes. && YES they are real dumbass. I would NOT waste my money on breasts. Especially making them bigger. Shit I want a reduction. WTF

If you know me, you know Im the natural type. I dont have time for that Extra shit. Im still thaT saMe snEakEr chick. Make-Up? Neva. Waste of money. If you aint got it you just dont. I wanna loOk like the same ass girl he went to sleep with the night Before. The most I have on at all times is some cocoa butter && lipgloss. Be fuqn real. Ya'll bitches sound dumb.

Jealousy is a Disease Bitch, && I really hope ya'll get well soOn.

So... I know I always said that If you wanna know anything about me, ask me, because who better to tell you than me, BUT this is getting outta hand. ReaLLy

&& anOther One of my DumBass Friends make WorLdstaRhIpHoP

2009-03-03T18:48:00.000-08:00

LmmfaoTID

laughing
my
motha
fucken
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off
til
I
die

ahahahahaha... Ramon...

This nigga had thee audacity 2 call me like Kita damn Worldstar got me. LOL.. ahahaha. I had 4got all about that shit. ahahahahahahahaaa. Damn. 30 thousand views. lOL yet the YouTube page only has like 30 if that. ahah && they are probably all me watching and laughing. Hahaha.

Aye real talk ya'll are right, whoever runs WorldStar is some1 that we all know. Because EVERY1 in the "circle" is always on there. STRANGE. LOL. We'll I will tell ya'll that its NOT me. LOL

I just hope whoever it is does NOT put me or my videos on there. LOL ahaha

Ramon.... ahahahahahahaha

:::watches the shit again:::

&& again

& again

youtube.com/thekid1310

LiL B (of The Pack)

2009-03-03T04:48:00.000-08:00

I dont really persay like the song itself. But the beast is sick. && all together the video is beautifUl. The scenery is awesome. The director did that.

LIL B: What the fuck Is Up with those beads??? This skinny jean shit has to stop.

THis Guy gonna jumP outta tha water wet ass eva wit some SKINNY jeans on. LOL

&& but... He attempted 2 say something that sounded like my name in the end... sO yay

sidebar: B stop drinkin that syrup, Thizzn, gettn high, && drinkin U get stranger by the year. SAY NO 2 DRUGZ

Its strange 2 hear a Guy say I want your face between my thighs...

BUT the Pack is the shit. Yes they are pete STFU

G.E.D. GetTiN EvERY DoLLa Inc

2009-03-01T09:19:00.000-08:00

As far as I can remember the "beef" started at this point:

I remember when this happened. LOL. I was at work at the Airport in Kellz Store when I got the call like "Babe the Crips got Lil Wayne". I can't say that I am mad at them for that. Cuz he be out functioning in La, yet screaming that Super Blood shit. As far as what I was told there AINT no "color red/blue" gangs in the N.O. I respect what they was doing. I feel like Wayne brought this on himself. Because he just sprung that blood shit out the blue. He is viewed as a role model, so why after you make it you wanna be SuuuwOooPin. I mean you supposed to rep your hood right. Why didn't he get out of the car? Bang bangin' don't stop. Gotta know what you gettin into. LOL. So I don't think 40 Glocc is wrong for this at all. FOR THIS. LOL... yes if you havent figured out, I'm side'n with the Crips. For obvious reasons to some. I mean my fam is 4rm Harlem Thirty Crip, && regardless to how many other niggas it is, or what hood they in, they gonna Rep it no doubt. The Pasadena Blood niggas [HI] is gonna rep Dena where EVER they are No matter what. It could be 30 other niggas and they will PDL to the fullest. && if your like Oh Wayne can't be doing that because of who he is, then Wayne also should stop claiming that blood shit. That Crip && Blood is REAL. You gotta stay in yo lane period. If you a square be a square, if you hood be hood. You can't really come out and spring gang bangin on people. Bloods listen to Snoop and crip listen to G. Malone or Jay Rock becuase they make it known what they about. So Wayne with this New bangin' gets no respect. I mean when I'm with my crazy La family, and they get into it with some other females from another hood, and even tho Imma L7 I can't just sit in the car. Oh excuse me ya'll I'm not in this, Hell nah. They fade, I'm fadin. Period. Imma str8 Ugg boot 7 jean, Hollister wearing proper talking valley girl, so if I can get out and get wit it, Wayne definitely should. Especially when he is claiming Blood. Rahk I know you gonna be on my head for this, but thats real. Them niggas was like EAST CoOooOOoooooaSt CriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiP!!! LOL

Anywayz.... from there --->

I was saddened that Tyga got Robbed. I think he was just a victim of cirstumstance. Cuz he DON'T be claiming ntn. Poor MichaeL

&& then... Tyga Speaks

Yea whatever... Yea he got robbed, thats embarassing, but what can be said, and has not been said, is Tyga is a real nigga. He didn't snitch. Gotta respect that. Some of the hardest niggas is snitchin. Niggas are snitchin on they best friends. So Give Tyga credit. I highly doubt that some random niggas just gave him a chain back. RiiGht. Highly doubt it. But I have heard that same story from G.E.D members, but it seem kinda unrealistic. I don't know 1 person that would BUY something, and give it to the next erson cuz it was initially theres, and they liked them. WTF If thats the case, why nobody ever dropped my Rims, alot of people like me in La too. Where my 1st 22z at??? Not saying that anyone I associate with from G.E.D is lying. Im just saying. Where the Young Money chain at??? I know ya'll like where the Young Money chain at??? LOL

Some other Un-Important videos were made. Whatever.... Then a year later,

My OfficiaL ProduCer (Kita you don't do music WTF you need a producer??? Cuz it soubd good. DUH) / G.E.D. Official Producer shared this with me:

The official 40 Glocc diss.

Im str8 lovin the Friday adlibs. LOL. Anyone can tell you Ezel was my Fave character in the whole Movie. Its Cool. MilK what you doin in those pictures??? yea why yo ass wasn't at fucken work??? This is the 2nd diss to 40 Glocc by Q. Has 40 ever answered? SchoolboyQ made valid funny points: You shouldn't put gunz on YouTube. LMMFAO @ dumbass nigga got yo WHOLE hood on injunction cuz you wanna put shit on YouTube. Aint Nobody scared of YouTube. Nigga fuck YOUtube. PunK ass greased up oily ass nigga with his shirt off on the side of you. --FUNNY ASS SHIT

...Lmmfao all I could think about was dude being like oh we bout do make a video lemmie get some baby oil cuz.. LMMFAOTID

How he gonna call that man the Rappin' Ezel??? Shame. Q, where did the schoolboy come from? Your pretty hood to me. School Boy??? Explain. Imma need somebody to take Q str8 to anger management.

I was gonna sk why is Q so late? But he made this cuz 40 Glocc still talkin about it I guess.

loL... If i NtN else the G.E.D niggas is FUNNY.

Pete... I know your gonna aim me talkin Crazy. Im ready. Oh shit. LOL. He already on me. LOL Just damn hit me up. LOL

Now I press PUBLISH

11:01am Blog Update:

The YM Chain was given to Twist the 2nd Youngest member of Young Money

50gs on his Neck

&& The chain was given back to Tyga from some "real niggas" in exchange for a verse on a song.

&& 40 Glocc just blocked one of the G.E.D. members on Myspace. LOL ::waiting for the pix:::

11:30 am UPDATE

Now damn 40, I was wit you on some shit. Nigga say he want that then you block them??? WTF. Shame. Its cold to be Myspace blocked. LOL. Its not like the aim block. Someone block you on aim and you can have another name in 3 minutes. You gotta have another email, validate the shit, resign up. Hell nah. LOL BUT the Myspace block is cold. They let you know yo ass is blocked. LOL. On AIM you just not signed on.

LOL

Never Make Friends @ Summer Camp

2009-03-01T03:05:00.000-08:00

A waKe up call frOm my dUmbass naMeless celebrity friend...

Him: Im looking at your baby pix.
Me: CooL
Him: I always knew you were Asian, even if you don't admit it
Me: Riiiight
Him: We should definitely have kids
Me: Are you high? Why?
Him: Becuz a Belizian, Japanese, Black, and White red head kid would be THEE shit.
Me: Riiight
Him: Really it would
Me: Dude your jeans are tighter than mine.
Him: Whatever. We are so having kids. They are gonna be beautiful.
Me: Riiight
Him: Get on Webcam
Me: I have an afRo
Him: Like I haven't seen you with a fro b4. LOL. Remember Utah.
Me: Fuck You Dude
Him: I Love you. I miss you.
Me: Whatever

Him: Damn you look exactlly like you did when we were 12. Your the only person that looks younger each year.
Me: I should have never went to Summer Camp and met yo ass that year
Him: If we never met you wouldn't know how to Snow Board
Me: Whoa... What the fuck do I need to know how to snowboard for?
Him: Ionno.
Me: I was THEE only black person EVERY time we go
Him: What about that time you took me to Magic Johnson Theatre in LA, in the hood
Me: ahahhaha
Him: Damn you REALLY still look 12
Me: I Look 13 BITCH!!!
Him: Good night Mrs.SDub 4reaL OUr kids would have curly red hair. We both have curly hair.
Me: Call you 2morrow. Stay off The sHit

REMEMBER THIS COMMERCIAL??? We Used 2 crack UP. One of mY Fave CommerciaLs EVeR

I FOUND RUFUS LooK

ahahaha

Speaking of Snowboarding... LuV This fuqn CommerciaL

HaPpY BiRtHdaY Harlemz Flyest

2009-02-28T18:54:00.000-08:00

3.10.08 you asked me where the fuq I was on your birthday, and I couldn't remember. I assured you that I would NEVER miss another one. Today, February 28th 2009 is your 20th Birthday. HappY BiRthdaY!!!

&&... I know what you would ask me... YES!!! I LoVe yoU MuaH.

EveRy tImE I hEaR tHiS sOnG i ThInK oF yOu... I stilL caN heaR U siNgiNg It. OuR uLtiMaTe JaM:BE WITHOUT YOU (by Mary J. Blige)
Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

This saYz aLL The ThiNgs I waNna saY. I jusT fOunD it. Strangely it Says what I said In my Previous bLog. WIERD

I kept my promise, but there is a problem, I'm here and he's NOT.

Rest In Paradise.

HarLemZ FlYesT...

39.I.P Baby Crafty 9

I Love YoU aLways && Forever

<3 Your SqUaRe VaLleY gIrL <3

Shout Outs to George for calling me trynna make me feel better. MuaH. Every1 is Turning it UP heavy tonight, but I'm going to stay home. Not really feeling it at all.

......DESTINY......

2009-02-27T02:28:00.001-08:00

I feel like making The Fresh Princess of the Valley RemiX CD... Bffz they just dont understand. LOL ***Way off topic but speaking of Fresh Prince, HI RoSS bka Lil Nicki*** Kellz hopefully you can understand now:

I believe that EVERYTHING happens for a reason whether negative or positive. && things that happen were set to happen. But at the same time, I do think that you can alter your destiny. Kinda contradicting. Whatever.

Every1 close to me is like kidd wtf is wrong with you. Trynna figure it out. Kellz is screaming from the mountain tops "KiDD! you can't be fuckin' serious dude. Thats not even your type! What the fuck! Snap outta this shit. You dont REALLY"...blah blah.
LOL. But my abuela (grandmother) can always tell when something is bothering me. She is like I don't even want to know, but "uno puede encontrar su destino en el camino que tomaron para evitarlo". Meaning one sometimes can find their destiny on the road they took to avoid it.

I didn't even have to tell her what it was even about. Damn! Very strange and wise lady. I was like damn how does she know that I avoided something, and it is bothering me.

Then simultaneously I see something, and I'm like huh. Its a round about compliment that goes on to say BUT blah blah... But always takes whatever the topic was way in left field. The fact that THIS person said that is dope because I totally adore him. BUT what the hell does he mean BUT? The word but is placed as a comparison. Oh no guy don't do that! Especially Because this person has gained this position that I have never applied for. A title that I never wanted, or even crossed my mind. So there shouldn't be a but. At least in my mind.

The word one word this significant person was defined as is all glorified. Im like awww hell nah. LOL. So I hit him like...

The difference between truth and fiction is,
fiction has to make sense.
Truth goes hand in hand with trust.
Yet there is no such thing as trust.
People work off of their true interest,
which is the bond of all relationships.

&& he replies

one has to make their own truth
before they can consider "it" the truth...

"" was changed.

So thats where the exchange of messages left off. Then as I am closing my inbox, I see read your daily horoscope. So I read mine:

2.25.09 Although you might want to explore an impulsive feeling today, responsibilities at work prevent you from having fun. But having a lot of chores to do won't necessarily stop you from talking about your desires. Sharing your dreams with your friends or with someone special can be just the diversion you need, yet it's very different than actually putting your thoughts into action.

Yesterday I was hott. I was so interested in what THAT person had to say it diverted my anger from my car. && it was EASY talking about wanting to see that "dream" person, but when he became a "reality" I backed out. Get it???

Then my horoscope today [2.26.09] says:

Today you might not have much time to think about what comes next. You've barely completed a project or put a personal issue to rest and now something new comes at you. Your greatest strength is the speed at which you can react when the Moon is in spontaneous Aries. Don't think about what you should do; just do it. You can always make corrections to your impulsive behavior later, if needed.

I shouldn't have to explain how this relates but, you know I was kinda buggin' like damn what if I would have went. Would that have not happened? And worried about never knowing. Like I'd hate to look back like what if. But when he said he respected my decision, I laid the worry to rest. SPEED. I am really quick. I should have just went, and it would hav been what it was so the what If's wont haunt me. What if is a motha fucka. Basically, I should have went. DUH.

Putting that with what Abuela said, I avoided it, and maybe I will meet "the dream" on the exact path that I took to avoid it. This is the optomistic me. Get it? But maybe he met his destiny. DAMN!!! LOL. If he is floating on cloud 9, then thats cool too. The fact that I can even exchange brief strange random words with this person is enough for me. Maybe I just like being mind fucked by this person. Whatever LOL. And the thought of maybe even building a friendship with this person is great. I have many other associates like this person, but he is different. The ones I'm around are all the same, hung up on material things that at the end of the day stands for nothing. Living in LA, I am around alot of superficial things/people. Although this person does the same thing as people I consider close friends, he symbolizes something way different.

His horoscope said 2.25.09

You may differ in opinion today from your peers, but this doesn't mean you should simply agree with them. Your perspective may be more acute than everyone else's, yet it still might not be a good idea to set them straight. Don't just acquiesce. But believing that you can change anyone's mind with smart thinking and logic is impractical. Let others know where you stand and then leave it alone. They will change their minds when they are ready and not before.

His acute perspective is the very reason I always get mind fucked. LOL.

His horoscope today 2.26.09

You are less restrained now in the expression of your feelings because you don't think you have to worry about any negative judgment from others. You may even be gleeful as you purposefully step over the edge of acceptability for the shock value of it. Fortunately, you won't require criticism from anyone else today. You are able to quickly discern where you need to focus your attention and how to modify your behavior to get what you need.

I doubt that he didn't recieve any criticism today. But Shout outs to Ricki Levine the horoscope writer.

In conclusion, I dont like him anymore. Hey what did you expect? Imma Valley Girl. We move on with that supersonic speed. LOL We change loves like we change panties. Im just talking shit. LOL. Hope to see you on that road Dude :) smile :)
Wait... Did I even like this guy??? Remains a mystery. When was the Exact point I said I liked him Kellz? wtF haha.

RipPaz Hit My Sidekick!!!

CaRleNe geT KelLz oN thA phOne

2009-02-27T01:38:00.000-08:00

Leave Ya Number with Lipstick Classic
WhY yOu aInT taKe me 2 tha game??? i see How u dO.

Is thaT the Same JackeT Tha SwagGeRleSS carTer had On???

LmMFaO Kellz U a FoOl On da PhotOsHoP.

I see yOu. I like How JaY is lOokin dead aT the number.

He loOks a liL wOrE oUt.

DeDicatIon for this BlOg: Replacement GirL by DraKe

KeLLz if you DONT STOP calling me singin RocKn thA pInK imma take it off my Blog. LOL 4REALZ!!!!

RipPaz hIt My SidekicK!!!

2009-02-26T23:49:00.000-08:00

(((PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT)))

ALL RIPPAZ FEEL FREE TO HIT OUR SIDEKICKZ

riGHT NOW

<<<<~~~~~ THA STUNNAMAN HIMSELF

LUCY'S AIM : ILUVDASTUNNADICK415

ETHEL'S AIM: ILUVSTUNNASTICK415

Rippaz Hit my sideick...
Every damn text message stunna can i get that d!ck
I replied like this... gotta get these chips

If you want it baby hit my sidekick.

Stunnaman stunnaman sidekick pimp
I got pix of ya bitch when my sidekick flip
Aye do me a fava tell ya bitch stop callin'

Late night cOnvO wiT B wiLd....

Me: Guess how many pages of comments i got???
Him: You aint got more than me!
Me: Well how many you got?
Him: ONE!!!
me: One what???
Him: One page nigga top that
Me: Laughs
Him: You bet not be fuqn laughin at me
Me : :::Still laughin:::

2009-02-26T03:50:00.001-08:00

Hip Hop's funeral

2009-02-24T20:29:00.000-08:00

Track Listing from the Video:

Stanky Legg - Dead Legg
Crank That - Crack that Big Toe
Coconut Juice - Coco Puffs
Kiss Me Thru The Phone - Rob Yo Ass Thru the Phone
Birdwalk - Do Doo Walk
Get Silly - Oh Really?

Do da dead legg...
LOL. That part is funny. The beat of this song is active. Regardless to who made it.

Crank that Big Toe...
Funny

Coco Puffs???...

Aww nah!!! The nerVe. What the fuck!!! Ya'll friends! Why you gotta do THE LOVE of my life like that? Shame! Friends dont do this to friends. Why??? I will TY til the end.

I will rob you Thru the Phone...

Why you gotta do Sammie like that??? He aint did shit to you. Shame.

Exact lyrics: Say Bruh come up out that chain like the way it hang. Its about to be mine. I put that on my gang. Ask Young Berg, even ask Tyga. Soulja boy even got robbed. DAMMN. Why u gotta do Ty like that Tho??? WhY yoU geTTin @ TY lIke That CiTy???

Doo Doo waLk...

Damn i know how to do this dance. Im visioning it would be like the regular dance mixed with the BooTy Dew.

OH Really???

Your a rapper? Oh really? The best song.

LOL... K-City you are most definitely crazy for all that. All together the video is funny. LOL. Except the parts I disagree with. You already know. LOL at our phone conversation tho. && How you already knew on what I was calling about. Silly ass just lauging on the phone. "Kita That is NOT a diss!" Riiight. Then you gonna have the AUDACITY to say you wanna do a song with Charles Hamilton. Damn shame. CH be in enough shit on his own, dont involve him in that. BUT outta all those jams, know what they do have in common??? Catchy hooks and BOMB ass beats. Take notes

Umm Hmmm Whatever. Imma keep my personal oponions to myself, cuz I'd hate to be rollin on Crenshaw, then tha Range on 30z pull up with some issues. But you know what it is. Imma keep these comments to a minimum. I enjoy riding thru Innnnnnglewood without trouble. So City do ya thang. Im just saying THO... friends don't DO that. Take TY out, and the video is aiight wit me. And Sammie.

K-CITY still stands by that is not a diss track, && he is just fed up with the state of Hip-Hop.

When you trynna get the BINGO crackin???

Anywayz....

DOWNLOAD K- CITY's NEW MIXTAPE... CLICK HERE

Im puttin THIS shit on YoU TubE

2009-02-24T19:40:00.000-08:00

So Im going down my buddyList last night on AIM, and I see Q's away message like the FUNNIEST shit just happened, and I got it on tape. So a few minutes ago he puts the video on his youtube.

When you see someone in need of help, do you help them??? Or do you just mind your own business like yo mama taught you to? Hell NAW! You grab yo camera so you can put that shit on You Tube! Duh. Can't just go around helpin' motha fuckas.

Q!!! help that man! Where is your civic duty??? Yo daddy is diddy he runs the city. Nigga help that guy! Why do the people at Subway show absolutely no concern? Q's Steppin all on the man like "Yea Um...Lemmie get that Ranch". Shame!!! I Hope I am NEVA around yo ass in case of an emergency. I see how you are now. You one of those kids. Ummm Hmmm. If a dog was chasin us, you the type to push me down just so u can get away.

LOL @ Super Handz " I'm Known in these streets". He reminds me of that guy from those Irrestible videos in black and white. Since he mentioned it 1st, he does favor Samuel. Im sayin thO.

Wett WetT... ohhweee

2009-02-24T17:54:00.000-08:00

Tha JaG

Hmmm...

KandY paiNt ... Excuse me SAL's Premium Paint
22 inch rims ... Ashanti's to be exact
the Coupe wit no roof.

OOooOoooHhhhhhwwWWeeee NiGGa !!!

shit is WET. I KnO. I KnO.

That + Me = WETT WETT

Funnest Night Ever in the whip = 10.31.08 Sunset BLVD

That lady was like "Gurl dat caR match yo HaiRrrrrr!" She was hella ghetto.

WTF like I didnt notice that.

NOTE 2 SELF: I taste just like Kandy

iF Its gOna Happen, It wilL happEn 2 hiM

2009-02-24T01:26:00.001-08:00

AnoTher late night phone conversation with Cam. The absolute WORST shit happens to him. He keeps me up every morning til about 4:30 am telling me the strangest stories. LOL. We do this shit EVERY night. LOL. So here he goes, telling me these crazy stories.

" I'm on myspace right........................................................................................... and I add this chick. I thought she was cute, it was a cute picture.

After she accepted me I sent her the THANKS for the add comment. She sent me a comment back like no problem whats your name. So I sent her one back. She's like whats your aim, I really dont do myspace. So I hit her up, and we had a cool lil conversation. She was saying all the right shit.

She said she was Puerto Rican, El Salvadorian, Jamaiican, and black. Like I gotta 2008 Benz, my own apartment, and she a nurse, Plus she had a good ass conversation. Supposedly she was having problems with her X-boyfriend.

One day she was like Cam I love you. I shoulda known from then. I shoulda known this bitch was crazy. I had the most stocked face like WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. I said Okay, and anyway we was still talking and what not. So I asked her when imma get to meet you. She said this weekend. I'm like wait first of all where you stay? She's like Landcaster. DAaaaaAaaM!

She like its cool I'll come see you. The day come, and she like yea im out here. She like Ummm Im on Crenshaw and Imperial. Im at my uncle house. Im like cool dat's just around the block. Give her a lil time right. About 3 hours go by. Im writing this bitch, like where you at. She always had some emergency shit going on, and I cant meet her. She said her uncle was dying, so I'm like okay I cant rush the bitch. Fuck it! I'll wait. It was like 10pm, finally I got mad. Im like DONT even come. Fuck her, fuck the uncle fuck everybody!!! Basically, in the morning I woke up to a whole bunch of aims. Like Cam I'm sorry about yesterday. I'm like yea whatever. Months later, that shit happened about eight times. No lie. I'm not even fronting. It was always something. I remember the last time the uncle was like near death, and she visiting him in the hospital. She said she was gonna come see me. Im like yea what the fuck ever. This is like the 8th time. Right now, Im being an ASSSSSSSHOLE.

She had always told me previously told me that her X lived with her, and she always took care of him. He was a no good nigga. He broke her heart and all this bullshit. Anyway, I aint neva seen a bitch that can lie so good in my life. So anyways ummm, ummm, she had gave me her X boyfriends aim to look at his away message that was about her. So this day I hit the nigga up. Like Aye, I'm talking to this chick named Tyanna, how was it when yall were together. He was like MY NIGGA, it was a waste of time. Im like what you mean? He was like she a liar and a fake. He was like you aint ever met her huh, and I'm like naaah thts why I'm asking you. He was like man nigga that picture of her is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT real, she is NOT skinny, and she's NOT light skin. He was like I will send you her real picture right now. So I go look like AINT THIS A BITCH. My exact words.

So he was like man she tricked me for 2 years. Always trickin me. I told him like my nigga this some R. Kelly and Usher same girl shit. This is crazy. I was like do she really got a Benz? He was like no the bitch got a Ford Taurus. Im like what about that baby she say aint hers? Cuz she told me it was her cousins baby.

He was like she told me it was her brother that died baby. He was like man. So I'm like my nigga imma send her this conversation, and he was like go ahead, but let me write this last part. So he wrote YOUR A LYIN HOE AND A NO GOOD FEE (female). I copied the conversation and aimed it to her. So I cursed her out like you a lying ass fat ass black ass bitch. Then I blocked the bitch. So I wake up to text messages and voicemails. She all nonchalanat. She was playing like yea haha I did it, it was fun while it lasted. Then she just got all serious and sad like ohhh you wouldnt have liked me for me. Im like you damn right. She like oh I love you. I was like look check this out BITCH YOU AINT YOU!!! Basically I told her don't aim me, call me, text me, myspace me ETC... Then she still hitting me up like yea I apologize, I was like yea aiight BYE BITCH!!!

LOL... If its gonna happen, it will definitely happen to Cam. Ahahahaha!!!! He said all that shit up above. LOL.

tHa BathrOom PhotOshooT.

2009-02-23T20:04:00.000-08:00

This blog is totally inspired by KevCity. LOL

So, I'm being a good Myspace buddy, and decide to leave a few picture comments on KC's page. I see his Phone Photoshoot album, so I'm like let me see what this is about. LOL && what do I find??? This guy has 29 pictures in front of the mirror. Nothing wrong with that. Who doesn't have that moment when your walking past the mirror, and thought you were looking bomb, and had to take the pix of yourself so everyone else could see it. Like oOooh Imma send this to my Boo. I mean the Best of the Best have had this Bathroom photoshoot. But Everyone always makes the same damn mistake. The best picture is always the one where you were looking down at the phone instead of up at the mirror. DAMN!!! Why!!! is this picture always the best one??? DAMN!!! I hate when that happens. But since its the best one, you still put it up. Like shiiit who am I fooling, they know what I look like, this is the BEST one. LOL. Dont front.

Since Kev inspired the blog. I'll put up his pix 1st. lol

shame... Kev's page took me here....
SoUlJa BoY TelL eM Himself ----> Didnt you learn from last time??? again dont look at the phone
He Never learns...
Whatever...

Then I went back to my page. Then to Random people who has updated their status on Myspace.

LOL.. My HarLeM fLy guY Dee BlacK [no not Harlem 30z ya'll. He's from New York]

Luis

LOL... I always get him

Lil CaM
some random guy
DexTeR J. Edwards. Gotcha!!!
KelLz... I knew yo ass would have one

some random guy that just requested me. He's like oooOh shit Im getting a call nigga
L- SoLO.
some random guy that just requested me. why couldn't the person in the cut just take the pix???
My BoO AD
DaMn... EveN ii Got caUghT
Me...AgaiN daMnnn...

BUT I learned my lesson from the abOve Victims. The secret to Success in the Bathroom is
1] Hold the camera Lower than your face && Look at the Mirror
Finally he's learned.

OR

2] Hold the Camera Above your head. GREAT TITTY SHOT. YeSSSSS... ScOre!!!!

ME
YeS.. I have mastered It.

OR Don't take bathroom pix at all. && GET FLY on they ass by:

3] Take pictures of people taking pictures of you.
very smart guy.
4] Just cut the Other niggas out of the picture.
BEFORE
After
I would have cut myself out. He looks damn cute in that picture.
again...
5] let the MacBook take pix of you. DUH.

6] DON'T look at the camera at all.

7] Photoshop the shit and make it look FLY

8] DON'T even open your eyes. FUQ iT

You have to be a cute ass guy to look cute with your eyes closed. I see You Arab. Happy Birthday!!! (yesterday)

LOL... I hope this was somewhat helpful.

A PiCtuRe SaYz a tHouSanD woRds...

2009-02-22T20:46:00.000-08:00

I totally blame KeLLz

FuCk a Job!!!

2009-02-21T16:30:00.008-08:00

LOL... I stopped EVERYTHING I was doing for this post. [-->PAUSE<--] I really wasn't doing much, trynna watch that Madea Goes to Jail for free on the net, but anywayz, I seen this.

Its a recession, and people are getting laid off left and right. Rememember a few weeks ago, that man killed his whole family after being laid off from Kaiser? RIP. Wait nevamind, him and his wife were fired. EVEN better!!! Sit back and collect that dough!!! ***I said self, self said hmmm*** A few days ago, Arnold JUST laid off 20,000 federal workers in CaLi last week.

I hate to bring you up, cuz I love you like no other, but My LIL Boo
[-->Pause<--]
Cam, I am so proud of you. I mean come one who do you know in the 11th grade making sixteen dollars an hour??? He had just got a raise on his pay check this week, nineteen dollars an hour now. DaMn! Imagine $19 an hour in the 11th grade. I was glad to get that $7 a day lunch money in High school. Save it up for the new J's.I had all the new new shit. My Boo was killin em. Before he could even get his next check he was laid off. Damn! Poor Boo!

People getting laid off left and right. We should be on our P's and Q's right? Arriving to work 10 minutes early, taking 27 minute breaks instead of thirty. We need this job right. Absolutely not! Fuck That! Don't be all stressed out! Don't be all scared walking on eggshells at work. He'll nah!!!Take a Few Lessons from my Boy Trackstar[S.O.D. Money Gang Stand Up]

Soulja Boy, Arab and Jbar Have a new dance out. You betta practice that shit. Who has time for work when Beezy making Hits??? Not Trackstar!!! He don't give a fuck. So what if he get fired. He got all the Yums already BITCH!!! TrackStar was this the day you got fired??? Lmmfao @ how the phone rang at the end. He wasn't even scared, he still Said Money Gang RocK shout out at the end.

:::Ring Ring:::
...Hello This is Angel speaking...
::: Angel why the fuck are you on camera 9 dancing????:::
...uuuh Soulja Boy Tell em. I got this new dance for ya'll Crank back 3 times...
:::Come turn in your badges along with your uniform. We aren't paying you to be Crankn that shit!!!:::
... Yahhh Bitch Yahhh!!! Im to Fresh My Dougie to be workin here anywayz. Got me Fuqd up. Fuck this job! I got shit to do. Beezy just went (((LIVE))) on Kyte anywayz BITCH [Bird walks out the door]...

LOL... Angel/Trackstar I goT NTN but LuV 4 you guy. This was all outta fun. When When I seen the video, I had to hit you with a joke or two.

Imagine Me && KeLlz doin the StanKy Legg Thru LAX Airport. lmmfao

Uhhh.. Where's MY security?

2009-02-19T17:55:00.000-08:00

So... I wake up at 2, and the game starts at 3. No time to get fLy. Damn. So I am at my kid sisters socceer game. Trynna be lowkey. Hair pulled back in a pony tail, hoodie, se7en's and chucks. Totally not my usual. But whatever. Im listening to my ipod. Have you ever felt like you were being watched? So Im way in the cut by myself. Just chillin. Then The Stanky Legg comes on, and I'm trynna stay still, but its hard not to do the semi butterfly to that addicting beat.

Then I get attacked. WHAT THE FUCK! He's like yea so I been waiting to get you byself, ever since the bball games, but I never can get close. The Kid grabs my hand and starts kissing my hand. I'm like Hi I'm N... He finishes my name. Full name. lol. Im like wow. I have never even been macced down like this b4. He start throwin the SUPER game at me. Im like aww how cute. He goes on like I am in love with you. You my baby. Blah blah. He's like yea I heard you talk yo that nigga from S.O.D I'm like nah thats JUST my friend. He like good. Cuz that nigga hang out with Soulja Boy and my wife can't be around that lame ass nigga Beezy. LOL. Im laughin. Like Kid Im too old for you. He's like girl I love you. I know how old you are. Then the other boy is like She's 23. He's like what did Pretty Ricky say??? Age aint ntn but a number. Then he like Man I know how old my baby is. Im on her myspace. I know your aim, kyte, stickam, yahoo, blog, what you drive, yo shoe size, I know everything. Im linked with you babe. We connected. Im like aww thats cool. He starts huggin on me and shit. ***I said self, self said hmmm Am I being punk'd???*** He's like man your my screensaver. You was my Valentine. I love your new Pix with the Pink. I like our hair better with the bright red. And where were you at in that Orange shirt. The kid breaks down all my pix. He said some other way out shit but I 4got. Then some other kids are like man nigga come on she's too old for you. He's Like nigga this my WIFE. I LOVE her. Girl I love you. But I gotta be home b4 dark, so baby be safe. Then he kisses my hand again, kisses my cheek, and fades in the distance. LOL. He was str8 Maccn me down. LOL. Where the fuck are my body gaurds??? Everyone's laughing. Im like so no one seen the Kid attacking me??? LOL. So Muah to you Kid. && Yes, I cannot deny your Xclusive blazers were on point.LuV ya!

ITs QuieT... ::Speechless

2009-02-19T04:49:00.000-08:00

this used 2 beat in the GT

LAST MINUTE CHANGE OF PLANS

2009-02-19T04:29:00.000-08:00

The function was secretly moved to PF Changs in the Beverly center, next to the Grand LUX. ThankX 2 every1 that Showed mad LuV at Kellz 24th. It oNly happEns Once. Our deepest apologizies to those that went to the Grand deLUX. Dawne we aint mean to waste Ya gas pimp Juice. It is also appreciated that those who recyled their gifts didn't make it anywayz.

HappY b daY KelLz

2009-02-18T23:58:00.001-08:00

KelLz... Happy fuqn 24th!!! You look every bit of 16. Haha. Who am I to talk? Ayo... when we turn 24 we gonna look legal!!! Wait you already turned 24, and STILL you look like a fuqn kid. Shame. We'll try this shit again next year o_0. Dun DuN NuN NuN " aYo... when we turn 25, we gonna look leeeeeeegal". *** I said self, SeLf said hmmm... WilL I Look Like a Kid forever???*** Back to KelLz. [-->PAUSE<--]

HappY BdaY KeLLz!!!

LOL at aim being Overloaded with The iCons I made. LOL I guess KelLz threatning the Aim world also contributed. lol.

***I said seLf, selF saiD hMMm.... 1 more dayS to kellz Bday.***
ahahah. I had to Thrash u

YoUr GiFt

Im SuRe u got that special Happy BirthDaY 4rm Jigga what? Jigga Who. So, Imma GivE u thIs VideO. This ThroWbaCk. When I Was a Big JaY fAn. Now Im not. B4 he went all corporate. Proud of his SuccesS thO. R.I.P Colleck

&& ThankX 2 every1 that Showed mad LuV at Kellz 24th. It oNly happEns Once. Our deepest apologizies to those that went to the Grand deLUX. Dawne we aint mean to waste Ya gas pimp Juice. It is also appreciated that those who recyled their gifts didn't make it anywayz. YoU Know who u Are. lol. Nigga WtF is dA tIssue paPer???

REAL TALK ThO: Ill be at thE Grand LuX (Beverly Center) on Friday. Since sOme Unnammed person said its silent for me && actn up on the List. BuT SiR, I got nTn bUt lUv 4 u, so U will get Ike'd.

HapPy BiRtHdaY kELLz!!!! [-->PAUSE<--] WTF

2009-02-18T21:39:00.000-08:00

Hmmm....
So Im getting my iN lOve ON (with myself) listening to W.I.T.A,
and I get a call from my CRIMIE.

"Yo Kita... Go to allhiphop.com. Check me out!!!"

****I say SELF, SELF say Hmmm...., WHY IN THE FUCK IS KELLZ ON THE RUMOR SECTION OF ALLHIPHOP[DOT]com????***

Then I begin pondering on this. KELLZ why in the fuck are you on allhiphop.com??? Is there something you want to tell me??? This is the RUMOR section. So I begin going to other previous dates, and no where do I see ANY other birthday shout outs. STRANGE!!! ***I say self, self says Hmmm...Kita dont even ask.*** BUT inquiring minds would like to know. HOLD THE PHuCk Up. YOU ARE NOT HIS BFF!!!! Aww Hell Nah. Kellz who is this Illseed character??? I know yo ass know. I knew my BFF was a lowball celebrity, but hmmm.

LUCY... You goT some Splainin' to do.

Usually in this duo, I am an equal participator in the activities. But I dont know. Kita N KelLz are like LUCY n EtHel. I thought I was Lucy, Usually the scheming hothead trynna get ahead, and Kellz is the level headed bah chill type. But the tables must have turned. I even got the RED fuqn hair.

WTF Is GoIn on??? This is like that time Ethel turned on Lucy to join Fred n Rickys performance. SEE how you do Kellz. I kNow who your Fred is [its ROC in ya area], but who's my Ricky??? Or am I Ethel again??? Cuz ur guy does do Music. Wait wait, my potential does music too. Or do I want the suit n tie type???

TYGA I See U

LauGh oN mE...

2009-02-16T22:13:00.000-08:00

loL PetE Wentz iS cRaZii

LoL... Im not trippen tho. Cuz I have too many jokes for yall. So I will let ya'll have this new found Jokes on Kita week or whatever it will be. LOL @ how the email of that night's events have circulated across L.A. county. LOL Oh wait, the story made it to Virginia. LOL AlL I am going to say is FUQ YALL. I should have just took my ass to The Allstar game, like everyone else. SHAME!

All ya'll think that I totally should blog about my date. loL. Ya'll aint shit! You just wanna be able to look back at this shit years from now and start rolling again. Thanks for the calls and shit although all of them were ya'll laughing endlessly in my ear about the shit.

BUT even I had to laugh myself when I woke up, and did the scroll down the buddylist to read the Important peoples away messages. And I stumbled upon this...

lOL its 10 at night && its still up. Shame on yoU. 4reaL tho, Imma blog about that incident. LOL when my mind is right. Cuz I will totally act right now. lol. Especially after he had the audacity.

sidenote: hmmm funny how ppl that LOVE rihanna love always odering #3s.

hUh...

2009-02-15T21:01:00.000-08:00

Searching for Episodes of Hell Date, I ran across that. ^^^ I was watching it from a far, and the dude in the light blue looked like T.K. from a far. LOL. I was like wtF is he doin. haha. My bad T.K. LOL. Thought he was on that 50 Cent curly type shit. LMMFAO. Dude in the Mint Green is kinda cute. Shout ouTz to Terry Kennedy. Long BeaCh staNd uP.

5STAR grand DELUX party

2009-02-15T08:41:00.000-08:00

PiX= KeLlz

U R ThE WOOOoOOorSt!

Last NighT... OmG Speechless.

BFFz doNt do That to Bffs.

CHILL...Kita!

Such a pretTy facE 4 the DeViL.
ItS onLy 1 night. :(

3 days tiL Kellz 24th Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dinner Party @ the Grand deLux. Please R.S.V.P.

Ask for Directions, I cant seem to find it on google. But its called the Grand DElux

Yes... DeLUX

I cant wait to Throw this party for you KeLlz. No Worries. Its on me.

I hAtE shiTMOBILE

2009-02-14T02:01:00.000-08:00

T mObiLE [k]!!!

I have been rockin with T-Mobile since the beginning. With the big original Sidekick with the detachable camera. Remember that? All the fLyy tiL ii Die kidS had them. [KeLlz B. I see You]. This was like 11th && 12th grade year. Must Haves: The sideKicK, that months new edition J's, some pajamas [preferablly polo,TH,Ecko,guess etc...], and a fLyy ass fitted Jersey DresS, Some Timbz,a velour suit (YOU BITCHZ STOP WEARING VELOUR!!!, and I 4got the other thing. But you get the idea.

---What seemed like months later--- THE SIDEKICK2

Then I bossed up to th sidekick2. Buying those sidegaurds in different colors. Remember the yellow ones sidebands to match the yellow Nike LiveStrong bracelet???

---MONTHS later... THE NEW EDITION--- oMg iTs pInK

Then they killed the game off with the P!nk Juicy Couture SK. Gotta Have iT.

---Months (NOT YEARS) later... The Sidekick 3 ---

Still doing my T-Mobile thang, I ventured to the sideKick3. OMG i have to have this. A Phone that matches my car && Rims. Black n titanium. OMG! KiLLin em! SELF{Damn this is some str8 bullshit... This shit dont even work!!! they had to send me nine million of em. OMG But i HAVE TO HAVE a sidekick. So whatiF i never have service, I have a sidekick.

.....OMg nOt a GreeN LRG sideKick Gotta have it.....
... NOT A D.WADE... gotta have it... Its white!!! WhiTe is so the new black. So what if I wouldnt know wtf D. Wade was if he walked up to me right now.

---About 4 months Later... THE SL LX---
At first I wanted the LX, but EVERYbody and they daddy had one. But guess what like 2 weeks later, the SLIDE came out. OMG. Gotta get it. So what if I just spent 359 cuz i didnt wanna upgrade my contract. Gotta have it. OMG. More problems then the 3. Damn where the fuck did I put my 2??? Nah can't go back to the 3. So what if it freezes, oh well. I know the only reason I got it is for aim, and the icons dont even show. SOooOoO what. Gotta have a Sidekick. omG not a Tony Hawk. Gotta Have it. Oh yea that new Iphone is the shit. Guess I'll have 2 phones. [idiot]

---Months Later, a G1...

Gotta have it???? Hell No. Im older now, fuck that. Did everyone forget the fact that Tmobile has the worst fucken customer service in the WORLD. I just got off the phone with them, trynna pay my bill, and the second time outta two months, they RANDOMLY flagged my account. Didn't that bastard tell me last month that it was random, and it only happens ONCE a year. So wtf. Then they have you on hold for hours at a time. Like its a game. Bitch I aint callin you to get some free money. Im callin to give you my dough, tend to my fuqn call immediately, like a 911 call. Then after the long ass wait, they tell you that oh we can't reach your bank, DUH BITCH!!! am I the only motha fucka who realized it was 1 in the fuqn morning??? Then in the beginning of the call Hi you have reached REP id # 01991019111 Bitch fuq that. Who cares. NEW POLICY give out you rep id in the end of the call so I can report yo stupid fuqn ass. I hate TMOBILE!!! And I hate you if you work for them!!! FUCK Tmobile.

One of my Rapper friends please make a fuck tmobile song.

Totally offtopic but Mikey bka TYGA man the flyyest man, i appreciated that aim song. You tried. Thats what counts right. Kcity shut up. Tyga is HIPHOP

2009-02-13T02:50:00.000-08:00

hmmm... whenever Im lost, this song helps me find mY paTh. The instruments in the background are so beautiful. I begin to imagine a beautiful paradise. You can't help but fall in love with this song. Even if you don't know what it is saying. But since Love is in the air, this is the best song to listen to.

EVEN IN A DREAM, YOUR WISHES I ATTEMPTED TO FULFILL
FOR YOU I REACHED THE MOON
AND, IN MY JOURNEY, AN ANGEL I ENCOUNTERED.
IT SAW ME VERY SAD,
KNEW I HAD LOST FAITH.

IN MY DREAM I DIDNT SEE A FACE
I COULD ONLY HEAR IT SPEAK.
IT WAS GIVING ME A LECTURE ON LOVE AND UPON HEARING IT,
ANXIOUSLY I STARTED TO DEMAND OF IT
WHAT IS THE KEY SO THAT YOU MAY LOVE ME?

FIRST, IT TOLD ME THAT IT IS A SIN
TO THINK ONLY OF YOU.
SECOND, THAT I CAN'T NOR SHOULD, EVEN THOUGH I WANT TO,
GIVE MY LIFE FOR YOU.
THIRD, THAT MY DESTINY IN LOVE IS IN DANGER, IT WARNS ME OF YOU.

AND FOURTH, THAT A SLAVE IN LOVE/WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE
HAS HIS HEART STEPPED ON/TRAMPLED.
THAT HE WHO LOVES BUT DOES NOT DEMONSTRATE
ALL THE AFFECTION SETS HIMSELF UP FOR A STUMBLE/TRIP. (Something that may hurt him?)

LOVE IS THE RAREST THING THAT HAS BEEN ABLE TO EXIST
HE WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU
MORE THAN LIKELY, YOU DONT EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO
AND TO ANOTHER YOU GIVE A FLOWER, A POEM, GIVE THEM YOUR HEART
AND A DISILLUSION OCCURS
YOU LOSE THE ESSENCE AND THE FAITH IN LOVE.

THIS NIGHT I WANT TO DREAM AGAIN
TO SEE IF I LEARN SOMETHING MORE
AND FOR FOR THAT ANGEL, SO DIVINE,
THAT HAS COME TO ADVICE ME, TO APPEAR.

SideNote: I Love AvEntuRa. GuesS i gOt a tHinG for New YorK boYz. :)

Someone recently said that they wish a music instrumental could tell a story all in its own. I truly believe that this one does. What about you?

LET ME SMELL YO DICK!!!

2009-02-12T00:03:00.000-08:00

ahhh... something is wrong.

I just cant quite put my finger on it.

Does it make me a physco because I dont find anything wrong with the let me smell yo dick part?

But I mean, if it take all that you might as well not be with dude. I'd rather we single.

FINE PRINT: Im sooo past the physco shit. lol remember when I cut up Chris' jacket and put the feathers in my pillow??? It was cold that winter. Then he stayed with me. WTF ahaha && the I had the audacity to rip his shirt [that i brought] off his ass in school. LOL SoRRy ChrIs ReavEs. Luv ya. LOL

Random PhOne CoNversaTiOnz...

2009-02-11T23:32:00.000-08:00

So, I get a call a few seconds ago...

hiM: baby I miss you blah blah. I've been thinkin' about you blah blah. Dayum I can't get you off my mind.

mE: why?

hiM: everytime I hear your voice, all I can think about is that fuqn YouTube video of you dancin'. Everytime I get on myspace, I watch that shit. You make my dick hard.

me: [-->PAUSE<--]
hUh... You dont even have a myspace!!!

him: I knOw, I be gettin' on the homie shit.

[-->PAUSE<--]

mE: THINKIN: SELF I THINK HE WANNA DRINK MY JUICEBOXX sCoRE!

LmmFAOTID

w.o.W

100 Views awaY frOm 4000. uh oH

q: what song is that
a: Do Da Dirty Booty by TreaL

q: why are u in your underwear?
a: . Me && danishia decided that we should record ourselves learning how to do the dance. So we would know what we should fix. Then record ourselves doing it again for the final version. BUT the more we did it the worser we got. LOL. So we ended up with me in my panties shakin ass on You Tube. :(

q: do I care?
a: hell no. Im usually in my panties and bra anywayz. Good thing I didnt have a thong on tho. 1ST off, anyone that is a frequent visitor at my house knows that I never wear clothes NO MATTER who you are. I come in the door and take my clothes off right there.

YoUr a JeRk- NeW bOyz

2009-02-10T18:57:00.000-08:00

What the Hell Is This New Shit???

Thanks to my hyperactive younger sibling [kidflynflashy], I am up on all the neW New shit. So, since my friends aren't up on this yet, I will give you guys the Run down. You already know the dance is called the Jerk. Easiest shit to do. But when it came on inside the skating rink, I noticed that ya'll [Dawne, && Patt, also CAL] were like what the hell is this shit. LOL Whats the hype? So here it goes, we all know how to JERK. Its like jerkin and bustin out the Rodger Rabbit. Give or take a few other movements. Since I went to the Jerk Fest with Danishia, I noticed that the worser you do it, the better it looks. You don't even have to be on beat!!! I hope this dance NEVER gets old. Because you can do it the simple way, or you can do all that other shit. I'm a lazy dancer, so I like the side to side jerk. But its one of those to each's own type of things. Anywayz, the song that got the movement poppin is called YOUR A JERK by the NEWBOYZ. The NewBoyz are a group out of the 760 valley. Its two of them, Ben J [my favorite seXcii kid] && Legacy.

Anywayz, download the song, watch the youtube whatever. Yes Dawne, these are the same kids that opened up for H.O.P.P bka Larry.

siDeNoTe:
BeN J... U aLready kNow whaT we talKed about. An hour before that 18th call me. This kid does NOT have to look this good. SHAME

The Video By ActIon FigureS

Then the ^^Action Figures made the Youtube video of the dance. The AF's changed the dance up tho. Give or take a few steps. Oh yea, ZACK from AF my lil sister loves you. LOL. Sorry Danishia. LOL ahaha!

tHe GraMMyz

2009-02-06T03:04:00.000-08:00

My guy VIP SUGAR BEAR aka James Flaunteroy wrote two songs that are up for nomination. Take You Down - Chris Brown and No Air - Jordan Sparks & Chris Brown!!! I hope you wiN! You totally deserve it. I know that you wrote Take You Down after staring at the twinz on the myspace. You don't have to admit it, but I know. Its cool. I won't tell the world that I am the inspiration of the song Take You Down. Its cool. LOL. Im not LiL' Kita anymore guy.

...Dont stop girl get it. Stop playing with it. I can't wait no more. When I take Kita down... I really wanna take Kita downnnn yeaaaaaa..... [original lyrics]

LMMFAOTil I Die ahahah.

ReaL taLk that song is about me. Whatever J. loL.

Nah really all jokes aside, I'm proud of you. Other things he has wrote is

Chris Brown & Keri Hilson- "Superhuman"

Chris Brown's "Lottery",

and Usher's "Will Work For Love."

Also some songs 4 Beyonce on I am Sasha Fierce

and Brandy's new album.

wiN or Lose, You did it

Remember Me is still my JAAAAaAAaAaaaaM.

LOL... When U read This don't get all mushy. LOL. Remember back In the days like 2000- 01 we used to get aim poppin. LOL. Niggas been aiming since the Blackplanet days. ahahaha.

Shout Outz 2 eVery1 i Know 4rm Laces : Mida!!! ( James N), SugaR BeaR (James F.) The TwInz (Garrett && Jarrett), Giant ass Aaron, Spidey, Philipe, DerricK (DJontheclock) && any1 eLse I missed. Yall had VIP && LSD poppin. YALL all some Old ass niggas now. LikE 27 && shit dayUm

Congrats Floss leRoy!!!

James... would you happen to know this kid dancing to your song??? :)

im SaYiN tHo... LOL

WherE in the heLl iS ThE PaCk???

2009-02-06T02:16:00.000-08:00

YouNg L on thE beaT, So You KnoW thaT It sLap!!!

They have disappeared. WTF. I just really miss these guys. WTF. Has anyone seen them anYwhere??? Did they breakup? Are they in the studio? What really happened??? Its been a while since I heard anything about them. At first you couldn't get away from them, and now they are just gone. The Pack was in EVERY club from The Bay to La. Ummm... WheRe is Young L? Uno, LiL b && the Stunnaman??? Its safe to say Tyga was the unofficial 5th member of the Wolf Pack. I personally think Tyga's music went harder when he was touring with them. But thats neither here nor there because I support Tyga til the end. Luv ya!!! G>E>D. Gettin EVERY dolla. ShouT ouTs to the BumZ that hate on him, && stopped being my friend cuz yall aint cool anymore. Fukk eM! We need a Tyga/The Pack tour. Somebody make that happen quick. I'm going to have to make a few phone calls. I really wanna know where they are.

But Shout outZ to whoever I was talking on the phone to earlier tonight. I forgot. But he brought up The Pack, and LiL B. LOL. We were talking about fan signs [ A.V. promise I will make you one. PROMISE] and he was like you know who has the MOST fan signs ever? And I was like who, and he said LIL B. He said B has like 400 fan signs. DayUm.... Not only does he have fan signs, girls are getting LiL B tatted. Dayum. NO COMMENT. I checked it out, and I personally think that B just posts any picture with a female throwing up a B or whatever. NOT SAYING THAT THEY WEREN'T MADE FOR HIM PERSONALLY. But they are kinda suspect, because they just say i love B. Dudes name is LIL b. but whatever. I got a B hat pix, loL wonder will he post it. lMMFAO. We will see. But as far as fan signs go, I think Jbar of S.O.D [soulja boy's friend] has the most ever. I will say him because his say JBAR. NOT J or Bar, or JB.

Who the fuck was I on the phone with that brought that up???

He's RoCkn ThAt PiNk LiKe...

2009-02-03T01:23:00.001-08:00

sO... This weeKend, i totaLly felL iN lOve with RocKin ThaT thaNg by the DreaM. iTs been mY aBsoLute faVoriTe alL mOnth lOng, Besides, Beep Beep Bobby Valentino, & BlaMe it- Jamie Fox. So whaT if Its oNlY the 3rd day of the MontH. LmMFAOtiD. Anywayz, one of mY FaVe's/the guy every1 Loves but Hates, sends me this JaM!!! ThanKs dudE! So mY FaVoriTe JaM miXed wiTh my fAvoRiTe duDe = Rockin thaT piNk! Charles Hamilton never ceases to amaze me. His taLents seem to be endless.

siDe noTe: Ch fuqn loOkz cuTe in PiNk... BeaUtiFuL liPz!

Newest Additions to my iPod:

Rockin that Pink - Charles Hamilton

Rockin that thang - The Dream

Beep Beep - Bobby ValentinO

BlaMe it (on the alcohol) - Jamie Fox

CreNshaW ... I miSs iT

2009-01-29T02:43:00.000-08:00

iPod: Thatz mY woRd - KeaK da SneaK

DamN shaMe 2:43 a.m., && Im turnt up. This song reminded me of when Crenshaw used to be JERKIN. Man! At 3 am, if you didn't have shit to do, you were on Crenshaw. Wasting gas. Adams to ImperiaL. loL. I reMemeber wheN we toOk the cLs && the G5 out. lOL. We were just the Rich kiDs. Who's that? The Rich Kids. LOL. Then we switched it Up on they ass. Got cars they respected. Chevys! New Impalas. My Ace Boon moved to ATL, and then it was just me && the girL holdin it down. StilL Reppin. LOL. I got stupid popuLar fast. Thats Kita, she drives that Impala on 22z. :) She's from Most Hated. Boyz weren't [some still aren't] on 22z. PPl were bareLy gettin Dubz. LOL @ how we were str8 Valley girls, Seven jeans, true reLigions, and Uggs. Ahhh the days. Lowball I miss that shit. Rollin up and down til the sun came out. PPl doing doNuTz. It used to be like 500 cars out there. Stupid Poppin.

That was fuqd up when ALL our cars got stolen at the party. LOL. How did the SS get stolen with Lowjack? haha! poOr Reg. Thirtsy ass niggas even stole the door henges. My insurance company wouldn't cover my rims, and put stocks on my car. I went and brought new 22z that same day like fuq it. Cashed the Rim Shop right out. Couldn't hit the scene Naked. Hell Nah. Back on Crenshaw that same night. Too official. Shit was sooo fun until the gang bangers start shooting at the Car Clubs. loL. Every1 was scared to go on Crenshaw, and the new shit was Compton && Maine. Ahhh the Days

Every1 Used to be on the internet trynna find the newest shit to play as loud as they could.

I stilL make the best playLists for the rEcord. Fuq u Fatboy. Your Cds were cool, but not better than mine. We just stole your cds just to do it because we could.

Back Then a Great Playlist was:

KeaK the Sneak- thats my word
E-40 Tell me when to go
The pack - Vans
The A's - FeelIn on your booty
Chris Brown - Poppin
Styles P - Can you believe it
That Laffy Taffy shit
LiL jon
d4L
Keyshia CoLe
YouNg JeezY
&& Webbie
KeLis - Bossy

&& whatever eLse the aBovE artIsts made

LOL... ALL the Certified parties ALWAYS got shot up. LOL> But you wasn't shit if you didnt go. LOL. Riskn ouR liVes 2 functioN.

I may go oUt in Feb tho. 2 the SquaD bOyz party. But im Hesitant. They the new Certified. LOL. I was done wit Squad after the Black && White Ball. Who shoots up a function for 5 minz and the Police station is right across the street???

iTs thE thOuGht That coUntS

2009-01-29T02:20:00.000-08:00

chOcoLatE StraWbeRriEs!!! yaY. Im spoiled I know. Everybody knows.
We cOuLd mosT deFiniteLy maKe this a MonthLy/ eVerytiMe I get sick type of thing.
girLs >>red things [strawberries]>>> chocolates>>> monthly = LoVe

It Really meant alOt. I don't think its really worth $100. But they look nice. :) Too bad I never recieved them. Who ever stole my deLivery is most definitely eNjoyinG it. Guess this is one of those the thought that counts type of situations.

Thanks AnywayZ Mikey
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